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  • OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    tell me how a poor fisherman makes a profit trolling at 90miles an hour burning a hundred gallons an hour
    And tell him four times, will you. 
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,663
    edited December 5

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,330
    fishlessman said: tell me how a poor fisherman makes a profit trolling at 90miles an hour burning a hundred gallons an hour
    "Square grouper" and "White lobster".   ;)  
    "First method of estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him."
           - Niccolo Machiavelli

    Ogden, UT, USA

  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,883
    These are some hot takes as the kids say!


     Reminds me of a bbq forum shenanigans!
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 13,630
    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    tell me how a poor fisherman makes a profit trolling at 90miles an hour burning a hundred gallons an hour
    And tell him four times, will you. 
    He'll need a $20 device to accomplish that.
    canuckland
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,552
    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    tell me how a poor fisherman makes a profit trolling at 90miles an hour burning a hundred gallons an hour
    And tell him four times, will you. 
    He'll need a $20 device to accomplish that.
    11 dolara don't cut it
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,663


    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,137
    edited December 5
    tell me how a poor fisherman makes a profit trolling at 90miles an hour burning a hundred gallons an hour
    I never claimed they were fishing. I’m just saying that boat had zero chance of making it to the US. You don’t even know if those drugs were headed to the US. Could be headed to an offshore freighter headed to Europe. 

    Even if it could make it to the US, drug offenses do not allow for capital punishment. Are we going to start shooting smugglers at US Border checkpoints? 


  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,137
    I’m disappointed with Trump. I surely thought he would find some low level scientist who happened to be named Noble, create a prize, and give it to himself. It worked for the military bases, right? 

    Slapping your name on a building is lazy, Bush League material. He’s definitely slipping. 


  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,552
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,663
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,137
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    Why do so many on the right hate Muslims when they love Sharia Law so much? 
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,552
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  

    well he asked me a question that begged for an answer.  asking me such a thing......and being ok with the deaths of european kids ;) come on
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,663
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  

    well he asked me a question that begged for an answer.  asking me such a thing......and being ok with the deaths of european kids ;) come on
    Why stop at shooting them at the border though?  Why don’t we just invade Venezuela?  I mean if you want to make a real difference, you’ve got to be willing to go all the way.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,663
    Heck, just nuke Venezuela from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

    Amirite?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,552
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  

    well he asked me a question that begged for an answer.  asking me such a thing......and being ok with the deaths of european kids ;) come on
    Why stop at shooting them at the border though?  Why don’t we just invade Venezuela?  I mean if you want to make a real difference, you’ve got to be willing to go all the way.  

    or we could just remove maduro
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,663
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  

    well he asked me a question that begged for an answer.  asking me such a thing......and being ok with the deaths of european kids ;) come on
    Why stop at shooting them at the border though?  Why don’t we just invade Venezuela?  I mean if you want to make a real difference, you’ve got to be willing to go all the way.  

    or we could just remove maduro
    Is he in charge of all the drug dealers?  Is that what happens typically, that you knock off the kingpin and all the drug money vaporizes?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,552
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  

    well he asked me a question that begged for an answer.  asking me such a thing......and being ok with the deaths of european kids ;) come on
    Why stop at shooting them at the border though?  Why don’t we just invade Venezuela?  I mean if you want to make a real difference, you’ve got to be willing to go all the way.  

    or we could just remove maduro
    Is he in charge of all the drug dealers?  Is that what happens typically, that you knock off the kingpin and all the drug money vaporizes?

    its a start, next regime could be more friendly to the idea of taking down the smuggling operations that the current government thrives on
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,663
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  

    well he asked me a question that begged for an answer.  asking me such a thing......and being ok with the deaths of european kids ;) come on
    Why stop at shooting them at the border though?  Why don’t we just invade Venezuela?  I mean if you want to make a real difference, you’ve got to be willing to go all the way.  

    or we could just remove maduro
    Is he in charge of all the drug dealers?  Is that what happens typically, that you knock off the kingpin and all the drug money vaporizes?

    its a start, next regime could be more friendly to the idea of taking down the smuggling operations that the current government thrives on
    Well, this is really brilliant.  I seem to recall us having lots of success in the past taking out heads of state in South America, with the aftermath working out great for us. 
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,552
    edited December 5
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  

    well he asked me a question that begged for an answer.  asking me such a thing......and being ok with the deaths of european kids ;) come on
    Why stop at shooting them at the border though?  Why don’t we just invade Venezuela?  I mean if you want to make a real difference, you’ve got to be willing to go all the way.  

    or we could just remove maduro
    Is he in charge of all the drug dealers?  Is that what happens typically, that you knock off the kingpin and all the drug money vaporizes?

    its a start, next regime could be more friendly to the idea of taking down the smuggling operations that the current government thrives on
    Well, this is really brilliant.  I seem to recall us having lots of success in the past taking out heads of state in South America, with the aftermath working out great for us. 

    there just needs more follow thru. execute the military officers that are involved with the smuggling. maybe a dea land base with drone surveillance and missile strikes etc. small navy base to take out the smugglers at sea. 

    televise it for 10 bucks a month subscription.

    block the dems in their frog suits from tearing it apart next election =)  
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,663
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  

    well he asked me a question that begged for an answer.  asking me such a thing......and being ok with the deaths of european kids ;) come on
    Why stop at shooting them at the border though?  Why don’t we just invade Venezuela?  I mean if you want to make a real difference, you’ve got to be willing to go all the way.  

    or we could just remove maduro
    Is he in charge of all the drug dealers?  Is that what happens typically, that you knock off the kingpin and all the drug money vaporizes?

    its a start, next regime could be more friendly to the idea of taking down the smuggling operations that the current government thrives on
    Well, this is really brilliant.  I seem to recall us having lots of success in the past taking out heads of state in South America, with the aftermath working out great for us. 

    there just needs more follow thru. execute the military officers that are involved with the smuggling. maybe a dea land base with drone surveillance and missile strikes etc. small navy base to take out the smugglers at sea. 

    That all does read as surprisingly simple.  Incredible that nobody's thought this through before.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,137
    edited December 5
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  

    well he asked me a question that begged for an answer.  asking me such a thing......and being ok with the deaths of european kids ;) come on
    Why stop at shooting them at the border though?  Why don’t we just invade Venezuela?  I mean if you want to make a real difference, you’ve got to be willing to go all the way.  

    or we could just remove maduro
    That worked out well in Iraq. Maybe the Taliban can open up a South American office this time. 
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,552
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  

    well he asked me a question that begged for an answer.  asking me such a thing......and being ok with the deaths of european kids ;) come on
    Why stop at shooting them at the border though?  Why don’t we just invade Venezuela?  I mean if you want to make a real difference, you’ve got to be willing to go all the way.  

    or we could just remove maduro
    Is he in charge of all the drug dealers?  Is that what happens typically, that you knock off the kingpin and all the drug money vaporizes?

    its a start, next regime could be more friendly to the idea of taking down the smuggling operations that the current government thrives on
    Well, this is really brilliant.  I seem to recall us having lots of success in the past taking out heads of state in South America, with the aftermath working out great for us. 

    there just needs more follow thru. execute the military officers that are involved with the smuggling. maybe a dea land base with drone surveillance and missile strikes etc. small navy base to take out the smugglers at sea. 

    That all does read as surprisingly simple.  Incredible that nobody's thought this through before.  

    cant believe you cut out the frog people......
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,663
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  

    well he asked me a question that begged for an answer.  asking me such a thing......and being ok with the deaths of european kids ;) come on
    Why stop at shooting them at the border though?  Why don’t we just invade Venezuela?  I mean if you want to make a real difference, you’ve got to be willing to go all the way.  

    or we could just remove maduro
    Is he in charge of all the drug dealers?  Is that what happens typically, that you knock off the kingpin and all the drug money vaporizes?

    its a start, next regime could be more friendly to the idea of taking down the smuggling operations that the current government thrives on
    Well, this is really brilliant.  I seem to recall us having lots of success in the past taking out heads of state in South America, with the aftermath working out great for us. 

    there just needs more follow thru. execute the military officers that are involved with the smuggling. maybe a dea land base with drone surveillance and missile strikes etc. small navy base to take out the smugglers at sea. 

    That all does read as surprisingly simple.  Incredible that nobody's thought this through before.  

    cant believe you cut out the frog people......
    That comment didn’t make much sense to me.  I was hoping the @fishwhisperer would come along to clarify…
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • BigGreenKev
    BigGreenKev Posts: 275
    Maybe we shouldn't pardon criminals.  Kill guys on boats and then pardon the corrupt kingpin? Drugs, Fraud anything else. Maybe we should prosecute them.......and then let them serve their sentence.  Just a thought. 
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,552
    .
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  

    well he asked me a question that begged for an answer.  asking me such a thing......and being ok with the deaths of european kids ;) come on
    Why stop at shooting them at the border though?  Why don’t we just invade Venezuela?  I mean if you want to make a real difference, you’ve got to be willing to go all the way.  

    or we could just remove maduro
    Is he in charge of all the drug dealers?  Is that what happens typically, that you knock off the kingpin and all the drug money vaporizes?

    its a start, next regime could be more friendly to the idea of taking down the smuggling operations that the current government thrives on
    Well, this is really brilliant.  I seem to recall us having lots of success in the past taking out heads of state in South America, with the aftermath working out great for us. 

    there just needs more follow thru. execute the military officers that are involved with the smuggling. maybe a dea land base with drone surveillance and missile strikes etc. small navy base to take out the smugglers at sea. 

    That all does read as surprisingly simple.  Incredible that nobody's thought this through before.  

    cant believe you cut out the frog people......
    That comment didn’t make much sense to me.  I was hoping the @fishwhisperer would come along to clarify…

    makes sense, he is a frog people


    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,663
    .
    yes we should start shooting major drug smugglers at the borders. makes more sense than shooting all the dealers that are killing the kids. saving the lives of europeans is not a bad thing either.
    lol, all on brand for you fish.  

    well he asked me a question that begged for an answer.  asking me such a thing......and being ok with the deaths of european kids ;) come on
    Why stop at shooting them at the border though?  Why don’t we just invade Venezuela?  I mean if you want to make a real difference, you’ve got to be willing to go all the way.  

    or we could just remove maduro
    Is he in charge of all the drug dealers?  Is that what happens typically, that you knock off the kingpin and all the drug money vaporizes?

    its a start, next regime could be more friendly to the idea of taking down the smuggling operations that the current government thrives on
    Well, this is really brilliant.  I seem to recall us having lots of success in the past taking out heads of state in South America, with the aftermath working out great for us. 

    there just needs more follow thru. execute the military officers that are involved with the smuggling. maybe a dea land base with drone surveillance and missile strikes etc. small navy base to take out the smugglers at sea. 

    That all does read as surprisingly simple.  Incredible that nobody's thought this through before.  

    cant believe you cut out the frog people......
    That comment didn’t make much sense to me.  I was hoping the @fishwhisperer would come along to clarify…

    makes sense, he is a frog people


    There is some real irony in your insistence on mocking the folks dressed up in inflatable frog suits, lol.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,663
    Anyone catch this?  Dios mio.



    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • lousubcap
    lousubcap Posts: 36,660
    I made it a point to not pay any attention to the World Cup draw today.  The prize is just more sucking up to the little hands and...narcissist.  FIFA shoulda moved all the US matches to Canada and Mexico instead of feeding CHEETO.  
    Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!  Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.  
  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 13,630
    you can't make this sh*t up 😂 
    canuckland