What do you do for a living?

rainey75

I'm a Branch Manager for a major bank but I also run a at home travel agency. Check us out on FB. www.facebook.com/raineytravelagency

dimitrios713

Quality Control Manager for a construction company and father to a wonderful daughter and husband to an amazing wife.

tays44

I sell beef and chicken to restaurant chains and retail. Makes egging pretty inexpensive.

bcsnave

Tjcoley said:

I am in charge of Quality Control ar RO. Despite what you have read, RO manufacturers and bags 93% of all lump sold in the US, no matter how fancy the bag it comes in or the 'all natural' name on the bag. The only one we don't make is Cowboy. My primary job is to make sure there is at least one rock in every 9th bag.

that'a boy Tjcoley.....put 2 of them rocks in for me

geronimo

Carpenter!

NPHuskerFL

Today.

cazzy

I clean **** off of toilets for a living.

cazzy

blake..."i fix restaurant **** would have worked too"

NPHuskerFL

Hey @cazzy‌ Does that look like a restaurant to you? **** stick. :P

cazzy

NPHuskerFL said:

Hey @cazzy‌ Does that look like a restaurant to you? **** stick. :P

I know what you really do for a living.

Ice bank mice elf!

NPHuskerFL

cazzy said:

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NPHuskerFL said:

Hey @cazzy‌ Does that look like a restaurant to you? **** stick. :P

I know what you really do for a living.

Ice bank mice elf!

) busted.

MadcapMagician

Self employed HVAC&R contractor

johnkitchens

I am the hiring manager at a strip club. 

NPHuskerFL

johnkitchens said:

I am the hiring manager at a strip club. 

Interviews must be interesting. :-?

NDG

Independent Sales Rep . . my MFG Rep Product Lines include specialty tooling and performance coatings for a wide range of manufacturing companies. I now eat what I kill >:D<

Tinyfish

@johnkitchens I have a good eye for those things. I am a giver, so I will help you out.

johnkitchens

I am full of crap. I am really a VP at a manufacturing company. I "wish" I was the hiring manager at a strip club. Either that or a casting agent for female porn stars. 

It has been a rough week at work this week. I am trying to lighten my mood. 

Tinyfish

@johnkitchens hire some of those ladies for your company...that should lighten the mood.

Jeremiah

johnkitchens said:

I am the hiring manager at a strip club. 

@johnkitchens‌ My sister came to your establishment 9 months ago looking for employment.... :-w

Eggcelsior

Jeremiah said:

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johnkitchens said:

I am the hiring manager at a strip club. 

@johnkitchens‌ My sister came to your establishment 9 months ago looking for employment.... :-w

Boy or girl?

10_42bbq

Investigator at a law enforcement agency, dad, husband, and general contractor of my household.

bigalsworth

Power engineer. Used to be in oil in gas now I make power

UrbanForestTurnings

I play with my wood because I like it and i can

johnkitchens

UrbanForestTurnings said:

I play with my wood because I like it and i can

At a local steakhouse the server said "sir all of our meat is hand rubbed". I replied with "what a coincidence". 

SwampBadger

Read and write for a living. Research attorney, brief writer. E-commute from Wisconsin where I live to Florida where I practice.

Jeepster47

johnkitchens said:

I am the hiring manager at a strip club. 

@johnkitchens ... Do you take your work home with you?

Fred19Flintstone

Professional Troll

CTMike

20 years pushing submarines through the worlds oceans, and now a Senior Reactor Operator at the local nuke plant.

onedbguru

my son started out in a nuke engineering program years ago... he said it would be way too boring for him... he graduated as a math major. 

Chicklet

Emergency room / trauma nurse in a Level 1 trauma center.   We have seen it ALL.  Of course, I will see something tomorrow that will make me say, "NOW i've seen everything."  

 Also in grad school attempting to be a nurse practitioner.  I just took a GTA position and teach two clinical classes each week.