Just two of us here, tired of sharing, hence the second unit 

dmchicago said:

JohnInCarolina said:

dmchicago said:

This will probably last me a year. 

I’m kind of surprised you’re buying any at all.  

Well, we do have other commodes. 

Plus, some folks still need a couple squares to dab/dry. Not all of the washlet/bidets offer a warm drying blast of air.

dmchicago said:

This will probably last me a year. 

2 years

JohnInCarolina said:

This was a joke @dmchicago re-told to us a few sessions ago.  Buddy Hackett on Johnny Carson - worth your time:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aww4HT5g7ig&t=170

A classic

OK, since you folks seem to have a lot of, umm, residual to wipe off, or clean off with a bidet, i'd like to suggest a diet change.  add a big glass of metamucil to your nightly routine.  if you have enough fiber and water in your diet, nothing will stick to your rear and cleanup will be a breeze.  

those of us on a typical 'murican diet cannot get enough fiber.  

one of these friday nights i'll do a zoom demonstration.

when i was growing up one of my neighbors just had a loose board in the kitchen floor you removed and a nail next to it so the tp didnt fall thru the hole. that was their winter throne. thanks everyone for bringing back that memory. the cops eventually kicked them out and the firemen burnt it to the ground. kids were sent to foster care and foster care could not handle them and sent them back home several times over the years. billy was shot dead at 21 in a local bar. now im wondering what happened to the rest of the kids

JohnInCarolina said:

fishlessman said:

when i was growing up one of my neighbors just had a loose board in the kitchen floor you removed and a nail next to it so the tp didnt fall thru the hole. that was their winter throne. thanks everyone for bringing back that memory. the cops eventually kicked them out and the firemen burnt it to the ground. kids were sent to foster care and foster care could not handle them and sent them back home several times over the years. billy was shot dead at 21 in a local bar. now im wondering what happened to the rest of the kids

Why is none of that surprising.

teacher in high school had us write a paper describing a room, i picked that one, i got the big red F.  i had to get witnesses to back it up lots of houses around me in nh had no running water or electricity but one still had a crank phone to call his daughter, this was up into the 80's. one had a cool system, damned lake, water flows into the house thru the kitchen sink, then thru the throne, then back out of the house into the stream out back. when i moved there as a kid it was like going back in time.

fishlessman said:

JohnInCarolina said:

fishlessman said:

when i was growing up one of my neighbors just had a loose board in the kitchen floor you removed and a nail next to it so the tp didnt fall thru the hole. that was their winter throne. thanks everyone for bringing back that memory. the cops eventually kicked them out and the firemen burnt it to the ground. kids were sent to foster care and foster care could not handle them and sent them back home several times over the years. billy was shot dead at 21 in a local bar. now im wondering what happened to the rest of the kids

Why is none of that surprising.

teacher in high school had us write a paper describing a room, i picked that one, i got the big red F.  i had to get witnesses to back it up lots of houses around me in nh had no running water or electricity but one still had a crank phone to call his daughter, this was up into the 80's. one had a cool system, damned lake, water flows into the house thru the kitchen sink, then thru the throne, then back out of the house into the stream out back. when i moved there as a kid it was like going back in time.

None of this was surprising.  remember when bush got made fun of not knowing about how supermarket checkout worked? in the late 90s, our supermarket in NH didn't have barcode scanners.  the cashiers typed in all the prices, whoa!

i filled my gas tank, around 2002, at an 'old fashioned' pump, with the mechanical dials that spun around.  i went in, had no cash, paid with a personal check, and the guy took my word that i told the truth about how much gas i pumped and that the check was good.  

Rural NH and VT were beautiful, with lots of great folks.Canugghead said:

blind99 said:

OK, since you folks seem to have a lot of, umm, residual to wipe off, or clean off with a bidet, i'd like to suggest a diet change.  add a big glass of metamucil to your nightly routine.  if you have enough fiber and water in your diet, nothing will stick to your rear and cleanup will be a breeze.  

those of us on a typical 'murican diet cannot get enough fiber.  

one of these friday nights i'll do a zoom demonstration.

So Metamucil makes anus slick like Teflon coated so the sh*t slides out with zero residue  jk

it's more the opposite, like the sh*t is teflon, i guess   colon health is very important, nothing beats a good BM!

blind99 said:

fishlessman said:

JohnInCarolina said:

fishlessman said:

when i was growing up one of my neighbors just had a loose board in the kitchen floor you removed and a nail next to it so the tp didnt fall thru the hole. that was their winter throne. thanks everyone for bringing back that memory. the cops eventually kicked them out and the firemen burnt it to the ground. kids were sent to foster care and foster care could not handle them and sent them back home several times over the years. billy was shot dead at 21 in a local bar. now im wondering what happened to the rest of the kids

Why is none of that surprising.

teacher in high school had us write a paper describing a room, i picked that one, i got the big red F.  i had to get witnesses to back it up lots of houses around me in nh had no running water or electricity but one still had a crank phone to call his daughter, this was up into the 80's. one had a cool system, damned lake, water flows into the house thru the kitchen sink, then thru the throne, then back out of the house into the stream out back. when i moved there as a kid it was like going back in time.

None of this was surprising.  remember when bush got made fun of not knowing about how supermarket checkout worked? in the late 90s, our supermarket in NH didn't have barcode scanners.  the cashiers typed in all the prices, whoa!

i filled my gas tank, around 2002, at an 'old fashioned' pump, with the mechanical dials that spun around.  i went in, had no cash, paid with a personal check, and the guy took my word that i told the truth about how much gas i pumped and that the check was good.  

Rural NH and VT were beautiful, with lots of great folks.Canugghead said:

blind99 said:

OK, since you folks seem to have a lot of, umm, residual to wipe off, or clean off with a bidet, i'd like to suggest a diet change.  add a big glass of metamucil to your nightly routine.  if you have enough fiber and water in your diet, nothing will stick to your rear and cleanup will be a breeze.  

those of us on a typical 'murican diet cannot get enough fiber.  

one of these friday nights i'll do a zoom demonstration.

So Metamucil makes anus slick like Teflon coated so the sh*t slides out with zero residue  jk

it's more the opposite, like the sh*t is teflon, i guess   colon health is very important, nothing beats a good BM!

we just had one cop, cheif brown, we called him brownie because he used to get high with the kids at the arcade. have to admit though that it was a much simpler life

I have early memories of a working outhouse on the back side of our farm. Complete with a Sears catalog. 

frazzdaddy said:

I have early memories of a working outhouse on the back side of our farm. Complete with a Sears catalog. 

and cottonballs on the lingerie pages?