My wife gave me morning wood

travisstrick

Top that for a suggestive post title.

http://i1169.photobucket.com/albums/r512/travisstrick/81FC98A9-5930-4BA9-8389-13659CE6C1FF-5875-000008A66623FC85.jpg

Botch

ZZTop

Logger

Where in the Hellllllllllllllaaa, (sound it out) did you find that? 

I can't top it...

Botch

The pic wouldn't load for me the first time; that "tree" is hilarious!  

Fred19Flintstone

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Little Steven

You da man Travis

cortguitarman

Awesome. How's that conversation go when ordering?

"Excuse me, ma'am, I'd like a bulk order of morning wood. Now, I'm concerned about it getting wet, will you wrap it up for me?"

Doc_Eggerton

travis, you have raised the, ahmmm, bar. 

Ellis

Good one Travis, is the bird pecking the tree or is the tree poking the bird.

Skiddymarker

Can't believe there are no chemicals in something that promises to "lasts long, when the moment comes".....

berndcrisp

How odd, I give my girl morning wood

nolaegghead

The graphic is graphic.  Brings to mind the expression, "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" 

Village Idiot

If you read the package, it says Mourning Wood, not Morning Wood.  That's probably more like it, but it was Travis' wife that was mourning.  

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Mickey

Knock em out Travis :ar!

BakerMan

Now that's a good wife!

bigphil

all i can say is  ) ) ) )

bigphil

had to look 

http://www.mourningwoodcharcoal.com

The Cen-Tex Smoker

freaking awesome......and Gary, that was hilarious (and so true)

henapple

And I got chewed out for posting "no pics of my balls"....lol. Morning wood is the best....so I've been told.

Village Idiot

henapple said:

And I got chewed out for posting "no pics of my balls"....lol. Morning wood is the best....so I've been told.

Travis suffers from PTSD, dating back to basic training.  We need to give him some slack.

travisstrick

I'm very disabled.

nolaegghead

me too.  I am sofa king we todd did.

henapple

I've got PTSD from my first marriage...

bud812

nolaegghead said:

me too.  I am sofa king we todd did.

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Newbbqer

Lol, I was afraid to open this one, curiosity got the better of me. You are the man Travis!