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  • OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    tell me how a poor fisherman makes a profit trolling at 90miles an hour burning a hundred gallons an hour
    And tell him four times, will you. 
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,646
    edited 12:51AM

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,329
    fishlessman said: tell me how a poor fisherman makes a profit trolling at 90miles an hour burning a hundred gallons an hour
    "Square grouper" and "White lobster".   ;)  
    "First method of estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him."
           - Niccolo Machiavelli

    Ogden, UT, USA

  • alaskanassasin
    alaskanassasin Posts: 8,883
    These are some hot takes as the kids say!


     Reminds me of a bbq forum shenanigans!
    South of Columbus, Ohio.


  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 13,622
    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    tell me how a poor fisherman makes a profit trolling at 90miles an hour burning a hundred gallons an hour
    And tell him four times, will you. 
    He'll need a $20 device to accomplish that.
    canuckland
  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,541
    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    OMG, seriously, this has to be the absolutely most elaborate "Punk'd" Episode my Ashton Kutcher.



    hmmmm, no fishing equipment on those boats either. wonder why they didnt put a 100k worth of outboards on the back of the cartoon boats to make them look like the real ones =)
    You are pretty familiar with boats, engines, fuel burn rates etc. Given that it looks like quad Yamahas on the back of the boat, tell me how the boat makes a 1000 mile passage to reach the US mainland.  You are looking at close to 100 gallons per hour of fuel consumption. 

    tell me how a poor fisherman makes a profit trolling at 90miles an hour burning a hundred gallons an hour
    And tell him four times, will you. 
    He'll need a $20 device to accomplish that.
    11 dolara don't cut it
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,646


    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,131
    edited 3:22AM
    tell me how a poor fisherman makes a profit trolling at 90miles an hour burning a hundred gallons an hour
    I never claimed they were fishing. I’m just saying that boat had zero chance of making it to the US. You don’t even know if those drugs were headed to the US. Could be headed to an offshore freighter headed to Europe. 

    Even if it could make it to the US, drug offenses do not allow for capital punishment. Are we going to start shooting smugglers at US Border checkpoints?