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But you said last message? I’m so confusedbrentm said:
character assassination. noted.JohnInCarolina said:
Right. Closer to Ted Kaczynski.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
Like Andy Kaufman but less funny and more worrisome?JohnInCarolina said:I’m starting to wonder if this isn’t all some elaborate form of performance art.
we always play by the rules.Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
I just hope you get some help before it’s too late.brentm said:
character assassination. noted.JohnInCarolina said:
Right. Closer to Ted Kaczynski.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
Like Andy Kaufman but less funny and more worrisome?JohnInCarolina said:I’m starting to wonder if this isn’t all some elaborate form of performance art.
we always play by the rules."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Really? I'm taken back by your kindness.JohnInCarolina said:
I just hope you get some help before it’s too late.brentm said:
character assassination. noted.JohnInCarolina said:
Right. Closer to Ted Kaczynski.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
Like Andy Kaufman but less funny and more worrisome?JohnInCarolina said:I’m starting to wonder if this isn’t all some elaborate form of performance art.
we always play by the rules.
Sit the **** down jerkoff.
Now, I'm going to back off from you trolls. I'm really going to sign off
and I'll get to work on looking at their devices, how they communicate, what's going on, and if you should reuse that password you've been using for the last 10 years on the SmoBot account too.
Ok?
Deal?
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So this is the last message then? Got it.brentm said:
Really? I'm taken back by your kindness.JohnInCarolina said:
I just hope you get some help before it’s too late.brentm said:
character assassination. noted.JohnInCarolina said:
Right. Closer to Ted Kaczynski.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
Like Andy Kaufman but less funny and more worrisome?JohnInCarolina said:I’m starting to wonder if this isn’t all some elaborate form of performance art.
we always play by the rules.
Sit the **** down ****.
Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
Oops. There was more. We good now with the last message thing?Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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JohnInCarolina said:I’m starting to wonder if this isn’t all some elaborate form of performance art.I just assumed they had misplaced their...
“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk -
HeavyG comes in after the guy left the building....
You guys are doing nothing but making SmoBot look worse.
Please stop...
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not last
i'm happy to play a little more if you guys want to **** all over this thread..
i pressed one button.... the reset button, which is exposed....
I deserve all this because of that?
Are you sure you guys aren't emotionally tied to SmoBot being the market leader? -
asking for a friend.
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You do.The Cen-Tex Smoker said:Nobody cares
Every freaking iot device has a recessed reset button.
You know how it works? You get a paper clip, stick it in there, hold it in and it resets the device to factory...
And now no one cares.... welll stop caring then Tex.. Please... .Stop caring in my thread. -
if you guys would just leave me alone, this would have been a whole lot cleaner.
now we gotta give her a full rectal. -
If you think people are “clicking” and “viewing” because of your reviews of obscure temp control devices and attempted takedowns of people who are no longer in business, I have some unfortunate news for you.brentm said:Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX -
Noted. Do you have anything else you would like to add to that, or are we done here?The Cen-Tex Smoker said:
If you think people are “clicking” and “viewing” because of your reviews of obscure temp control devices and attempted takedowns of people who are no longer in business, I have some unfortunate news for you.brentm said: -

"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
take down attempt noted.
i'll post it all elsewhere. this isn't going away fellas. -
Strange.
Been cooking almost twenty years on this thing without a wifi connection -
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*poof*
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Ladies.
I need at least two days for this effort. I'm always a little optimistic in my initial response.
I usually try to take the engineering estimate, double it. Then double that again, and ask for that...
But you guys don't seem that generous.
Stay tuned... -
How about doing what many professionals do?
Don’t bother updating is every three seconds. Run the performance test, write the report, and then post it. -
@PigBeanUs - fair enough. In fact, I'm taking at least 2 days off from your fun loving personalities.

I may need a few more days. I have another device on order. I realize that a sample size of one is pretty small
Kinda like your @PigBeanUs
Leave your hate mail below. -
Night
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google users. please forgive the morons in this thread.

fix this garbage.
and if you don't care. move along. because the rest of the world is ENCRYPTED. -
do you want to know who I'm most disappointed about?
@paqman
you should have my back on this freshmen level security concerns.
I realize you have politics. But there's what's right and what's right.
And if any one of you sit there and tell me that that little paddle lock *UNLOCKED* is EVER OK in your world.
Please get the fucko out of my life.
I'll continue posting about whatever I want to talk about until I decide to stop.
Are we clear?
-Brent
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You said you were outta here 16 posts back. Clearly you're not one to be taken at their word.Here's some buffalo bait entertainment for you when you come back with more posts later today - good to start one's day with a chuckle...“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk
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Love both of my Smobots. I just wish you could control both with one account.
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wassup? I haven’t followed this thread, I have 5 pages to read, can someone please give me the executive summary? I have a feeling this thread will be buffaloed before I’m done reading.brentm said:do you want to know who I'm most disappointed about?
@paqman
you should have my back on this freshmen level security concerns.
I realize you have politics. But there's what's right and what's right.
And if any one of you sit there and tell me that that little paddle lock *UNLOCKED* is EVER OK in your world.
Please get the fucko out of my life.
I'll continue posting about whatever I want to talk about until I decide to stop.
Are we clear?
-Brent____________________Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage. •Niccolo Machiavelli
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