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The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Burntend said:

I know my retirement goals will involve hanging out in places where nobody likes me and make weird old people flexes in an attempt to make friends!

Don’t sell him short. He also spends hours a day pressing the “dislike” button, obsessing over John and Nola, and making sure he has plenty of tissues by the la-z-boy for when Tucker comes on. Lights dimmed, scented candles glowing. 

You do realize you just got “sucked into” replying to a TROLL?  Kind of a rookie mistake, since this was his 1st post ever.  He accomplished his mission to fool someone to stir the pot.  

lousubcap said:

@littlerascal56 - I read the post by @The Cen-Tex Smoker as a heads up regarding  Ton Til.  This is not Ton Til's first rodeo here.  FWIW- 

Frank…thanks for the heads up.  I just saw he quoted “burntend” which is the troll!  

littlerascal56 said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Burntend said:

I know my retirement goals will involve hanging out in places where nobody likes me and make weird old people flexes in an attempt to make friends!

Don’t sell him short. He also spends hours a day pressing the “dislike” button, obsessing over John and Nola, and making sure he has plenty of tissues by the la-z-boy for when Tucker comes on. Lights dimmed, scented candles glowing. 

You do realize you just got “sucked into” replying to a TROLL?  Kind of a rookie mistake, since this was his 1st post ever.  He accomplished his mission to fool someone to stir the pot.  

Thank you for posting one of the funniest g-damn things I’ve read on here in quite some time.  Your full sequence in this thread, from just this morning to this response to CT is just… chef’s kiss.  Amazing.

JohnInCarolina said:

littlerascal56 said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Burntend said:

I know my retirement goals will involve hanging out in places where nobody likes me and make weird old people flexes in an attempt to make friends!

Don’t sell him short. He also spends hours a day pressing the “dislike” button, obsessing over John and Nola, and making sure he has plenty of tissues by the la-z-boy for when Tucker comes on. Lights dimmed, scented candles glowing. 

You do realize you just got “sucked into” replying to a TROLL?  Kind of a rookie mistake, since this was his 1st post ever.  He accomplished his mission to fool someone to stir the pot.  

Thank you for posting one of the funniest g-damn things I’ve read on here in quite some time.  Your full sequence in this thread, from just this morning to this response to CT is just… chef’s kiss.  Amazing.

John-chill out. We are just having fun!  Just like you do with your Twerpderp account. I remember getting a LinkedIn notification that “someone from Duke viewed your profile”.  And soon after, you pasted my profile photo (black golf cart) as your Twerp avatar.  I changed it to the new orange cart in the picture, which you copied and now use.  Glad you like it 😎.  Feel free to copy my newest one.

As Frank would say “Above all, have fun and enjoy the ride”!

lousubcap said:

@littlerascal56 - I read the post by @The Cen-Tex Smoker as a heads up regarding  Ton Til.  This is not Ton Til's first rodeo here.  FWIW- 

I dont think so. Burntend was talking about someone retired and im not retired and ive also never watched Tucker or hit dislike. 

littlerascal56 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

littlerascal56 said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Burntend said:

I know my retirement goals will involve hanging out in places where nobody likes me and make weird old people flexes in an attempt to make friends!

Don’t sell him short. He also spends hours a day pressing the “dislike” button, obsessing over John and Nola, and making sure he has plenty of tissues by the la-z-boy for when Tucker comes on. Lights dimmed, scented candles glowing. 

You do realize you just got “sucked into” replying to a TROLL?  Kind of a rookie mistake, since this was his 1st post ever.  He accomplished his mission to fool someone to stir the pot.  

Thank you for posting one of the funniest g-damn things I’ve read on here in quite some time.  Your full sequence in this thread, from just this morning to this response to CT is just… chef’s kiss.  Amazing.

John-chill out. We are just having fun!  Just like you do with your Twerpderp account. I remember getting a LinkedIn notification that “someone from Duke viewed your profile”.  And soon after, you pasted my profile photo (black golf cart) as your Twerp avatar.  I changed it to the new orange cart in the picture, which you copied and now use.  Glad you like it 😎.  Feel free to copy my newest one.

As Frank would say “Above all, have fun and enjoy the ride”!

Yeah.  Your LinkedIn account was making the rounds there for a while buddy.

Had I just scolded someone for responding to a TROLL account, after having obviously just done the same myself, I might start to question my powers of deduction.  But you do you. 

JohnInCarolina said:

A littlerascal56 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

littlerascal56 said:

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

Burntend said:

I know my retirement goals will involve hanging out in places where nobody likes me and make weird old people flexes in an attempt to make friends!

Don’t sell him short. He also spends hours a day pressing the “dislike” button, obsessing over John and Nola, and making sure he has plenty of tissues by the la-z-boy for when Tucker comes on. Lights dimmed, scented candles glowing. 

You do realize you just got “sucked into” replying to a TROLL?  Kind of a rookie mistake, since this was his 1st post ever.  He accomplished his mission to fool someone to stir the pot.  

Thank you for posting one of the funniest g-damn things I’ve read on here in quite some time.  Your full sequence in this thread, from just this morning to this response to CT is just… chef’s kiss.  Amazing.

John-chill out. We are just having fun!  Just like you do with your Twerpderp account. I remember getting a LinkedIn notification that “someone from Duke viewed your profile”.  And soon after, you pasted my profile photo (black golf cart) as your Twerp avatar.  I changed it to the new orange cart in the picture, which you copied and now use.  Glad you like it 😎.  Feel free to copy my newest one.

As Frank would say “Above all, have fun and enjoy the ride”!

Yeah.  Your LinkedIn account was making the rounds there for a while buddy.

Had I just scolded someone for responding to a TROLL account, after having obviously just done the same myself, I might start to question my powers of deduction.  But you do you. 

Thanks for keeping us “little people” in line with all that knowledge you exude! You are so smart, and we are all in awe! 

The Cen-Tex Smoker said:

This is something my 80 y/o mom would send to her entire contact list in a forwarded email chain with a note to “turn up your speakers”! So i could hear the MIDI version of “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” over the meme. 

Lots of animosity here bro.  I should know you.  My brother was Vernon, from Crowley TX.  He built smokers at his locksmithing business, and did bbq catering.  Did you know him?  He died of Covet last year.  He always sent me pics of he and Skeeter, doing “rattlesnake chili” at the competitions. I miss Vern.

Vernon owned a locksmith business that employed 24 people in Crowley after he retired from the US Air Force. When times were slow, he had the shop fabricate gun safes and the offset smokers with highway tires.  I saw a pic of one, which was at a ranch where they were grilling 200 ribeyes over mesquite wood. They catered mostly large ranch/private parties requiring 100-200 steaks.  Not sure what the business name was, but he was Vernon Bieker.  He sent me pics from the bbq comps they were at.  Probably lots of BBQ comps in that Ft Worth area though.
He also owned Vern’s cycles, and worked on Harley Davidson motorcycles from his shop. 

Langner91 said:

JohnInCarolina said:

I wish I could liberate that long-forgotten egg.  Probably a real basket-case inside, too.  What a shame!

And then look - Kingsford Briquettes!

JohnInCarolina said:

Ive never seen an egg where the base goes out like that. Wonder if it is ceramic.