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Things About This Forum That Make You Laugh

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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    Kaw!  Kaw!
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    I love lamp..
  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    The thing that makes me laugh: There is still an active thread about saws, but a thread about the NCAA tournament (that we didn’t enjoy last year) can’t stay on the first page of the forum. 
    I am going to take a shot in the dark and say it’s because saws are far more interesting than basketball. It’s the only rational explanation that I can think of.  

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,627
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    sugar gliders.
  • paqman
    paqman Posts: 4,670
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    paqman said:
    I’ll start:

    3) That the only troll accounts I can remember getting banned are MikeHauchertz and MahvagIzichi

    Tweev

    I can’t even remember the 2nd in your list 🤔
    She had an, uhm, brief but highly entertaining stint here.
    She 👀

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    Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage. •Niccolo Machiavelli
  • Wolfpack
    Wolfpack Posts: 3,551
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    I laugh every time I see a rebirth a few posts.

    -mickey’s charcoal wings
    - Brisket- how I do it


    Greensboro, NC
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,978
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    paqman said:
    paqman said:
    I’ll start:

    3) That the only troll accounts I can remember getting banned are MikeHauchertz and MahvagIzichi

    Tweev

    I can’t even remember the 2nd in your list 🤔
    She had an, uhm, brief but highly entertaining stint here.
    She 👀
    You know a lot of guys with itchy vajayjays?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • paqman
    paqman Posts: 4,670
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    paqman said:
    paqman said:
    I’ll start:

    3) That the only troll accounts I can remember getting banned are MikeHauchertz and MahvagIzichi

    Tweev

    I can’t even remember the 2nd in your list 🤔
    She had an, uhm, brief but highly entertaining stint here.
    She 👀
    You know a lot of guys with itchy vajayjays?
    Oh!  I thought you meant Tweev 🤣😂


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    Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage. •Niccolo Machiavelli
  • billt01
    billt01 Posts: 1,530
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    YukonRon said:
    558,422. So far. Just in the USA. 
    for the majority of these, COVID was just an accelerant
    Have:
     XLBGE / Stumps Baby XL / Couple of Stokers (Gen 1 and Gen 3) / Blackstone 36 / Maxey 3x5 water pan hog cooker
    Had:
    LBGE / Lang 60D / Cookshack SM150 / Stumps Stretch / Stumps Baby

    Fat Willies BBQ
    Ola, Ga

  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 32,776
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    the pathological buying pandemic thats taking over the forum, some of you guys need a 12 step program.
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • ColtsFan
    ColtsFan Posts: 6,347
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    1) The Karen's that get their panties in a bunch.
    2) The various troll accounts that bring much humor to the forum at times
    3) The recent policing of innocent threads


    ~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
    XL BGE, LG BGE, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven, King Disc 
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

  • Eoin
    Eoin Posts: 4,304
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    billt01 said:
    YukonRon said:
    558,422. So far. Just in the USA. 
    for the majority of these, COVID was just an accelerant

    If all of the inhabitants of the US were wiped out, it would just be an accelerant.
  • billt01
    billt01 Posts: 1,530
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    Eoin said:
    billt01 said:
    YukonRon said:
    558,422. So far. Just in the USA. 
    for the majority of these, COVID was just an accelerant

    If all of the inhabitants of the US were wiped out, it would just be an accelerant.
    or the world......

    even....

     :| 
    Have:
     XLBGE / Stumps Baby XL / Couple of Stokers (Gen 1 and Gen 3) / Blackstone 36 / Maxey 3x5 water pan hog cooker
    Had:
    LBGE / Lang 60D / Cookshack SM150 / Stumps Stretch / Stumps Baby

    Fat Willies BBQ
    Ola, Ga

  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 14,627
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    I think fast food like McDonald’s is also just an accelerant.
  • Eoin
    Eoin Posts: 4,304
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    Legume said:
    I think fast food like McDonald’s is also just an accelerant.

    As is lighter fluid on lump in your Egg.
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,978
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    Legume said:
    I think fast food like McDonald’s is also just an accelerant.

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • CPFC1905
    CPFC1905 Posts: 1,866
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    I’ll start:

    1) The Eggtoberfest 2020 thread.  How is that thing still pinned?  Lol
    2) Nola.  
    3) That the only troll accounts I can remember getting banned are MikeHauchertz and MahvagIzichi
    4) The suggestion I’m ruining it
    5) Stike’s continued attempts at forum food safety education 

    And I know it’s Wednesday.  We’re on day 658 of a global pandemic.  Sue me.

    Er....hello,  over here! 

    What am I?  Chopped liver? 
    Other girls may try to take me away 
    But you know, it's by your side I will stay
  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,978
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    CPFC1905 said:
    I’ll start:

    1) The Eggtoberfest 2020 thread.  How is that thing still pinned?  Lol
    2) Nola.  
    3) That the only troll accounts I can remember getting banned are MikeHauchertz and MahvagIzichi
    4) The suggestion I’m ruining it
    5) Stike’s continued attempts at forum food safety education 

    And I know it’s Wednesday.  We’re on day 658 of a global pandemic.  Sue me.

    Er....hello,  over here! 

    What am I?  Chopped liver? 
    Ha!  You do make me laugh at times, such as when you suggested tea is much better than coffee.  
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
  • shtgunal3
    shtgunal3 Posts: 5,661
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    Such as mine?

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     LBGE,SBGE, and a Mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .

  • Acn
    Acn Posts: 4,424
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    CPFC1905 said:
    I’ll start:

    1) The Eggtoberfest 2020 thread.  How is that thing still pinned?  Lol
    2) Nola.  
    3) That the only troll accounts I can remember getting banned are MikeHauchertz and MahvagIzichi
    4) The suggestion I’m ruining it
    5) Stike’s continued attempts at forum food safety education 

    And I know it’s Wednesday.  We’re on day 658 of a global pandemic.  Sue me.

    Er....hello,  over here! 

    What am I?  Chopped liver? 
    Ha!  You do make me laugh at times, such as when you suggested tea is much better than coffee.  
    Well it is.

    LBGE

    Pikesville, MD

  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,102
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    shtgunal3 said:

    Such as mine?
    Exactly.  That keeps me thinking of the Colbert Report and ROTFLMAO
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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 18,731
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    You win today.

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
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    Acn said:
    CPFC1905 said:
    I’ll start:

    1) The Eggtoberfest 2020 thread.  How is that thing still pinned?  Lol
    2) Nola.  
    3) That the only troll accounts I can remember getting banned are MikeHauchertz and MahvagIzichi
    4) The suggestion I’m ruining it
    5) Stike’s continued attempts at forum food safety education 

    And I know it’s Wednesday.  We’re on day 658 of a global pandemic.  Sue me.

    Er....hello,  over here! 

    What am I?  Chopped liver? 
    Ha!  You do make me laugh at times, such as when you suggested tea is much better than coffee.  
    Well it is.
    Mushroom maybe. 

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
  • Eoin
    Eoin Posts: 4,304
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    CPFC1905 said:
    I’ll start:

    1) The Eggtoberfest 2020 thread.  How is that thing still pinned?  Lol
    2) Nola.  
    3) That the only troll accounts I can remember getting banned are MikeHauchertz and MahvagIzichi
    4) The suggestion I’m ruining it
    5) Stike’s continued attempts at forum food safety education 

    And I know it’s Wednesday.  We’re on day 658 of a global pandemic.  Sue me.

    Er....hello,  over here! 

    What am I?  Chopped liver? 
    Ha!  You do make me laugh at times, such as when you suggested tea is much better than coffee.  
    There's no learnin' you colonials.
  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,304
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    Eoin said:
    CPFC1905 said:
    I’ll start:

    1) The Eggtoberfest 2020 thread.  How is that thing still pinned?  Lol
    2) Nola.  
    3) That the only troll accounts I can remember getting banned are MikeHauchertz and MahvagIzichi
    4) The suggestion I’m ruining it
    5) Stike’s continued attempts at forum food safety education 

    And I know it’s Wednesday.  We’re on day 658 of a global pandemic.  Sue me.

    Er....hello,  over here! 

    What am I?  Chopped liver? 
    Ha!  You do make me laugh at times, such as when you suggested tea is much better than coffee.  
    There's no learnin' you colonials.
    We still remember the tax.
  • Eoin
    Eoin Posts: 4,304
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    Eoin said:
    CPFC1905 said:
    I’ll start:

    1) The Eggtoberfest 2020 thread.  How is that thing still pinned?  Lol
    2) Nola.  
    3) That the only troll accounts I can remember getting banned are MikeHauchertz and MahvagIzichi
    4) The suggestion I’m ruining it
    5) Stike’s continued attempts at forum food safety education 

    And I know it’s Wednesday.  We’re on day 658 of a global pandemic.  Sue me.

    Er....hello,  over here! 

    What am I?  Chopped liver? 
    Ha!  You do make me laugh at times, such as when you suggested tea is much better than coffee.  
    There's no learnin' you colonials.
    We still remember the tax.
    I was thinking more good taste than good party.
  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
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    People that don’t tell the truth about their age.  Ugh. Gets me. 

    Hey, how old is Scottie now? 
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  • kl8ton
    kl8ton Posts: 5,429
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    People that don’t tell the truth about their age.  Ugh. Gets me. 

    Hey, how old is Scottie now? 
    This made me have a flashback to a couple threads.   Was there one where someone asked for photos of forum members?   And another that asked what everyone's profession was?   Mostly fabricated and false info followed. 
    Large, Medium, MiniMax, & 22, and 36" Blackstone
    Grand Rapids MI