Salado prep

Little Steven

I so hope US border security doesn't take this from me.

caliking

That must have been a pretty small moose...

hapster

Let's hope not...

Little Steven

caliking said:

That must have been a pretty small moose...

That's not our moose ghosht bro!

nolaegghead

caliking said:

That must have been a pretty small moose...

I didn't know you could get pork tenderloins off a moose!

Fred19Flintstone

Where's Bullwinkle?

caliking

Just checking to see if you were posting while still sober!

nolaegghead said:

caliking said:

That must have been a pretty small moose...

I didn't know you could get pork tenderloins off a moose!

Depends on the moose's last meal...

Eggcelsior

If you would have obscured the label, I would have guessed moose penis. We've been on a roll tonight.

henapple

LS

The Cen-Tex Smoker

well......this just took a turn toward the horrible.

Little Steven

Well tonight is going right down the terlet. I feel very badly for the Christians among us

nolaegghead

Little Steven said:

Well tonight is going right down the terlet. I feel very badly for the Christians among us

That's how baby mooses get made!  More baby moose meat!

Eggcelsior

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

well......this just took a turn toward the horrible.

It's Friday, silly.

Little Steven

You animals better not take my innocent thread astray. You all know how I hate that

Eggcelsior

Will you still be my friend? I slept better than I had in a long time the other night.

Little Steven

I meant the other animals buddy

sumoconnell

Hide the skinned moose wankers where you hide the dope and Molsons

I'm Catholic, I do bad, feel guilty, and apologize. Then I'm ok. Pooping is bad, but I usually feel bad before I poo. Once I poo, I feel better, than I apologize for what I just did, so that one is backwards. I guess the order of the steps is not critical.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Little Steven said:

You animals better not take my innocent thread astray. You all know how I hate that

subtle............

Spring Chicken

I would call the border patrol and ask 'em if bringing undocumented meat into the country is a problem.  Show 'em the Salado Eggfest web site and say "That's where it's going."  And if you want some, come on down to Salado.  But register with Leroy first 'cause he gets all huffy when people don't register.  And when he gets huffy.... well, you don't want to know."

And if that doesn't work, try bribery.  That probably won't work either because they can just say, "You can't bring that into the United States butthead, not after what you did to us in the Olympics. Now, give it here." 

But maybe not...

See you in Salado

Spring "I Don't Want No Trouble With Leroy" Chicken

Spring Texas USA

henapple

sumoconnell said:

Hide the skinned moose wankers where you hide the dope and Molsons

I'm Catholic, I do bad, feel guilty, and apologize. Then I'm ok. Pooping is bad, but I usually feel bad before I poo. Once I poo, I feel better, than I apologize for what I just did, so that one is backwards. I guess the order of the steps is not critical.

I'm Baptist. ..I feel guilty all the time. I apologize before I poo.

Little Steven

16 tenderloins cut into an average of 13 pieces and pounded out. Into the marinade for a couple of days. I'm done for the day.

Skiddymarker

Hope all goes well, King of Caledon. 

Was going to say if in the original store packages, not an issue, then read your post that you have already pounded them out, I assume you took them out of the sytro packs first......

Little Steven

Yes, I pulled all the labels and saved them and have the store receipt. Hope it is enough

Eggcelsior

If not, I'll go up to the border and you can just throw them over the fence to me. Or maple tree wall, or past the polar bears on patrol, or whatever.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Newsflash: 

Swine Flu epidemic breaks out in rural Texas. Salado seems to be ground zero. Funky Canadian Meat feared to be at the root of the outbreak. Small Statured fugitive on the run from CDC officials. believed to be headed to Greater Boston area where he has known accomplices with dried meat stores to last decades.

Here is the last known photo of the fugitive and family:

caliking

Why save the labels and receipt? Do the border cops let it go if you can prove it is store bought?

lousubcap

Time to get one of those "medical live organ transplant coolers" and just unwrap and drop them in.  Any male whole has to eye-ball the contents will give you a free pass "to infinity and beyond"... Enjoy Salado!

Eggcelsior

Those are quite the gams, LS. You sexy thing!

The Cen-Tex Smoker

I was unaware that the Dolphin short was still a thing with the fellas up north. Who knew? It does go well with the sleeveless half tank though. no denying that. 

Sun's out, guns out is what we like to say down here....

Eggcelsior

If Steven rocks a permed mullet at Salado I'm going to steal VI's Vespa and do wheelies to whole time. Let's celebrate!

henapple

I thought LS was the one on the left...