OT - What are you doing right now?

Dyal_SC

@SGH , you win my vote for the most interesting man in the world. A little preoccupied with sharp things, rear end of animals, and the *cough* front “parts”, but pretty interesting nonetheless. 

thetrim

Just put a bunch of wings in the Georgia red wings marinade.  See y'all Sunday.

bubbajack

Butt on the large and beer brats on the mini max for lunch.

DMW

thetrim said:

So @DMW any updates?

Egg went out overnight, had to fire it up this morning. Been awhile since I've had that happen. Running around 300* and I'll probably need to wrap it to finish.

Just wrapped it in butcher paper.

fishlessman

sgh inspired me.  i just went out and bought a pair of pants.  i now own 2 pair.  kinda feels odd buying something i really didnt need

nolaegghead

fishlessman said:

sgh inspired me.  i just went out and bought a pair of pants.  i now own 2 pair.  kinda feels odd buying something i really didnt need

kudos on wearing pants moving forward.

fishlessman

nolaegghead said:

fishlessman said:

sgh inspired me.  i just went out and bought a pair of pants.  i now own 2 pair.  kinda feels odd buying something i really didnt need

kudos on wearing pants moving forward.

now how does this work. wear the first pair til they wear out with the second as backup. wear them on alternate days or weeks. toss the old pair and wear the new.  this is why i dont clothe shop.  this can only lead to drinking

CPFC1905

8!  Count ‘em 8 fixtures tomorrow.  We are wall to wall football.  

Lets go;

Lunchtime (or dinner as northerners insist on calling it) sees Wolves host the hotch-potch alliance of Leicester.  Wolves should win so therefore Leicester will. 2-1 to the Foxes.  And then they sack Puel and bring in the rampant narcissist Brendan Rogers.

Normal kick offs;

West Ham head to Bournemouth without ‘want-away’ Arnoutovic.  Consequently they will struggle to score and give the Cherries the 10% advantage they need.  1-0 home win.  Maybe 2-1.

Palace got to Liverpool and will lose.  As long as Van Dyke and/or Salah max out the FF points, I don’t care. Lets say 3-0 to the Reds.

Man Utd will continue the Ole fun-times.  Brighton don’t score on the road.  74-0 please.  Make that a solid 2-0.

Newcastle host relegation competitors Cardiff.   Much huff and puff. A 2-2 would be great.  Helps neither and entertains us all.

Southampton have not exactly surged up the table since Ralf arrived.  Everton are a bit half-cocked too.  Probably a tepid match either way.  Meh, 2-1 Everton.

Thug-life lump kickers Watford welcome, by kicking, Burnley.  The visitors are firming up and I hope they rebuff their hosts advances. A 2-0 away win would be splendid. Don’t bet on it, probably a 1-0 home win.  Bet on that instead.

Teatime is the glitz and glamour of Arsenal Chelsea.  You know what?  I like the look of this one.  I think it could be a belter.  Why not, two talented if slightly inconsistent teams. There will be many goals. I am going 3-2, to Arsenal.  i am more confident in the goal tally than outcome. 

Stoke welcome Leeds.  I can confidently support @eoin preference and predict a total thrashing.   Mad bonkers Marcelo Bielsa will have had a whole platoon of spooks dressed as trees and, well pots I suppose, to covertly observe Stoke’s preparations. (Google it)  2-0 Leeds.

Sunday lunch will not be interfered with by Man City whacking half a dozen past Huddersfield.

More fun through to be had at Fulham.  The hapless, headless defensive half-wits welcome Spurs, but no panic - Harry ‘St George’ Kane is broken.  Someone else will probably score though.  2-0 to Spurs. 

In a parallel universe, the ‘EFL Cup’ continues on Wednesday.  Can Man City edge past Burton?  They go in to the 2nd leg 9-0 up.  They are away this time though, so may be they will let one in or only win by 8. 

Dyal_SC

fishlessman said:

nolaegghead said:

fishlessman said:

sgh inspired me.  i just went out and bought a pair of pants.  i now own 2 pair.  kinda feels odd buying something i really didnt need

kudos on wearing pants moving forward.

now how does this work. wear the first pair til they wear out with the second as backup. wear them on alternate days or weeks. toss the old pair and wear the new.  this is why i dont clothe shop.  this can only lead to drinking

Wear them alternating days til they start stinking. Then fluff them out in the dryer with bounce sheets. Once the bounce doesn’t work for the stench, wash and repeat.

Legume

Dyal_SC said:

fishlessman said:

nolaegghead said:

fishlessman said:

sgh inspired me.  i just went out and bought a pair of pants.  i now own 2 pair.  kinda feels odd buying something i really didnt need

kudos on wearing pants moving forward.

now how does this work. wear the first pair til they wear out with the second as backup. wear them on alternate days or weeks. toss the old pair and wear the new.  this is why i dont clothe shop.  this can only lead to drinking

Wear them alternating days til they start stinking. Then fluff them out in the dryer with bounce sheets. Once the bounce doesn’t work for the stench, wash and repeat.

Who is going to judge this stench?  

fishlessman

Legume said:

Dyal_SC said:

fishlessman said:

nolaegghead said:

fishlessman said:

sgh inspired me.  i just went out and bought a pair of pants.  i now own 2 pair.  kinda feels odd buying something i really didnt need

kudos on wearing pants moving forward.

now how does this work. wear the first pair til they wear out with the second as backup. wear them on alternate days or weeks. toss the old pair and wear the new.  this is why i dont clothe shop.  this can only lead to drinking

Wear them alternating days til they start stinking. Then fluff them out in the dryer with bounce sheets. Once the bounce doesn’t work for the stench, wash and repeat.

Who is going to judge this stench?  

direct from the ceo of levi's.....people should never wash their jeans.

Dyal_SC

fishlessman said:

Legume said:

Dyal_SC said:

fishlessman said:

nolaegghead said:

fishlessman said:

sgh inspired me.  i just went out and bought a pair of pants.  i now own 2 pair.  kinda feels odd buying something i really didnt need

kudos on wearing pants moving forward.

now how does this work. wear the first pair til they wear out with the second as backup. wear them on alternate days or weeks. toss the old pair and wear the new.  this is why i dont clothe shop.  this can only lead to drinking

Wear them alternating days til they start stinking. Then fluff them out in the dryer with bounce sheets. Once the bounce doesn’t work for the stench, wash and repeat.

Who is going to judge this stench?  

direct from the ceo of levi's.....people should never wash their jeans.

Mr. Levi is nasty then. Lol  

Botch

DMW said:
Egg went out overnight, had to fire it up this morning. Been awhile since I've had that happen. Running around 300* and I'll probably need to wrap it to finish.

You Didn't Use
 

 

Kroger Lump!!!!

Battleborn

Just got home from getting my hair did, walked into this. This super alert guard dog is not allowed on the couch, shows you how much give-a-fvck he has. 

SonVolt

Dyal_SC

Battleborn said:

Just got home from getting my hair did, walked into this. This super alert guard dog is not allowed on the couch, shows you how much give-a-fvck he has. 

Pretty pooch!

Battleborn

Dyal_SC said:

Battleborn said:

Just got home from getting my hair did, walked into this. This super alert guard dog is not allowed on the couch, shows you how much give-a-fvck he has. 

Pretty pooch!

Thank you, we kind of like him. 

blasting

fishlessman said:

sgh inspired me.  i just went out and bought a pair of pants.  i now own 2 pair.  kinda feels odd buying something i really didnt need

Isn't it kinda cold in Maine?  You wear shorts year round up there?

I own a pair of pants, but I'd have to go looking to find them.  Been a few years.

alaskanassasin

Need one of those eggspanders...

Eoin

SonVolt said:

No danger of those boosters failing to ignite.

Eoin

CPFC1905 said:

8!  Count ‘em 8 fixtures tomorrow.  We are wall to wall football.  

Lets go;

Lunchtime (or dinner as northerners insist on calling it) sees Wolves host the hotch-potch alliance of Leicester.  Wolves should win so therefore Leicester will. 2-1 to the Foxes.  And then they sack Puel and bring in the rampant narcissist Brendan Rogers.

Normal kick offs;

West Ham head to Bournemouth without ‘want-away’ Arnoutovic.  Consequently they will struggle to score and give the Cherries the 10% advantage they need.  1-0 home win.  Maybe 2-1.

Palace got to Liverpool and will lose.  As long as Van Dyke and/or Salah max out the FF points, I don’t care. Lets say 3-0 to the Reds.

Man Utd will continue the Ole fun-times.  Brighton don’t score on the road.  74-0 please.  Make that a solid 2-0.

Newcastle host relegation competitors Cardiff.   Much huff and puff. A 2-2 would be great.  Helps neither and entertains us all.

Southampton have not exactly surged up the table since Ralf arrived.  Everton are a bit half-cocked too.  Probably a tepid match either way.  Meh, 2-1 Everton.

Thug-life lump kickers Watford welcome, by kicking, Burnley.  The visitors are firming up and I hope they rebuff their hosts advances. A 2-0 away win would be splendid. Don’t bet on it, probably a 1-0 home win.  Bet on that instead.

Teatime is the glitz and glamour of Arsenal Chelsea.  You know what?  I like the look of this one.  I think it could be a belter.  Why not, two talented if slightly inconsistent teams. There will be many goals. I am going 3-2, to Arsenal.  i am more confident in the goal tally than outcome. 

Stoke welcome Leeds.  I can confidently support @eoin preference and predict a total thrashing.   Mad bonkers Marcelo Bielsa will have had a whole platoon of spooks dressed as trees and, well pots I suppose, to covertly observe Stoke’s preparations. (Google it)  2-0 Leeds.

Sunday lunch will not be interfered with by Man City whacking half a dozen past Huddersfield.

More fun through to be had at Fulham.  The hapless, headless defensive half-wits welcome Spurs, but no panic - Harry ‘St George’ Kane is broken.  Someone else will probably score though.  2-0 to Spurs. 

In a parallel universe, the ‘EFL Cup’ continues on Wednesday.  Can Man City edge past Burton?  They go in to the 2nd leg 9-0 up.  They are away this time though, so may be they will let one in or only win by 8. 

Typical of someone living on the South coast to not know that dinner is at lunch time and tea is at dinner time.

northGAcock

Dyal_SC said:

fishlessman said:

Legume said:

Dyal_SC said:

fishlessman said:

nolaegghead said:

fishlessman said:

sgh inspired me.  i just went out and bought a pair of pants.  i now own 2 pair.  kinda feels odd buying something i really didnt need

kudos on wearing pants moving forward.

now how does this work. wear the first pair til they wear out with the second as backup. wear them on alternate days or weeks. toss the old pair and wear the new.  this is why i dont clothe shop.  this can only lead to drinking

Wear them alternating days til they start stinking. Then fluff them out in the dryer with bounce sheets. Once the bounce doesn’t work for the stench, wash and repeat.

Who is going to judge this stench?  

direct from the ceo of levi's.....people should never wash their jeans.

Mr. Levi is nasty then. Lol  

He might be but he got a stadium named after him. Come to think of it, not many out in that part of Cali like that place.

nolaegghead

nolaegghead

northGAcock

thetrim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

I needed this today.  

JRWhitee

Thats funny Robin, true and funny.

Zeiger88

Just got home from the butcher with a half of a half of beef. Hanging weight was 219lbs for my part. I have some egging to do. 

Lit

Just went to Publix to get some crackers and pediolyte for munchies sick boy. The dude in front of me in the express lane was like 5’6” 160 and 50ish with a bouquet of flowers and a box of magnums. It took everything I had to morning take my phone out and take a picture. 

Lit

And I just inboxed my new grill grates for the summit charcoal.