NC Butt Blast 2016

bgebrent

@tarheelmatt, gonna need better pictures than the crap you posted earlier!  Could you get a pro who knows how to take photos?  Also, need confirmation on the petting zoo or the KY contingent is out.
So seriously, this is shaping up to be a great get together!  Despite the allegiance to a false god.  I'll be there, so long as you promise the petting zoo. Thanks also to @johninCarolina for helping make this happen.  I look forward to meeting you losers.  April, will be telling

Jeremiah

tarheelmatt said:

DMW said:

Looks like about an 8 hour drive. That's do-able. 

Should be a pretty easy drive.  

81 to 77 through Va and nc. Really some of the best interstate on the east coast. Just plan meals as there's NO good gas stations or fast food!

bgebrent

Us Kentuckians use GPS.  Hope the other rednecks can find their way with your help.

tarheelmatt

bgebrent said:

@tarheelmatt, gonna need better pictures than the crap you posted earlier!  Could you get a pro who knows how to take photos?  Also, need confirmation on the petting zoo or the KY contingent is out.
So seriously, this is shaping up to be a great get together!  Despite the allegiance to a false god.  I'll be there, so long as you promise the petting zoo. Thanks also to @johninCarolina for helping make this happen.  I look forward to meeting you losers.  April, will be telling

I used my phone to take these. I knew those backwoods KY folks would struggle loading the page with a 56k modem and dial up. 

Jupiter Jim

KatNOcook and I are in for sure, will get camp site reservation Monday.

Thanks to all who got this going.

bgebrent

I hate my damn dial up Matt!  I think my modem is 23K.  If you could get some PROFFESSIONAL  photos me and my crew might come over to the event you losers propose.  Kinda like entering the 9th ring of Dante's Inferno, kinda!  Thanks Little guy!

theyolksonyou

I think the UK, UNC, Duke guys should compete for who can bring the largest quantity of high dollar liquor and beer. I'll help judge. 

bgebrent

Brother @theyolksonyou, I agree!  Those cheating Dukeis and NC pussies don't know Jack Sihlt about fine bourbon, much less beer and wine.  Judges must pay $200 of course!

tarheelmatt

bgebrent said:

I hate my damn dial up Matt!  I think my modem is 23K.  If you could get some PROFFESSIONAL  photos me and my crew might come over to the event you losers propose.  Kinda like entering the 9th ring of Dante's Inferno, kinda!  Thanks Little guy!

If you come, professional photos will be taken and distributed (note only people, no poses (especially those sexual poses with goats for KY folks)). 

tarheelmatt

theyolksonyou said:

I think the UK, UNC, Duke guys should compete for who can bring the largest quantity of high dollar liquor and beer. I'll help judge. 

Thanks Jason! I'd be like a legless man in an ass kicking contest.  I cannot compete with Nip/Tuck and Dr. Peabody.

theyolksonyou

@tarheelmatt you've got my number, I'll help you out!

piney

@theyolksonyou, Sandy and I hope to see you and Amy there. KDP will most likely me there also.

theyolksonyou

@piney I'm 99% sure we'll be there, hope to bring the boys, but that's prime baseball season. Can't miss a chance to see Sandy and @kdp

you ain't so bad yourself. 

bgebrent

Damn, you keep talkin bout goats…  I'll be there for sure.  Let me know if you need me to bring anything that you losers can't provide.  Like a win over Puke

tarheelmatt

bgebrent said:

Damn, you keep talkin bout goats…  I'll be there for sure.  Let me know if you need me to bring anything that you losers can't provide.  Like a win over Puke

Hell, we will cook a goat!

Lit

Jeremiah said:

Lit said:

This could be fun. Wife said ok. Need to remember to get cabin tomorrow. Look forward to meeting some of y'all 

Could be; some of y'all??

We have been to a decent amount of fests. Like the majority of people but there have been some just decent encounters. Lots of old people with eggs for some people.

tarheelmatt

Lit said:

Jeremiah said:

Lit said:

This could be fun. Wife said ok. Need to remember to get cabin tomorrow. Look forward to meeting some of y'all 

Could be; some of y'all??

We have been to a decent amount of fests. Like the majority of people but there have been some just decent encounters. Lots of old people with eggs for some people.

This is different though.. It's a blast instead.  The way it's shaping up, some of the interesting characters are showing up. 

The clown car from KY should be rolling in too!

bgebrent

Please don't cook a goat @tarheelmatt, in Kentucky we prefer beef, lamb and seafood.  If you need to cook a goat to make Northcarolinians comfortable, please do.  On that point, you should bring some opossum and pigeon.  We'll try our best not to make you feel inferior.  You're welcome.

Lit

tarheelmatt said:

Lit said:

Jeremiah said:

Lit said:

This could be fun. Wife said ok. Need to remember to get cabin tomorrow. Look forward to meeting some of y'all 

Could be; some of y'all??

We have been to a decent amount of fests. Like the majority of people but there have been some just decent encounters. Lots of old people with eggs for some people.

This is different though.. It's a blast instead.  The way it's shaping up, some of the interesting characters are showing up. 

The clown car from KY should be rolling in too!

Yeah not trying to be a downer at all. Sounds like a blast.

bgebrent

Can I drive the clown car?  I passed my drivers test the 7th time.  Cost my mother some fine teeth.

MaskedMarvel

Gorgeous. We'll be there. Thanks!

SGH

@tarheelmatt
If I'm not working I will be there. 

johnmitchell

Good find Matt.. 1hr15min from my house..

SGH

Butt Blast, got to love the name It's original for sure. I'm just not sure that I want to tell my friends that I attended a butt blasting

piney

SGH said:

@tarheelmatt
If I'm not working I will be there. 

@SGH, I think you need to put in for vacation time. You can stay at my place if needed we got room.

SGH

piney said:

SGH said:

@tarheelmatt
If I'm not working I will be there. 

@SGH, I think you need to put in for vacation time. You can stay at my place if needed we got room.

Thank you brother. That would be awesome. 

Foghorn

This would be a challenge for me to get to from Texas, but @Eggcelsior, is there any chance you could drive my son down?  If you could do that there is a slim possibility that my wife and I could make it. 

It sounds like you guys could use a Duke grad to keep @bgebrent in line.  Of course, if the KY jelly boys are fresh off a hoops championship even that won't be enough.  In that case we might need to import some UCLA fans so they can point out that 11 national championships are more than however many KY claims to have. (KY's first two "championships" came in an era when many considered the NIT the real national championship)

DoubleEgger

Inflatable sumo wrestling would be awesome....

JohnInCarolina

DoubleEgger said:

Inflatable sumo wrestling would be awesome....

We wouldn't even need the suits.

JohnInCarolina

Nola's better half said we should have called this event "Burning Loin."  Maybe next time...