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Drinking and showering

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  • SciAggie
    SciAggie Posts: 6,481
    This is probably the oddest post I have seen in my time here in Eggville. No judgement - just an observation.
    Coleman, Texas
    Large BGE & Mini Max for the wok. A few old camp Dutch ovens and a wood fired oven. LSG 24” cabinet offset smoker. There are a few paella pans and a Patagonia cross in the barn. A curing chamber for bacterial transformation of meats...
    "Bourbon slushies. Sure you can cook on the BGE without them, but why would you?"
                                                                                                                          YukonRon
  • Phatchris said:
    When I used to dip that was the best in the shower.... No if I'm in the the shower and it's later than 11 AM there is a can in hand.

    edit; beer on the shitter is also great.
    Damnn.. Beer on the shitter..One more reason to get the cocktail fridge installed.
    Greensboro North Carolina
    When in doubt Accelerate....
  • Zmokin
    Zmokin Posts: 1,938
    Phatchris said:
    When I used to dip that was the best in the shower.... No if I'm in the the shower and it's later than 11 AM there is a can in hand.

    edit; beer on the shitter is also great.
    Sorry, I can't do that.

    You know what they say, 80 percent of taste is smell.  I am not going to risk eating or drinking something and have it taste 80% like what I might smell in the can.  That's just gross!!!!  I don't want to find out what a beer tastes like if I'm peeing after eating a bunch of asparagus, or munching on a tootsie roll while having the hershey squirts.

    Nope, food and drink is off limits for me while I'm taking care of biological business.
    Large BGE in a Sole' Gourmet Table
    Using the Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter,
     and a BBQ Guru temp controller.

    Medium BGE in custom modified off-road nest.
    Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter, and a Party-Q temp controller.

    Location: somewhere West of the Mason-Dixon Line
  • SmokeyPitt
    SmokeyPitt Posts: 10,490
    Nothing at all wrong with a cocktail in the shower. People drink adult beverages while sitting in hot tubs all the time and nobody gives them sh!t about it. I don't have a hot tub.


    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg. 

  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
    SciAggie said:
    This is probably the oddest post I have seen in my time here in Eggville. No judgement - just an observation.
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
  • bigguy136
    bigguy136 Posts: 1,362
    For myself, I take about 4 minutes for a shower. I can go that long without a beverage. I did try to save time and brush my teeth as I showered but I didn't see the time savings.

    Big Lake, Minnesota

    2X Large BGE, 1 Mini Max, Stokers, Adjustable Rig

  • yljkt
    yljkt Posts: 799
    Whats wrong with bringing a happy soda in the shower? I set mine up on a ledge where the shampoo and soap live, usually shower times out when beer is done. I just figured everyone who drinks did this. 
  • henapple said:
    SciAggie said:
    This is probably the oddest post I have seen in my time here in Eggville. No judgement - just an observation.
    Only tards use the word "tard".  
    Flint, Michigan
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    Flint, Michigan
  • Tommy 

    Middle of Nowhere, Northern Kentucky
       1 M, 1 XL, a BlackStone,1 old Webber, a Border Collie, a German Shepherd and 3 of her pups, and 2 Yorkies

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    Flint, Michigan
  • jhl192
    jhl192 Posts: 1,006
    I have brought some Captain and Cokes into the bathroom while I showered and left them on the sink.  Drank before entering the shower and after.  Never thought to bring them into the stall itself.  Chalk up yet another thing I have learned on this forum,  why the heck not.  Although I usually shower at 6:30 AM.  
    XL BGE; Medium BGE; L BGE 
  • jabam
    jabam Posts: 1,829
    bud812 said:
    I smoke it the shower.
    Wait, what?
    A buddy of mine in college smoked in the shower. It can be done. 
    I've done it!
    Central Valley CA     One large egg One chocolate lab "Halle" two chiuahuas "Skittles and PeeWee"
  • I enjoy a nice tuna fish sandwich while i am dropping a deuce. Just me?
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  • yljkt
    yljkt Posts: 799
    I enjoy a nice tuna fish sandwich while i am dropping a deuce. Just me?
    Well do you have lettuce and mayo on the sammich or plain? It matters..
  • WeberWho
    WeberWho Posts: 11,259
    This is also known as Bower. Beer + Shower = Bower. I'm not sure why I know this
    "The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan

    Minnesota
  • Anyone ever try to shower and towel off at the same time?  Now that's the real trick!
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • Dobie
    Dobie Posts: 3,448
    Does it get weird if you add bacon?
    Jacksonville FL
  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,051
    Zmokin said:
    Phatchris said:
    When I used to dip that was the best in the shower.... No if I'm in the the shower and it's later than 11 AM there is a can in hand.

    edit; beer on the shitter is also great.
    Sorry, I can't do that.

    You know what they say, 80 percent of taste is smell.  I am not going to risk eating or drinking something and have it taste 80% like what I might smell in the can.  That's just gross!!!!  I don't want to find out what a beer tastes like if I'm peeing after eating a bunch of asparagus, or munching on a tootsie roll while having the hershey squirts.

    Nope, food and drink is off limits for me while I'm taking care of biological business.

    For these reasons, I could never do this with a really good beer. 

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,051
    I enjoy a nice tuna fish sandwich while i am dropping a deuce. Just me?
    I'm guessing it is just you.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • Anyone ever try to shower and towel off at the same time?  Now that's the real trick!
    I used to suck at this until I switched from a washcloth to a loofa. Now my skin is supple and dry while I shower. 
  • bud812
    bud812 Posts: 1,869
    I enjoy a nice tuna fish sandwich while i am dropping a deuce. Just me?
    Is said Tuna caned or raw? :D

    Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution...

    Large & Small BGE

    Stockton Ca.

  • SciAggie
    SciAggie Posts: 6,481
    edited February 2016
    henapple said:
    SciAggie said:
    This is probably the oddest post I have seen in my time here in Eggville. No judgement - just an observation.
    Now I didn't go that far, lol. It's rather that the scope of egg culture sometimes amazes me...
    Coleman, Texas
    Large BGE & Mini Max for the wok. A few old camp Dutch ovens and a wood fired oven. LSG 24” cabinet offset smoker. There are a few paella pans and a Patagonia cross in the barn. A curing chamber for bacterial transformation of meats...
    "Bourbon slushies. Sure you can cook on the BGE without them, but why would you?"
                                                                                                                          YukonRon
  • Elijah
    Elijah Posts: 783
    Foghorn said:
    Zmokin said:
    Phatchris said:
    When I used to dip that was the best in the shower.... No if I'm in the the shower and it's later than 11 AM there is a can in hand.

    edit; beer on the shitter is also great.
    Sorry, I can't do that.

    You know what they say, 80 percent of taste is smell.  I am not going to risk eating or drinking something and have it taste 80% like what I might smell in the can.  That's just gross!!!!  I don't want to find out what a beer tastes like if I'm peeing after eating a bunch of asparagus, or munching on a tootsie roll while having the hershey squirts.

    Nope, food and drink is off limits for me while I'm taking care of biological business.

    For these reasons, I could never do this with a really good beer. 
    So you could do it with a mediocre beer no problem?
  • PBR and pooping, no problem. 
  • I've had beers that smelled worse...
  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,075
    Got a bad, bad feeling the worst is yet to come.
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
  • Doc_Eggerton
    Doc_Eggerton Posts: 5,321
    edited February 2016
    LOL, I take a whiskey in the shower frequently.  Thomas Hudson needed a whiskey when he shaved after coming off the boat when it was cold and stormy and so do I.



    XXL #82 out of the first 100, XLGE X 2, LBGE (gave this one to daughter 1.0) , MBGE (now in the hands of iloveagoodyoke daughter 2.0) and lots of toys

  • Zmokin
    Zmokin Posts: 1,938
    I've had beers that smelled worse...
    If I had a beer that smelled worse than asparagus pee, I wouldn't drink it.
    But that's just the way I am.
    Large BGE in a Sole' Gourmet Table
    Using the Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter,
     and a BBQ Guru temp controller.

    Medium BGE in custom modified off-road nest.
    Black Cast Iron grill, Plate Setter, and a Party-Q temp controller.

    Location: somewhere West of the Mason-Dixon Line
  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 10,051
    Elijah said:
    Foghorn said:
    Zmokin said:
    Phatchris said:
    When I used to dip that was the best in the shower.... No if I'm in the the shower and it's later than 11 AM there is a can in hand.

    edit; beer on the shitter is also great.
    Sorry, I can't do that.

    You know what they say, 80 percent of taste is smell.  I am not going to risk eating or drinking something and have it taste 80% like what I might smell in the can.  That's just gross!!!!  I don't want to find out what a beer tastes like if I'm peeing after eating a bunch of asparagus, or munching on a tootsie roll while having the hershey squirts.

    Nope, food and drink is off limits for me while I'm taking care of biological business.

    For these reasons, I could never do this with a really good beer. 
    So you could do it with a mediocre beer no problem?

    Yep.  On days when I am drinking mediocre beer my behavioral standards are lower. 

    I'm trying to decide what beer to bring to Salado.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX