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A Christmas poem - “Twas The Night Before Trump”.

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  • BGEChicago
    BGEChicago Posts: 575
    This whole post :) 




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  • thetrim
    thetrim Posts: 11,387
    edited December 2018
    Hillary Haiku

    Hillary is $hit
    she covets power and kills
    pant suits cover cankles. 

    5-7-6.   close enough.  Army Won.  
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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    Who was Client #3 of Michael Cohen? I'll bet that guy has to be nervous.
    They/Them
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
     wow, did you write that Scottie?
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,988
    Y’all have desecrated my Christmas post. I just don’t understand why everything has to turn political. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,988
    I still love each and everyone of you though. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

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    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • thetrim
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    @SGH.  as they say, 80% of everything is political. The other 20% has to do with politics.  
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,988
    thetrim said:
    @SGH.  as they say, 80% of everything is political. The other 20% has to do with politics.  
    Sadly that seems to be the way of it brother Trim. 

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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    While I can appreciate the intent to have this not be a political post, but rather simply a Merry Christmas post, I am also capable of reading.

    Happy Holidays.
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

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  • nolaegghead
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,988
    DMW said:
    Happy Holidays.
    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you too brother D. That was exactly my intent of this post, simply to spread a little holiday cheer.  
    After all the negativity, I have decided not to post my new song “Glory, Glory Trumpelujah” here. It will just get desecrated as well. A shame really........

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  • SGH
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    nolaegghead said:

    Why do this to someone’s post? I don’t get it. I wouldn’t do this to one of y’all s post. 

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  • nolaegghead
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  • SGH
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    If anyone wants to hear my new Christmas song “Glory, Glory Trumpelujah” I’m going to post it on The Smoke Ring forum. 

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  • SGH
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    nolaegghead said:

    Pitiful and shameful........

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  • Markarm4119
    Markarm4119 Posts: 526
    where the "enlightened intellectuals" gather to write poetry .
    LBGE, and just enough knowledge and gadgets to be dangerous .
    Buford,Ga.
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  • DMW
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    nolaegghead said:

    That looks like a good dog. Not lazy like mine.



    They/Them
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Yes, good dogs don't poop on the bed.
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Markarm4119 said:
    where the "enlightened intellectuals" gather to write poetry .
    Lame^100
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  • BGEChicago
    BGEChicago Posts: 575
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  • Fred19Flintstone
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    Flint, Michigan
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  • SGH
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    Fred19Flintstone said:

    Brother Fred, of all the people I really thought you would enjoy the poem. 

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  • Rascal
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    Thank you, Loved It!!~~
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  • SGH
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    Rascal said:
    Thank you, Loved It!!~~
    Glad to hear it my friend. If you enjoyed Twas the Night before Trump, you will love Glory, Glory Trumpelujah. I will be posting it soon. Just trying to finish the last verse.  

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  • HeavyG
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    SGH said:
    Rascal said:
    Thank you, Loved It!!~~
    Glad to hear it my friend. If you enjoyed Twas the Night before Trump, you will love Glory, Glory Trumpelujah. I will be posting it soon. Just trying to finish the last verse.  
    It go anything like this:

    "Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Trump;
    He is deporting all the aliens from America, our soil;
    He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible high wall;
    His energy is marching on.
    Glory! Glory! Trumpelujah! Glory! Glory! Trumpelujah!
    Glory! Glory! Trumpelujah! The immigrants are marching out!"

    Google tells me this was from a couple of years ago - I'm sure that with your skills you can do much better!

    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    I shaved my face
    I shaved my balls
    I lifted a poem from the internet walls
    It's supposed to make friends
    but in the ends
    it's kinda horrible
    and it just makes me look..

    deplorable.
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Uy2jwJ4SI

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,676
    nolaegghead said:
    I shaved my face
    I shaved my balls
    I lifted a poem from the internet walls
    It's supposed to make friends
    but in the ends
    it's kinda horrible
    and it just makes me look..

    deplorable.
    Now that’s funny.  And accurate.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,676

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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