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  • Boileregger
    Boileregger Posts: 614

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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207


    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 11,526

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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 34,561
    inline dating at the supermarket

     
    is it polite to ask if she has teeth


    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • dbCooper
    dbCooper Posts: 2,678
    Pathogen Resistance


    LBGE, LBGE-PTR, 22" Weber, Coleman 413G
    Great Plains, USA
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  • jdMyers
    jdMyers Posts: 1,339
    gotta have sum of this shyt here.


    Columbus, Ohio
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,338
    Headbangin'!!!
     
    https://youtu.be/YBnHIZKVQkM

    “The best way to execute french cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken."

         -  Julia child

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • SmokeyPitt
    SmokeyPitt Posts: 10,490
    I'm giving up masturbating for the duration of the quarantine. 

    Which came first the chicken or the egg?  I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg. 

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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    SmokeyPitt said:
    SmokeyPitt said:
    I'm giving up masturbating for the duration of the quarantine. 
    Sorry, my punctuation was off. 

    I'm giving up. Masturbating for the duration of the quarantine. 
    LOL! 

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

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  • lentsboy007
    lentsboy007 Posts: 416
    nolaegghead said:

    To the Flagger : I’m Catholic , and I laughed 

    1 Large Egg, Blackstone griddle

    Belgium...........The Netherlands??

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  • Photo Egg
    Photo Egg Posts: 12,137
    lentsboy007 said:
    nolaegghead said:

    To the Flagger : I’m Catholic , and I laughed 
    Just because you, an adult Catholic, laughed, doesn’t mean this is appropriate for a corporate bbq forum. There are younger people who view this forum and there is no need for them to see things like this. Sorry I don’t see humor in child molestation. But I also don’t waste my time flagging posts on this forum because it’s not moderated anyway.
    Thank you,
    Darian

    Galveston Texas
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    edited April 2020
    Never mind
    ______________________________________________
    I love lamp..
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  • Terpderpitude
    Terpderpitude Posts: 200
    Photo Egg said:
    lentsboy007 said:
    nolaegghead said:

    To the Flagger : I’m Catholic , and I laughed 
    Just because you, an adult Catholic, laughed, doesn’t mean this is appropriate for a corporate bbq forum. There are younger people who view this forum and there is no need for them to see things like this. Sorry I don’t see humor in child molestation. But I also don’t waste my time flagging posts on this forum because it’s not moderated anyway.
    Yeah but you forget that all of those young people are just the spawn of welfare queens who had them for all the tax breaks.  
    @PeteSliver, RIP
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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    Terpderpitude said:
    Photo Egg said:
    lentsboy007 said:
    nolaegghead said:

    To the Flagger : I’m Catholic , and I laughed 
    Just because you, an adult Catholic, laughed, doesn’t mean this is appropriate for a corporate bbq forum. There are younger people who view this forum and there is no need for them to see things like this. Sorry I don’t see humor in child molestation. But I also don’t waste my time flagging posts on this forum because it’s not moderated anyway.
    Yeah but you forget that all of those young people are just the spawn of welfare queens who had them for all the tax breaks.  


    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
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  • lkapigian
    lkapigian Posts: 11,549
    https://youtu.be/ncc77oxnx5A
    Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
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  • Photo Egg
    Photo Egg Posts: 12,137
    lkapigian said:
    https://youtu.be/ncc77oxnx5A
    That is great. What a show!
    Thank you,
    Darian

    Galveston Texas
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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207
    Photo Egg said:
    lkapigian said:
    https://youtu.be/ncc77oxnx5A
    That is great. What a show!
    I started watching it from episode 1 on Netflix a couple weeks ago. Love it! 

    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

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  • ryantt
    ryantt Posts: 2,558
    @RRP I actually just had pop shoot out of my nose reading your post
    XL BGE, KJ classic, Joe Jr, UDS x2 


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  • BigreenGreg
    BigreenGreg Posts: 600
    I must be at day 13, thanks for the post.
    LBGE, 36" Blackstone, Anova Pro
    Charleston, SC
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,338

     

    “The best way to execute french cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken."

         -  Julia child

    Ogden, UT, USA

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  • GrateEggspectations
    GrateEggspectations Posts: 11,526
    RRP said:

    My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary

     

    Day 1 – I Can Do This!!  Got enough food and wine to last a month!

     

    Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine.  I fear wine supplies might not last!

     

    Day 3 – Strawberries:  Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds.  Who Knew??

     

    Day 4 – 8:00PM.  Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

     

    Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer.  It came out as Jello Shots!!

     

    Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out.  I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.

     

    Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

     

    Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”.  You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal.  I have No clue how this place is still in business.

     

    Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room.  Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.

     

    Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today.  Seems nice.  He’s a Web Designer.

     

    Day 11 – Isolation is hard.  I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”

     

    Day 12 – I now realize why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides.  I think I just barked at a squirrel.

     

    Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

     

    Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm.  The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.

     

    Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?




    Thanks for sharing, Ron. These have now done the rounds with family and they all thoroughly appreciated them. 

    And like I shared the other day, good to see you back. 
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  • Canugghead
    Canugghead Posts: 13,644
    Image may contain possible text that says Thank God the virus cant move sideways BURE CHLPBALK
    canuckland
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  • GrateEggspectations
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    Some playing ideas for all you presentation kings and queens.


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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,338
    Sure wish my new Franklin Covey 2020 Planner had been printed on soft, absorbent paper.  

    “The best way to execute french cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken."

         -  Julia child

    Ogden, UT, USA

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