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nolaegghead
nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
edited August 2017 in EggHead Forum
Egg Site
Author: zippylip
BGE web site and forum.
Egg'n Eh!
Author: Michael O'Shea
A Canadian Egger - egg'n in Canada - Eh!
Egg-Ceptional
Author: Carlo Bidone
The taste of any cut of meat coming off a finely tuned Big Green Egg is Egg-Ceptional- "That flap meat with Chimichurri was Egg-Ceptional".
Eggasm
Author: boogiewoogie
The ultimate eggsperience, the moment where nothing else eggsists eggcept for the savoring of taste and smell of a masterpiece from the egg.
Eggceptional
Author: BigFoot
Eggcentric suplerlative.
EGGcessive
Author: Rocky Rowland
Someone who is over zealous about all things BGE related.
Eggciting
Author: Boccie
Creating or arousing excitement; often associated with your first cook.
Eggcredible
Author: Michael Gerdes
A point at which your creation has reached one of the highest standards of taste that can be charted from your previous cooking standards.
Eggducation
Author: swahilijoe
The act or process of imparting or acquiring general knowledge related to the BGE.
Egger
Author: Boccie
A user of the Big Green Egg.
Eggeriffic
Author: TEGGIE
One terriffic meating.
Eggfest
Author: WMK
A social gathering of primarily eggheads and eggverts where good food, good spirits, and, good cheer can all be found in abudance.
EggHead
Author: Boccie
A fanatical user of the Big Green Egg.
Eggiphany
Author: dmiller
The many moments of revalation along the path to complete Eggification; and, ultimately, total Eggsorbsion.
Eggjustment
Author: thirdeye
The adaptation or modification of a recipe or technique used when Egging.
Egglanta
Author: dmiller
World Wide Headquarters for the Big Green Egg.
Egglation
Author: dmiller
The Eggstremely deligtful Eggsperience of cooking.
Egglicious
Author: Franklin
If it's this good it had to have been cooked on the Green Egg.
Eggmania
Author: dmiller
The growing wave of Eggversion.
Eggneck
Author: Rocky Rowland
Redneck with an Egg.
Eggnition
Author: dmiller
The moment an Egg begins to smolder.
Eggnoble
Author: Diana Gray
Of high birth, ie noble, not common.
Eggnoramus
Author: Boccie
Someone who argues the food from the egg doesnt taste great and would rather eat microwave dinners.
Eggnormous
Author: dmiller
Approximately the size of a large Egg.
Eggoholic
Author: RGBHV
Obsessed with egging, the forum, etc.
Eggolate
Author: dmiller
The process of edible item preparation using an Egg. n. Eggolation.
Eggolation
Author: dmiller
Potable item prepared using an Egg.
Eggologian
Author: dmiller
One called to the study of Eggology in order to Eggify others.
Eggologist
Author: dmiller
One who studies Eggology.
Eggology
Author: dmiller
The study of the Egg.
Eggomaniac
Author: Boccie
An egghead that has went over the edge. i.e. Drives a green car and has a green house, or one that dyes his hair green at eggfest.
EGGonomical
Author: Rocky Rowland
Possessing the ability to rationalize the cost of anything (no matter the cost) that has to do with the BGE.
Eggout
Author: dmiller
An Eggcentric cookout.
Eggravated
Author: DynaGreaseball
Similar to Eggsasperated, but it usually comes afterwards.
Eggriffic
Author: Jonathan Maynard
Of great egg size, egg amount, or egg intensity.
Eggsample
Author: Hammer
To show how to do, or compare.
Eggsasperated
Author: zippylip
The state of being your significant other experiences when you have annointed her/him food stylist/photographer & eating cannot commence until the shot is forum worthy.
Eggsasperation
Author: HolySmokes
When you get tired of answering all the questions.
Eggscruciating
Author: Beli
Intense pain felt when not eating from the egg.
Eggsessed
Author: dmiller
One who is in the state of Eggsession.
Eggsession
Author: dmiller
A state of Eggversion prior to Eggination.
Eggsistenialism
Author: RU Eggsperienced
The philosophical movement attempting to describe an eggers desire to make rational decisions despite eggsisting in an irrational Universe (i.e. eggverse) where some still use petroleum products to cook their food.
Eggsorbsion
Author: dmiller
The process of becoming Eggsorbed.
Eggsorbsion Quotient
Author: dmiller
Also known as E.Q., it quantifies the degree of an Eggverts Eggsorbsion. Though difficult to measure directly, E.Q. = 2 x I.Q..
Eggspansion
Author: dmiller
What happens to your waistline when you make too much pulled pork BBQ on your Egg. Can be avoided by sharing with friends, leading to the eggspansion of Eggors, Eggheads and Eggomaniacs.
Eggspecific
Author: thirdeye
Anything special, distinctive or unique pertaining to Egging.
Eggspected
Author: dmiller
The probable edible results of an Eggolation.
Eggsperienced
Author: thirdeye
Skilled through frequent use of egging techniques.
Eggsperiment
Author: Gatrotter
For the scientifically inclined, any new recipe/use of your BGE.
Eggspert
Author: dmiller
Anyone with an Eggducation.
Eggsplain
Author: dmiller
To offer an Eggsplanation.
Eggsplanation
Author: dmiller
Any attempt to account for the Eggtasmic Eggsperience in rational; or, empirical terms.
Eggsplosion
Author: dmiller
Also known as FlashBack. An eggciting event!
Eggsport
Author: dmiller
To ship an Egg out of Eggland.
Eggspressive
Author: dmiller
Using the terminoligy from the Eggictionary in everyday discussions.
Eggsquisite
Author: Beli
Eggasm in the tonge taste buds.
Eggssemble
Author: Dave Shady
The act of puting an egg together for use.
Eggssembling
Author: Dave Shady
What your doing if your Egg did not come put together.
Eggstalgia
Author: Beli
Intense emotion felt when far from the egg.
Eggstatic
Author: Beli
Condition of motionless movement after you set eyes on the egg for the first time something like love at first sight.
Eggstien
Author: dmiller
An Eggvert learned in Egglore.
Eggstipated
Author: dmiller
Condition resulting from insufficient Eggage.
Eggstort
Author: dmiller
To obtain an Egg by threat.
Eggstract
Author: dmiller
An art form whose artists, called Eggists, use Eggs in a wide variety of artistic creations.
Eggstracurricular
Author: dmiller
That portion of an Eggvert's activities not related to the Egg.
Eggstradonary
Author: Hammer
Outstanding.
Eggstraneous
Author: Barry Morgan
Side dishes and the like that are cooked on the egg to compliment the main dish.
Eggstraterrestrial
Author: thirdeye
An EggHead from another planet.
Eggstravaganza
Author: Jay Baraki
The end result of BGE **** out.
Eggstreme
Author: dmiller
See Eggcess.
Eggstrodinary
Author: dmiller
A common description of Eggolated victuals.
Eggstrovert
Author: WMK
One who is very outgoing concerning their eggsperience.
Eggsville
Author: Flapoolman
Home of the forum.
Eggswife
Author: Car Wash Mike
When she says she doesn't like the cooking anymore.
Eggtasm
Author: dmiller
The ultimate egger experience. Only the most Eggsorbed Eggverts have one.
Eggtasma-glow
Author: dmiller
The feeling one enjoys after an Eggtasmic feast.
Eggtasmic
Author: dmiller
Of or relating to an Eggtasm.
Eggtastic
Author: dmiller
Nearly, but not quite, Eggtasmic.
Eggthusiam
Author: boogiewoogie
Great excitement for or interest in egging.
Eggtician
Author: dmiller
Specialist in grooming Eggs.
Eggticipation
Author: dmiller
A recurring state of Eggversion characterized by heighted salivary production prior to consumption of any Eggolated edible.
Eggtopia
Author: dmiller
Mythical? land where all are fully Eggsorbed Eggverts cooking, and feasting, with Eggstreme, Eggtasmic, Egglation.
Egguberant
Author: Sandbagger
High-spirited feeling while egging.
Eggucated
Author: dmiller
Decribes one who has received an Eggducation.
Eggucation
Author: dmiller
The result of Eggification.
Eggvana
Author: Boogiewoogie
A place or state characterized by freedom from briquettes or propane, worry, and the external world.
Eggvangelist
Author: dmiller
An Eggstreme Eggvert who dedicates their life to the Eggversion of others.
Eggvangelize
Author: dmiller
A specialized form of Eggversion known only to Eggvanglists.
Eggventure
Author: dmiller
An exciting event involving Eggs and Eggverts (e.g. a backyard cookout.)
Eggversion
Author: dmiller
The process by which normal humans are converted to Eggers.
Eggvert
Author: dmiller
One who has been Eggverted.
Eggverted
Author: dmiller
One who has experienced Eggversion.
Eggvestment
Author: Maynard
An egg-thing that is worth buying because it will be profitable in the future.
Eggvice
Author: BigFoot
Eggcentric advice.
Eggxhilaration
Author: wayneb
The state of being stimulated, refreshed, or elated by using the Egg.
Eggxican
Author: beli
Egger from Mexico.
Eggxorcist
Author: swahilijoe
One who frees fellow eggers of evil habits through eggducation.
Eggxotic
Author: dmiller
Any unusual use of an Egg; or, of Eggolated victuals.
Eggzactly
Author: dmiller
An Egg-On assertion.
Eggzaster
Author: dmiller
Not all Eggsperiments turrn out as Eggspected.
Doceggerton
Author: eggcelsior
Stay off his lawn.
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Hope you are using a mouse with a scroll wheel.
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  • saluki2007
    saluki2007 Posts: 6,354
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    Eggnuts.  Can you eggdeeznuts!
    Large and Small BGE
    Central, IL

  • Foghorn
    Foghorn Posts: 9,851
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    That list is seemingly (but apparently not) eggzaustive.

    XXL BGE, Karebecue, Klose BYC, Chargiller Akorn Kamado, Weber Smokey Mountain, Grand Turbo gasser, Weber Smoky Joe, and the wheelbarrow that my grandfather used to cook steaks from his cattle

    San Antonio, TX

  • 1voyager
    1voyager Posts: 1,157
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    This should help me with Eggrammar.
    Large Egg, PGS A40 gasser.
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Eggjob
    Author: JohnInCarolina probably
    Having a carnal relationship with a frittada or quiche.
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,355
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    I only got about halfway down the list before I started sawing some EggZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz's.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 32,784
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    itsjustafriggingrill
    author: fishlessman
    figureitout =)=)=)
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,355
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    itsjustafriggingrill
    author: fishlessman
    figureitout =)=)=)
    Really.

    For "Eggomaniac" I'd have to add another definition:

        "one who thinks that an Egg is the best cooker ever invented for anything at any time."
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,628
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    Eggsbestiosis.

    dont rub your meat on the gasket or you may get this.
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Eggjaculation
    Author: Henapple
    When you are injecting something like a butt and some squirts out.
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  • lkapigian
    lkapigian Posts: 10,776
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    Egg Site
    Author: zippylip
    BGE web site and forum.
    Egg'n Eh!
    Author: Michael O'Shea
    A Canadian Egger - egg'n in Canada - Eh!
    Egg-Ceptional
    Author: Carlo Bidone
    The taste of any cut of meat coming off a finely tuned Big Green Egg is Egg-Ceptional- "That flap meat with Chimichurri was Egg-Ceptional".
    Eggasm
    Author: boogiewoogie
    The ultimate eggsperience, the moment where nothing else eggsists eggcept for the savoring of taste and smell of a masterpiece from the egg.
    Eggceptional
    Author: BigFoot
    Eggcentric suplerlative.
    EGGcessive
    Author: Rocky Rowland
    Someone who is over zealous about all things BGE related.
    Eggciting
    Author: Boccie
    Creating or arousing excitement; often associated with your first cook.
    Eggcredible
    Author: Michael Gerdes
    A point at which your creation has reached one of the highest standards of taste that can be charted from your previous cooking standards.
    Eggducation
    Author: swahilijoe
    The act or process of imparting or acquiring general knowledge related to the BGE.
    Egger
    Author: Boccie
    A user of the Big Green Egg.
    Eggeriffic
    Author: TEGGIE
    One terriffic meating.
    Eggfest
    Author: WMK
    A social gathering of primarily eggheads and eggverts where good food, good spirits, and, good cheer can all be found in abudance.
    EggHead
    Author: Boccie
    A fanatical user of the Big Green Egg.
    Eggiphany
    Author: dmiller
    The many moments of revalation along the path to complete Eggification; and, ultimately, total Eggsorbsion.
    Eggjustment
    Author: thirdeye
    The adaptation or modification of a recipe or technique used when Egging.
    Egglanta
    Author: dmiller
    World Wide Headquarters for the Big Green Egg.
    Egglation
    Author: dmiller
    The Eggstremely deligtful Eggsperience of cooking.
    Egglicious
    Author: Franklin
    If it's this good it had to have been cooked on the Green Egg.
    Eggmania
    Author: dmiller
    The growing wave of Eggversion.
    Eggneck
    Author: Rocky Rowland
    Redneck with an Egg.
    Eggnition
    Author: dmiller
    The moment an Egg begins to smolder.
    Eggnoble
    Author: Diana Gray
    Of high birth, ie noble, not common.
    Eggnoramus
    Author: Boccie
    Someone who argues the food from the egg doesnt taste great and would rather eat microwave dinners.
    Eggnormous
    Author: dmiller
    Approximately the size of a large Egg.
    Eggoholic
    Author: RGBHV
    Obsessed with egging, the forum, etc.
    Eggolate
    Author: dmiller
    The process of edible item preparation using an Egg. n. Eggolation.
    Eggolation
    Author: dmiller
    Potable item prepared using an Egg.
    Eggologian
    Author: dmiller
    One called to the study of Eggology in order to Eggify others.
    Eggologist
    Author: dmiller
    One who studies Eggology.
    Eggology
    Author: dmiller
    The study of the Egg.
    Eggomaniac
    Author: Boccie
    An egghead that has went over the edge. i.e. Drives a green car and has a green house, or one that dyes his hair green at eggfest.
    EGGonomical
    Author: Rocky Rowland
    Possessing the ability to rationalize the cost of anything (no matter the cost) that has to do with the BGE.
    Eggout
    Author: dmiller
    An Eggcentric cookout.
    Eggravated
    Author: DynaGreaseball
    Similar to Eggsasperated, but it usually comes afterwards.
    Eggriffic
    Author: Jonathan Maynard
    Of great egg size, egg amount, or egg intensity.
    Eggsample
    Author: Hammer
    To show how to do, or compare.
    Eggsasperated
    Author: zippylip
    The state of being your significant other experiences when you have annointed her/him food stylist/photographer & eating cannot commence until the shot is forum worthy.
    Eggsasperation
    Author: HolySmokes
    When you get tired of answering all the questions.
    Eggscruciating
    Author: Beli
    Intense pain felt when not eating from the egg.
    Eggsessed
    Author: dmiller
    One who is in the state of Eggsession.
    Eggsession
    Author: dmiller
    A state of Eggversion prior to Eggination.
    Eggsistenialism
    Author: RU Eggsperienced
    The philosophical movement attempting to describe an eggers desire to make rational decisions despite eggsisting in an irrational Universe (i.e. eggverse) where some still use petroleum products to cook their food.
    Eggsorbsion
    Author: dmiller
    The process of becoming Eggsorbed.
    Eggsorbsion Quotient
    Author: dmiller
    Also known as E.Q., it quantifies the degree of an Eggverts Eggsorbsion. Though difficult to measure directly, E.Q. = 2 x I.Q..
    Eggspansion
    Author: dmiller
    What happens to your waistline when you make too much pulled pork BBQ on your Egg. Can be avoided by sharing with friends, leading to the eggspansion of Eggors, Eggheads and Eggomaniacs.
    Eggspecific
    Author: thirdeye
    Anything special, distinctive or unique pertaining to Egging.
    Eggspected
    Author: dmiller
    The probable edible results of an Eggolation.
    Eggsperienced
    Author: thirdeye
    Skilled through frequent use of egging techniques.
    Eggsperiment
    Author: Gatrotter
    For the scientifically inclined, any new recipe/use of your BGE.
    Eggspert
    Author: dmiller
    Anyone with an Eggducation.
    Eggsplain
    Author: dmiller
    To offer an Eggsplanation.
    Eggsplanation
    Author: dmiller
    Any attempt to account for the Eggtasmic Eggsperience in rational; or, empirical terms.
    Eggsplosion
    Author: dmiller
    Also known as FlashBack. An eggciting event!
    Eggsport
    Author: dmiller
    To ship an Egg out of Eggland.
    Eggspressive
    Author: dmiller
    Using the terminoligy from the Eggictionary in everyday discussions.
    Eggsquisite
    Author: Beli
    Eggasm in the tonge taste buds.
    Eggssemble
    Author: Dave Shady
    The act of puting an egg together for use.
    Eggssembling
    Author: Dave Shady
    What your doing if your Egg did not come put together.
    Eggstalgia
    Author: Beli
    Intense emotion felt when far from the egg.
    Eggstatic
    Author: Beli
    Condition of motionless movement after you set eyes on the egg for the first time something like love at first sight.
    Eggstien
    Author: dmiller
    An Eggvert learned in Egglore.
    Eggstipated
    Author: dmiller
    Condition resulting from insufficient Eggage.
    Eggstort
    Author: dmiller
    To obtain an Egg by threat.
    Eggstract
    Author: dmiller
    An art form whose artists, called Eggists, use Eggs in a wide variety of artistic creations.
    Eggstracurricular
    Author: dmiller
    That portion of an Eggvert's activities not related to the Egg.
    Eggstradonary
    Author: Hammer
    Outstanding.
    Eggstraneous
    Author: Barry Morgan
    Side dishes and the like that are cooked on the egg to compliment the main dish.
    Eggstraterrestrial
    Author: thirdeye
    An EggHead from another planet.
    Eggstravaganza
    Author: Jay Baraki
    The end result of BGE **** out.
    Eggstreme
    Author: dmiller
    See Eggcess.
    Eggstrodinary
    Author: dmiller
    A common description of Eggolated victuals.
    Eggstrovert
    Author: WMK
    One who is very outgoing concerning their eggsperience.
    Eggsville
    Author: Flapoolman
    Home of the forum.
    Eggswife
    Author: Car Wash Mike
    When she says she doesn't like the cooking anymore.
    Eggtasm
    Author: dmiller
    The ultimate egger experience. Only the most Eggsorbed Eggverts have one.
    Eggtasma-glow
    Author: dmiller
    The feeling one enjoys after an Eggtasmic feast.
    Eggtasmic
    Author: dmiller
    Of or relating to an Eggtasm.
    Eggtastic
    Author: dmiller
    Nearly, but not quite, Eggtasmic.
    Eggthusiam
    Author: boogiewoogie
    Great excitement for or interest in egging.
    Eggtician
    Author: dmiller
    Specialist in grooming Eggs.
    Eggticipation
    Author: dmiller
    A recurring state of Eggversion characterized by heighted salivary production prior to consumption of any Eggolated edible.
    Eggtopia
    Author: dmiller
    Mythical? land where all are fully Eggsorbed Eggverts cooking, and feasting, with Eggstreme, Eggtasmic, Egglation.
    Egguberant
    Author: Sandbagger
    High-spirited feeling while egging.
    Eggucated
    Author: dmiller
    Decribes one who has received an Eggducation.
    Eggucation
    Author: dmiller
    The result of Eggification.
    Eggvana
    Author: Boogiewoogie
    A place or state characterized by freedom from briquettes or propane, worry, and the external world.
    Eggvangelist
    Author: dmiller
    An Eggstreme Eggvert who dedicates their life to the Eggversion of others.
    Eggvangelize
    Author: dmiller
    A specialized form of Eggversion known only to Eggvanglists.
    Eggventure
    Author: dmiller
    An exciting event involving Eggs and Eggverts (e.g. a backyard cookout.)
    Eggversion
    Author: dmiller
    The process by which normal humans are converted to Eggers.
    Eggvert
    Author: dmiller
    One who has been Eggverted.
    Eggverted
    Author: dmiller
    One who has experienced Eggversion.
    Eggvestment
    Author: Maynard
    An egg-thing that is worth buying because it will be profitable in the future.
    Eggvice
    Author: BigFoot
    Eggcentric advice.
    Eggxhilaration
    Author: wayneb
    The state of being stimulated, refreshed, or elated by using the Egg.
    Eggxican
    Author: beli
    Egger from Mexico.
    Eggxorcist
    Author: swahilijoe
    One who frees fellow eggers of evil habits through eggducation.
    Eggxotic
    Author: dmiller
    Any unusual use of an Egg; or, of Eggolated victuals.
    Eggzactly
    Author: dmiller
    An Egg-On assertion.
    Eggzaster
    Author: dmiller
    Not all Eggsperiments turrn out as Eggspected.
    Doceggerton
    Author: eggcelsior
    Stay off his lawn.

    Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,996
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    Eggpantsed
    Author: Nola
    When you're egging and drinking too much and you run and trip. 
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,832
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    Eggpantsed
    Author: Nola
    When you're egging and drinking too much and you run and trip and your pants come down and you fall and you break your ribs.
    FTFY
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    DMW said:
    Eggpantsed
    Author: Nola
    When you're egging and drinking too much and you run and trip and your pants come down and you fall and you break your ribs.
    FTFY
    Good one!  I'm not one to do things half-way.
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,996
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    DMW said:
    Eggpantsed
    Author: Nola
    When you're egging and drinking too much and you run and trip and your pants come down and you fall and you break your ribs.
    FTFY
    I was trying to be nice.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,996
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    Eggyna
    Author: area man, undetermined 
    What shows up between your legs when you start popping in to OT threads to complain about OT posts.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Eggknuckle
    Author: Tweev or someone that looks like him
    The double egg bulge visible when too-tight trousers are pulled too-high on the waist. Often exacerbated by suspenders (also too-tight). 
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Note on above: single-egg variations are possible.
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  • SmokeyPitt
    SmokeyPitt Posts: 10,490
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    Did you find some sort of secret Eggictionary?



    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg. 

  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Did you find some sort of secret Eggictionary?

    Not so secret as just ignored...



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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Eggplant
    Author: nola
    When a drunk egghead falls on his/her face.  Not to be confused with eggpantsed, which similar but characterized by the loss of pants.
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,996
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    Eggvastated
    Author: banned forum member
    What happens when you go to respond to the jagoff in a last post in a Friday-night thread, and then it gets Buffaloed, along with your new troll account.   
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,628
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    Egg Site
    Author: zippylip
    BGE web site and forum.
    Egg'n Eh!
    Author: Michael O'Shea
    A Canadian Egger - egg'n in Canada - Eh!
    Egg-Ceptional
    Author: Carlo Bidone
    The taste of any cut of meat coming off a finely tuned Big Green Egg is Egg-Ceptional- "That flap meat with Chimichurri was Egg-Ceptional".
    Eggasm
    Author: boogiewoogie
    The ultimate eggsperience, the moment where nothing else eggsists eggcept for the savoring of taste and smell of a masterpiece from the egg.
    Eggceptional
    Author: BigFoot
    Eggcentric suplerlative.
    EGGcessive
    Author: Rocky Rowland
    Someone who is over zealous about all things BGE related.
    Eggciting
    Author: Boccie
    Creating or arousing excitement; often associated with your first cook.
    Eggcredible
    Author: Michael Gerdes
    A point at which your creation has reached one of the highest standards of taste that can be charted from your previous cooking standards.
    Eggducation
    Author: swahilijoe
    The act or process of imparting or acquiring general knowledge related to the BGE.
    Egger
    Author: Boccie
    A user of the Big Green Egg.
    Eggeriffic
    Author: TEGGIE
    One terriffic meating.
    Eggfest
    Author: WMK
    A social gathering of primarily eggheads and eggverts where good food, good spirits, and, good cheer can all be found in abudance.
    EggHead
    Author: Boccie
    A fanatical user of the Big Green Egg.
    Eggiphany
    Author: dmiller
    The many moments of revalation along the path to complete Eggification; and, ultimately, total Eggsorbsion.
    Eggjustment
    Author: thirdeye
    The adaptation or modification of a recipe or technique used when Egging.
    Egglanta
    Author: dmiller
    World Wide Headquarters for the Big Green Egg.
    Egglation
    Author: dmiller
    The Eggstremely deligtful Eggsperience of cooking.
    Egglicious
    Author: Franklin
    If it's this good it had to have been cooked on the Green Egg.
    Eggmania
    Author: dmiller
    The growing wave of Eggversion.
    Eggneck
    Author: Rocky Rowland
    Redneck with an Egg.
    Eggnition
    Author: dmiller
    The moment an Egg begins to smolder.
    Eggnoble
    Author: Diana Gray
    Of high birth, ie noble, not common.
    Eggnoramus
    Author: Boccie
    Someone who argues the food from the egg doesnt taste great and would rather eat microwave dinners.
    Eggnormous
    Author: dmiller
    Approximately the size of a large Egg.
    Eggoholic
    Author: RGBHV
    Obsessed with egging, the forum, etc.
    Eggolate
    Author: dmiller
    The process of edible item preparation using an Egg. n. Eggolation.
    Eggolation
    Author: dmiller
    Potable item prepared using an Egg.
    Eggologian
    Author: dmiller
    One called to the study of Eggology in order to Eggify others.
    Eggologist
    Author: dmiller
    One who studies Eggology.
    Eggology
    Author: dmiller
    The study of the Egg.
    Eggomaniac
    Author: Boccie
    An egghead that has went over the edge. i.e. Drives a green car and has a green house, or one that dyes his hair green at eggfest.
    EGGonomical
    Author: Rocky Rowland
    Possessing the ability to rationalize the cost of anything (no matter the cost) that has to do with the BGE.
    Eggout
    Author: dmiller
    An Eggcentric cookout.
    Eggravated
    Author: DynaGreaseball
    Similar to Eggsasperated, but it usually comes afterwards.
    Eggriffic
    Author: Jonathan Maynard
    Of great egg size, egg amount, or egg intensity.
    Eggsample
    Author: Hammer
    To show how to do, or compare.
    Eggsasperated
    Author: zippylip
    The state of being your significant other experiences when you have annointed her/him food stylist/photographer & eating cannot commence until the shot is forum worthy.
    Eggsasperation
    Author: HolySmokes
    When you get tired of answering all the questions.
    Eggscruciating
    Author: Beli
    Intense pain felt when not eating from the egg.
    Eggsessed
    Author: dmiller
    One who is in the state of Eggsession.
    Eggsession
    Author: dmiller
    A state of Eggversion prior to Eggination.
    Eggsistenialism
    Author: RU Eggsperienced
    The philosophical movement attempting to describe an eggers desire to make rational decisions despite eggsisting in an irrational Universe (i.e. eggverse) where some still use petroleum products to cook their food.
    Eggsorbsion
    Author: dmiller
    The process of becoming Eggsorbed.
    Eggsorbsion Quotient
    Author: dmiller
    Also known as E.Q., it quantifies the degree of an Eggverts Eggsorbsion. Though difficult to measure directly, E.Q. = 2 x I.Q..
    Eggspansion
    Author: dmiller
    What happens to your waistline when you make too much pulled pork BBQ on your Egg. Can be avoided by sharing with friends, leading to the eggspansion of Eggors, Eggheads and Eggomaniacs.
    Eggspecific
    Author: thirdeye
    Anything special, distinctive or unique pertaining to Egging.
    Eggspected
    Author: dmiller
    The probable edible results of an Eggolation.
    Eggsperienced
    Author: thirdeye
    Skilled through frequent use of egging techniques.
    Eggsperiment
    Author: Gatrotter
    For the scientifically inclined, any new recipe/use of your BGE.
    Eggspert
    Author: dmiller
    Anyone with an Eggducation.
    Eggsplain
    Author: dmiller
    To offer an Eggsplanation.
    Eggsplanation
    Author: dmiller
    Any attempt to account for the Eggtasmic Eggsperience in rational; or, empirical terms.
    Eggsplosion
    Author: dmiller
    Also known as FlashBack. An eggciting event!
    Eggsport
    Author: dmiller
    To ship an Egg out of Eggland.
    Eggspressive
    Author: dmiller
    Using the terminoligy from the Eggictionary in everyday discussions.
    Eggsquisite
    Author: Beli
    Eggasm in the tonge taste buds.
    Eggssemble
    Author: Dave Shady
    The act of puting an egg together for use.
    Eggssembling
    Author: Dave Shady
    What your doing if your Egg did not come put together.
    Eggstalgia
    Author: Beli
    Intense emotion felt when far from the egg.
    Eggstatic
    Author: Beli
    Condition of motionless movement after you set eyes on the egg for the first time something like love at first sight.
    Eggstien
    Author: dmiller
    An Eggvert learned in Egglore.
    Eggstipated
    Author: dmiller
    Condition resulting from insufficient Eggage.
    Eggstort
    Author: dmiller
    To obtain an Egg by threat.
    Eggstract
    Author: dmiller
    An art form whose artists, called Eggists, use Eggs in a wide variety of artistic creations.
    Eggstracurricular
    Author: dmiller
    That portion of an Eggvert's activities not related to the Egg.
    Eggstradonary
    Author: Hammer
    Outstanding.
    Eggstraneous
    Author: Barry Morgan
    Side dishes and the like that are cooked on the egg to compliment the main dish.
    Eggstraterrestrial
    Author: thirdeye
    An EggHead from another planet.
    Eggstravaganza
    Author: Jay Baraki
    The end result of BGE **** out.
    Eggstreme
    Author: dmiller
    See Eggcess.
    Eggstrodinary
    Author: dmiller
    A common description of Eggolated victuals.
    Eggstrovert
    Author: WMK
    One who is very outgoing concerning their eggsperience.
    Eggsville
    Author: Flapoolman
    Home of the forum.
    Eggswife
    Author: Car Wash Mike
    When she says she doesn't like the cooking anymore.
    Eggtasm
    Author: dmiller
    The ultimate egger experience. Only the most Eggsorbed Eggverts have one.
    Eggtasma-glow
    Author: dmiller
    The feeling one enjoys after an Eggtasmic feast.
    Eggtasmic
    Author: dmiller
    Of or relating to an Eggtasm.
    Eggtastic
    Author: dmiller
    Nearly, but not quite, Eggtasmic.
    Eggthusiam
    Author: boogiewoogie
    Great excitement for or interest in egging.
    Eggtician
    Author: dmiller
    Specialist in grooming Eggs.
    Eggticipation
    Author: dmiller
    A recurring state of Eggversion characterized by heighted salivary production prior to consumption of any Eggolated edible.
    Eggtopia
    Author: dmiller
    Mythical? land where all are fully Eggsorbed Eggverts cooking, and feasting, with Eggstreme, Eggtasmic, Egglation.
    Egguberant
    Author: Sandbagger
    High-spirited feeling while egging.
    Eggucated
    Author: dmiller
    Decribes one who has received an Eggducation.
    Eggucation
    Author: dmiller
    The result of Eggification.
    Eggvana
    Author: Boogiewoogie
    A place or state characterized by freedom from briquettes or propane, worry, and the external world.
    Eggvangelist
    Author: dmiller
    An Eggstreme Eggvert who dedicates their life to the Eggversion of others.
    Eggvangelize
    Author: dmiller
    A specialized form of Eggversion known only to Eggvanglists.
    Eggventure
    Author: dmiller
    An exciting event involving Eggs and Eggverts (e.g. a backyard cookout.)
    Eggversion
    Author: dmiller
    The process by which normal humans are converted to Eggers.
    Eggvert
    Author: dmiller
    One who has been Eggverted.
    Eggverted
    Author: dmiller
    One who has experienced Eggversion.
    Eggvestment
    Author: Maynard
    An egg-thing that is worth buying because it will be profitable in the future.
    Eggvice
    Author: BigFoot
    Eggcentric advice.
    Eggxhilaration
    Author: wayneb
    The state of being stimulated, refreshed, or elated by using the Egg.
    Eggxican
    Author: beli
    Egger from Mexico.
    Eggxorcist
    Author: swahilijoe
    One who frees fellow eggers of evil habits through eggducation.
    Eggxotic
    Author: dmiller
    Any unusual use of an Egg; or, of Eggolated victuals.
    Eggzactly
    Author: dmiller
    An Egg-On assertion.
    Eggzaster
    Author: dmiller
    Not all Eggsperiments turrn out as Eggspected.
    Doceggerton
    Author: eggcelsior
    Stay off his lawn.
    Long quote.
  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Options
    Legume said:
    Egg Site
    Author: zippylip
    BGE web site and forum.
    Egg'n Eh!
    Author: Michael O'Shea
    A Canadian Egger - egg'n in Canada - Eh!
    Egg-Ceptional
    Author: Carlo Bidone
    The taste of any cut of meat coming off a finely tuned Big Green Egg is Egg-Ceptional- "That flap meat with Chimichurri was Egg-Ceptional".
    Eggasm
    Author: boogiewoogie
    The ultimate eggsperience, the moment where nothing else eggsists eggcept for the savoring of taste and smell of a masterpiece from the egg.
    Eggceptional
    Author: BigFoot
    Eggcentric suplerlative.
    EGGcessive
    Author: Rocky Rowland
    Someone who is over zealous about all things BGE related.
    Eggciting
    Author: Boccie
    Creating or arousing excitement; often associated with your first cook.
    Eggcredible
    Author: Michael Gerdes
    A point at which your creation has reached one of the highest standards of taste that can be charted from your previous cooking standards.
    Eggducation
    Author: swahilijoe
    The act or process of imparting or acquiring general knowledge related to the BGE.
    Egger
    Author: Boccie
    A user of the Big Green Egg.
    Eggeriffic
    Author: TEGGIE
    One terriffic meating.
    Eggfest
    Author: WMK
    A social gathering of primarily eggheads and eggverts where good food, good spirits, and, good cheer can all be found in abudance.
    EggHead
    Author: Boccie
    A fanatical user of the Big Green Egg.
    Eggiphany
    Author: dmiller
    The many moments of revalation along the path to complete Eggification; and, ultimately, total Eggsorbsion.
    Eggjustment
    Author: thirdeye
    The adaptation or modification of a recipe or technique used when Egging.
    Egglanta
    Author: dmiller
    World Wide Headquarters for the Big Green Egg.
    Egglation
    Author: dmiller
    The Eggstremely deligtful Eggsperience of cooking.
    Egglicious
    Author: Franklin
    If it's this good it had to have been cooked on the Green Egg.
    Eggmania
    Author: dmiller
    The growing wave of Eggversion.
    Eggneck
    Author: Rocky Rowland
    Redneck with an Egg.
    Eggnition
    Author: dmiller
    The moment an Egg begins to smolder.
    Eggnoble
    Author: Diana Gray
    Of high birth, ie noble, not common.
    Eggnoramus
    Author: Boccie
    Someone who argues the food from the egg doesnt taste great and would rather eat microwave dinners.
    Eggnormous
    Author: dmiller
    Approximately the size of a large Egg.
    Eggoholic
    Author: RGBHV
    Obsessed with egging, the forum, etc.
    Eggolate
    Author: dmiller
    The process of edible item preparation using an Egg. n. Eggolation.
    Eggolation
    Author: dmiller
    Potable item prepared using an Egg.
    Eggologian
    Author: dmiller
    One called to the study of Eggology in order to Eggify others.
    Eggologist
    Author: dmiller
    One who studies Eggology.
    Eggology
    Author: dmiller
    The study of the Egg.
    Eggomaniac
    Author: Boccie
    An egghead that has went over the edge. i.e. Drives a green car and has a green house, or one that dyes his hair green at eggfest.
    EGGonomical
    Author: Rocky Rowland
    Possessing the ability to rationalize the cost of anything (no matter the cost) that has to do with the BGE.
    Eggout
    Author: dmiller
    An Eggcentric cookout.
    Eggravated
    Author: DynaGreaseball
    Similar to Eggsasperated, but it usually comes afterwards.
    Eggriffic
    Author: Jonathan Maynard
    Of great egg size, egg amount, or egg intensity.
    Eggsample
    Author: Hammer
    To show how to do, or compare.
    Eggsasperated
    Author: zippylip
    The state of being your significant other experiences when you have annointed her/him food stylist/photographer & eating cannot commence until the shot is forum worthy.
    Eggsasperation
    Author: HolySmokes
    When you get tired of answering all the questions.
    Eggscruciating
    Author: Beli
    Intense pain felt when not eating from the egg.
    Eggsessed
    Author: dmiller
    One who is in the state of Eggsession.
    Eggsession
    Author: dmiller
    A state of Eggversion prior to Eggination.
    Eggsistenialism
    Author: RU Eggsperienced
    The philosophical movement attempting to describe an eggers desire to make rational decisions despite eggsisting in an irrational Universe (i.e. eggverse) where some still use petroleum products to cook their food.
    Eggsorbsion
    Author: dmiller
    The process of becoming Eggsorbed.
    Eggsorbsion Quotient
    Author: dmiller
    Also known as E.Q., it quantifies the degree of an Eggverts Eggsorbsion. Though difficult to measure directly, E.Q. = 2 x I.Q..
    Eggspansion
    Author: dmiller
    What happens to your waistline when you make too much pulled pork BBQ on your Egg. Can be avoided by sharing with friends, leading to the eggspansion of Eggors, Eggheads and Eggomaniacs.
    Eggspecific
    Author: thirdeye
    Anything special, distinctive or unique pertaining to Egging.
    Eggspected
    Author: dmiller
    The probable edible results of an Eggolation.
    Eggsperienced
    Author: thirdeye
    Skilled through frequent use of egging techniques.
    Eggsperiment
    Author: Gatrotter
    For the scientifically inclined, any new recipe/use of your BGE.
    Eggspert
    Author: dmiller
    Anyone with an Eggducation.
    Eggsplain
    Author: dmiller
    To offer an Eggsplanation.
    Eggsplanation
    Author: dmiller
    Any attempt to account for the Eggtasmic Eggsperience in rational; or, empirical terms.
    Eggsplosion
    Author: dmiller
    Also known as FlashBack. An eggciting event!
    Eggsport
    Author: dmiller
    To ship an Egg out of Eggland.
    Eggspressive
    Author: dmiller
    Using the terminoligy from the Eggictionary in everyday discussions.
    Eggsquisite
    Author: Beli
    Eggasm in the tonge taste buds.
    Eggssemble
    Author: Dave Shady
    The act of puting an egg together for use.
    Eggssembling
    Author: Dave Shady
    What your doing if your Egg did not come put together.
    Eggstalgia
    Author: Beli
    Intense emotion felt when far from the egg.
    Eggstatic
    Author: Beli
    Condition of motionless movement after you set eyes on the egg for the first time something like love at first sight.
    Eggstien
    Author: dmiller
    An Eggvert learned in Egglore.
    Eggstipated
    Author: dmiller
    Condition resulting from insufficient Eggage.
    Eggstort
    Author: dmiller
    To obtain an Egg by threat.
    Eggstract
    Author: dmiller
    An art form whose artists, called Eggists, use Eggs in a wide variety of artistic creations.
    Eggstracurricular
    Author: dmiller
    That portion of an Eggvert's activities not related to the Egg.
    Eggstradonary
    Author: Hammer
    Outstanding.
    Eggstraneous
    Author: Barry Morgan
    Side dishes and the like that are cooked on the egg to compliment the main dish.
    Eggstraterrestrial
    Author: thirdeye
    An EggHead from another planet.
    Eggstravaganza
    Author: Jay Baraki
    The end result of BGE **** out.
    Eggstreme
    Author: dmiller
    See Eggcess.
    Eggstrodinary
    Author: dmiller
    A common description of Eggolated victuals.
    Eggstrovert
    Author: WMK
    One who is very outgoing concerning their eggsperience.
    Eggsville
    Author: Flapoolman
    Home of the forum.
    Eggswife
    Author: Car Wash Mike
    When she says she doesn't like the cooking anymore.
    Eggtasm
    Author: dmiller
    The ultimate egger experience. Only the most Eggsorbed Eggverts have one.
    Eggtasma-glow
    Author: dmiller
    The feeling one enjoys after an Eggtasmic feast.
    Eggtasmic
    Author: dmiller
    Of or relating to an Eggtasm.
    Eggtastic
    Author: dmiller
    Nearly, but not quite, Eggtasmic.
    Eggthusiam
    Author: boogiewoogie
    Great excitement for or interest in egging.
    Eggtician
    Author: dmiller
    Specialist in grooming Eggs.
    Eggticipation
    Author: dmiller
    A recurring state of Eggversion characterized by heighted salivary production prior to consumption of any Eggolated edible.
    Eggtopia
    Author: dmiller
    Mythical? land where all are fully Eggsorbed Eggverts cooking, and feasting, with Eggstreme, Eggtasmic, Egglation.
    Egguberant
    Author: Sandbagger
    High-spirited feeling while egging.
    Eggucated
    Author: dmiller
    Decribes one who has received an Eggducation.
    Eggucation
    Author: dmiller
    The result of Eggification.
    Eggvana
    Author: Boogiewoogie
    A place or state characterized by freedom from briquettes or propane, worry, and the external world.
    Eggvangelist
    Author: dmiller
    An Eggstreme Eggvert who dedicates their life to the Eggversion of others.
    Eggvangelize
    Author: dmiller
    A specialized form of Eggversion known only to Eggvanglists.
    Eggventure
    Author: dmiller
    An exciting event involving Eggs and Eggverts (e.g. a backyard cookout.)
    Eggversion
    Author: dmiller
    The process by which normal humans are converted to Eggers.
    Eggvert
    Author: dmiller
    One who has been Eggverted.
    Eggverted
    Author: dmiller
    One who has experienced Eggversion.
    Eggvestment
    Author: Maynard
    An egg-thing that is worth buying because it will be profitable in the future.
    Eggvice
    Author: BigFoot
    Eggcentric advice.
    Eggxhilaration
    Author: wayneb
    The state of being stimulated, refreshed, or elated by using the Egg.
    Eggxican
    Author: beli
    Egger from Mexico.
    Eggxorcist
    Author: swahilijoe
    One who frees fellow eggers of evil habits through eggducation.
    Eggxotic
    Author: dmiller
    Any unusual use of an Egg; or, of Eggolated victuals.
    Eggzactly
    Author: dmiller
    An Egg-On assertion.
    Eggzaster
    Author: dmiller
    Not all Eggsperiments turrn out as Eggspected.
    Doceggerton
    Author: eggcelsior
    Stay off his lawn.
    Long quote.
    Longer quote. 
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
  • jeffwit
    jeffwit Posts: 1,348
    Options
    Legume said:
    Egg Site
    Author: zippylip
    BGE web site and forum.
    Egg'n Eh!
    Author: Michael O'Shea
    A Canadian Egger - egg'n in Canada - Eh!
    Egg-Ceptional
    Author: Carlo Bidone
    The taste of any cut of meat coming off a finely tuned Big Green Egg is Egg-Ceptional- "That flap meat with Chimichurri was Egg-Ceptional".
    Eggasm
    Author: boogiewoogie
    The ultimate eggsperience, the moment where nothing else eggsists eggcept for the savoring of taste and smell of a masterpiece from the egg.
    Eggceptional
    Author: BigFoot
    Eggcentric suplerlative.
    EGGcessive
    Author: Rocky Rowland
    Someone who is over zealous about all things BGE related.
    Eggciting
    Author: Boccie
    Creating or arousing excitement; often associated with your first cook.
    Eggcredible
    Author: Michael Gerdes
    A point at which your creation has reached one of the highest standards of taste that can be charted from your previous cooking standards.
    Eggducation
    Author: swahilijoe
    The act or process of imparting or acquiring general knowledge related to the BGE.
    Egger
    Author: Boccie
    A user of the Big Green Egg.
    Eggeriffic
    Author: TEGGIE
    One terriffic meating.
    Eggfest
    Author: WMK
    A social gathering of primarily eggheads and eggverts where good food, good spirits, and, good cheer can all be found in abudance.
    EggHead
    Author: Boccie
    A fanatical user of the Big Green Egg.
    Eggiphany
    Author: dmiller
    The many moments of revalation along the path to complete Eggification; and, ultimately, total Eggsorbsion.
    Eggjustment
    Author: thirdeye
    The adaptation or modification of a recipe or technique used when Egging.
    Egglanta
    Author: dmiller
    World Wide Headquarters for the Big Green Egg.
    Egglation
    Author: dmiller
    The Eggstremely deligtful Eggsperience of cooking.
    Egglicious
    Author: Franklin
    If it's this good it had to have been cooked on the Green Egg.
    Eggmania
    Author: dmiller
    The growing wave of Eggversion.
    Eggneck
    Author: Rocky Rowland
    Redneck with an Egg.
    Eggnition
    Author: dmiller
    The moment an Egg begins to smolder.
    Eggnoble
    Author: Diana Gray
    Of high birth, ie noble, not common.
    Eggnoramus
    Author: Boccie
    Someone who argues the food from the egg doesnt taste great and would rather eat microwave dinners.
    Eggnormous
    Author: dmiller
    Approximately the size of a large Egg.
    Eggoholic
    Author: RGBHV
    Obsessed with egging, the forum, etc.
    Eggolate
    Author: dmiller
    The process of edible item preparation using an Egg. n. Eggolation.
    Eggolation
    Author: dmiller
    Potable item prepared using an Egg.
    Eggologian
    Author: dmiller
    One called to the study of Eggology in order to Eggify others.
    Eggologist
    Author: dmiller
    One who studies Eggology.
    Eggology
    Author: dmiller
    The study of the Egg.
    Eggomaniac
    Author: Boccie
    An egghead that has went over the edge. i.e. Drives a green car and has a green house, or one that dyes his hair green at eggfest.
    EGGonomical
    Author: Rocky Rowland
    Possessing the ability to rationalize the cost of anything (no matter the cost) that has to do with the BGE.
    Eggout
    Author: dmiller
    An Eggcentric cookout.
    Eggravated
    Author: DynaGreaseball
    Similar to Eggsasperated, but it usually comes afterwards.
    Eggriffic
    Author: Jonathan Maynard
    Of great egg size, egg amount, or egg intensity.
    Eggsample
    Author: Hammer
    To show how to do, or compare.
    Eggsasperated
    Author: zippylip
    The state of being your significant other experiences when you have annointed her/him food stylist/photographer & eating cannot commence until the shot is forum worthy.
    Eggsasperation
    Author: HolySmokes
    When you get tired of answering all the questions.
    Eggscruciating
    Author: Beli
    Intense pain felt when not eating from the egg.
    Eggsessed
    Author: dmiller
    One who is in the state of Eggsession.
    Eggsession
    Author: dmiller
    A state of Eggversion prior to Eggination.
    Eggsistenialism
    Author: RU Eggsperienced
    The philosophical movement attempting to describe an eggers desire to make rational decisions despite eggsisting in an irrational Universe (i.e. eggverse) where some still use petroleum products to cook their food.
    Eggsorbsion
    Author: dmiller
    The process of becoming Eggsorbed.
    Eggsorbsion Quotient
    Author: dmiller
    Also known as E.Q., it quantifies the degree of an Eggverts Eggsorbsion. Though difficult to measure directly, E.Q. = 2 x I.Q..
    Eggspansion
    Author: dmiller
    What happens to your waistline when you make too much pulled pork BBQ on your Egg. Can be avoided by sharing with friends, leading to the eggspansion of Eggors, Eggheads and Eggomaniacs.
    Eggspecific
    Author: thirdeye
    Anything special, distinctive or unique pertaining to Egging.
    Eggspected
    Author: dmiller
    The probable edible results of an Eggolation.
    Eggsperienced
    Author: thirdeye
    Skilled through frequent use of egging techniques.
    Eggsperiment
    Author: Gatrotter
    For the scientifically inclined, any new recipe/use of your BGE.
    Eggspert
    Author: dmiller
    Anyone with an Eggducation.
    Eggsplain
    Author: dmiller
    To offer an Eggsplanation.
    Eggsplanation
    Author: dmiller
    Any attempt to account for the Eggtasmic Eggsperience in rational; or, empirical terms.
    Eggsplosion
    Author: dmiller
    Also known as FlashBack. An eggciting event!
    Eggsport
    Author: dmiller
    To ship an Egg out of Eggland.
    Eggspressive
    Author: dmiller
    Using the terminoligy from the Eggictionary in everyday discussions.
    Eggsquisite
    Author: Beli
    Eggasm in the tonge taste buds.
    Eggssemble
    Author: Dave Shady
    The act of puting an egg together for use.
    Eggssembling
    Author: Dave Shady
    What your doing if your Egg did not come put together.
    Eggstalgia
    Author: Beli
    Intense emotion felt when far from the egg.
    Eggstatic
    Author: Beli
    Condition of motionless movement after you set eyes on the egg for the first time something like love at first sight.
    Eggstien
    Author: dmiller
    An Eggvert learned in Egglore.
    Eggstipated
    Author: dmiller
    Condition resulting from insufficient Eggage.
    Eggstort
    Author: dmiller
    To obtain an Egg by threat.
    Eggstract
    Author: dmiller
    An art form whose artists, called Eggists, use Eggs in a wide variety of artistic creations.
    Eggstracurricular
    Author: dmiller
    That portion of an Eggvert's activities not related to the Egg.
    Eggstradonary
    Author: Hammer
    Outstanding.
    Eggstraneous
    Author: Barry Morgan
    Side dishes and the like that are cooked on the egg to compliment the main dish.
    Eggstraterrestrial
    Author: thirdeye
    An EggHead from another planet.
    Eggstravaganza
    Author: Jay Baraki
    The end result of BGE **** out.
    Eggstreme
    Author: dmiller
    See Eggcess.
    Eggstrodinary
    Author: dmiller
    A common description of Eggolated victuals.
    Eggstrovert
    Author: WMK
    One who is very outgoing concerning their eggsperience.
    Eggsville
    Author: Flapoolman
    Home of the forum.
    Eggswife
    Author: Car Wash Mike
    When she says she doesn't like the cooking anymore.
    Eggtasm
    Author: dmiller
    The ultimate egger experience. Only the most Eggsorbed Eggverts have one.
    Eggtasma-glow
    Author: dmiller
    The feeling one enjoys after an Eggtasmic feast.
    Eggtasmic
    Author: dmiller
    Of or relating to an Eggtasm.
    Eggtastic
    Author: dmiller
    Nearly, but not quite, Eggtasmic.
    Eggthusiam
    Author: boogiewoogie
    Great excitement for or interest in egging.
    Eggtician
    Author: dmiller
    Specialist in grooming Eggs.
    Eggticipation
    Author: dmiller
    A recurring state of Eggversion characterized by heighted salivary production prior to consumption of any Eggolated edible.
    Eggtopia
    Author: dmiller
    Mythical? land where all are fully Eggsorbed Eggverts cooking, and feasting, with Eggstreme, Eggtasmic, Egglation.
    Egguberant
    Author: Sandbagger
    High-spirited feeling while egging.
    Eggucated
    Author: dmiller
    Decribes one who has received an Eggducation.
    Eggucation
    Author: dmiller
    The result of Eggification.
    Eggvana
    Author: Boogiewoogie
    A place or state characterized by freedom from briquettes or propane, worry, and the external world.
    Eggvangelist
    Author: dmiller
    An Eggstreme Eggvert who dedicates their life to the Eggversion of others.
    Eggvangelize
    Author: dmiller
    A specialized form of Eggversion known only to Eggvanglists.
    Eggventure
    Author: dmiller
    An exciting event involving Eggs and Eggverts (e.g. a backyard cookout.)
    Eggversion
    Author: dmiller
    The process by which normal humans are converted to Eggers.
    Eggvert
    Author: dmiller
    One who has been Eggverted.
    Eggverted
    Author: dmiller
    One who has experienced Eggversion.
    Eggvestment
    Author: Maynard
    An egg-thing that is worth buying because it will be profitable in the future.
    Eggvice
    Author: BigFoot
    Eggcentric advice.
    Eggxhilaration
    Author: wayneb
    The state of being stimulated, refreshed, or elated by using the Egg.
    Eggxican
    Author: beli
    Egger from Mexico.
    Eggxorcist
    Author: swahilijoe
    One who frees fellow eggers of evil habits through eggducation.
    Eggxotic
    Author: dmiller
    Any unusual use of an Egg; or, of Eggolated victuals.
    Eggzactly
    Author: dmiller
    An Egg-On assertion.
    Eggzaster
    Author: dmiller
    Not all Eggsperiments turrn out as Eggspected.
    Doceggerton
    Author: eggcelsior
    Stay off his lawn.
    Long quote.
    You suck. 
    Jefferson, GA
    XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
    Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs. 
    “Honey, we bought a farm.”
  • jeffwit
    jeffwit Posts: 1,348
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    And I would add an alternate definition:
    Eggcessive: The amount of Nola's free time. 
    Jefferson, GA
    XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
    Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs. 
    “Honey, we bought a farm.”
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
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    HeavyG said:
    itsjustafriggingrill
    author: fishlessman
    figureitout =)=)=)
    Really.

    For "Eggomaniac" I'd have to add another definition:

        "one who thinks that an Egg is the best cooker ever invented for anything at any time."
    I've used eggnocentrism in the past.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,996
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    Did you find some sort of secret Eggictionary?

    Not so secret as just ignored...



    Just bizarre to me that this "Eggictionary" exists on a corporate-sponsored website, especially given some of the definitions.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    ...and shouldn't it be "eggtionary"?
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    I love lamp..
  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
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    Egglimpustus.... Guess? 
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN