Wing Ding 3?

caliking said:

Looking forward to the upcoming wing shenanigans

We need some sort of primer to catch up though. Like who passes off their spouse's cook as their own, who wins with a store bought sauce, etc. I can't keep it all straight. 

theyolksonyou said:

blind99 said:

caliking said:

Looking forward to the upcoming wing shenanigans

We need some sort of primer to catch up though. Like who passes off their spouse's cook as their own, who wins with a store bought sauce, etc. I can't keep it all straight. 

the story changes based on the amount of bloody mary / bourbon / beer consumed.  at some point, the wives left these guys. b-rent just ordered wings from dominos.  there's no cookoff, i guarantee.

The fallacy in this story is that Brent doesn’t even show up. That, and the wives go inside because the men are drunken asses. 

Killit_and_Grillit said:

If all I have to do to keep her happy is sit in a back pew of a church, keep my mouth shut, and discreetly make comments about y’all s chicken wings for a few hours, I guess I can oblige. 

DoubleEgger said:

Killit_and_Grillit said:

If all I have to do to keep her happy is sit in a back pew of a church, keep my mouth shut, and discreetly make comments about y’all s chicken wings for a few hours, I guess I can oblige. 

The wife always tells me that being part of a family means that you have to do stuff that you don’t want to do. 

Jupiter Jim said:

northGAcock said:

DoubleEgger said:

caliking said:

Looking forward to the upcoming wing shenanigans

We need some sort of primer to catch up though. Like who passes off their spouse's cook as their own, who wins with a store bought sauce, etc. I can't keep it all straight. 

From my recollection: 

Robin imported some wing sauce that elevated him to victory against a bunch of scrubs. Bitterness ensued and still lingers like the thin haze of a Dead concert. Next year, a newcomer decides to introduce swine strips in an effort to sway the vote. Basically swine doping if you will. Whether or not the swine was purchased using illegal Russian funds is still under investigation. As far as spouses are concerned, Jeremiah does the cooking but is stingy with his food. Brechole is well documented so no need to beat that horse. Jason does the cooking but it’s always salty from the tears of defeat. Patty just does the best she can to keep Robin in line. 

First....above recap is accurate on all accounts. Secondly, the contest first year was won fair and square. I was well within the rules of the contest. Any one of them fools could have ordered Duff's wing sauce as I did. Sometimes a mans bitterness has a way of spreading like a wild fire when disappointment of defeat set in. Winning with this group, usually insures you want be the next year.....at whatever cost it takes to ensure. Jim can talk chit all he wants....he will go down this year. The sabotage crew will be out in full force. I however will continue to uphold the high standards and integrity as all ways. 

By the way....Party and I celebrate our 32nd anniversary today. Ain't she lucky?

Happy Happy Happy, 32nd to you both! and yes Robin your very lucky!

DoubleEgger your fired I have been worried that you would start talking about the $$$$$.

Kay and I won because of the swine and store bought BBQ sauce we used...….

I know why everyone else lost last year, yes you guessed it, they got drunk before they started cooking, It appeared that I was drinking but that bottle of Bacardi was full of water!!!!!!!

Yes sabotage is a real threat! they went light on me last year but that was before I won.

I intended to do the same cook this year because I felt bad for the others and figured if I came back with same wings I would loose! But when I announced my plan at Butt Blast I was told that wasn't allowed. So ok game on Boys! Guess they were so good last year the losers are afraid of them this year, go figure.

I have more to say but I'm getting a call from Russia!!!!!!! BY

YukonRon said:

Jupiter Jim said:

northGAcock said:

DoubleEgger said:

caliking said:

Looking forward to the upcoming wing shenanigans

We need some sort of primer to catch up though. Like who passes off their spouse's cook as their own, who wins with a store bought sauce, etc. I can't keep it all straight. 

From my recollection: 

Robin imported some wing sauce that elevated him to victory against a bunch of scrubs. Bitterness ensued and still lingers like the thin haze of a Dead concert. Next year, a newcomer decides to introduce swine strips in an effort to sway the vote. Basically swine doping if you will. Whether or not the swine was purchased using illegal Russian funds is still under investigation. As far as spouses are concerned, Jeremiah does the cooking but is stingy with his food. Brechole is well documented so no need to beat that horse. Jason does the cooking but it’s always salty from the tears of defeat. Patty just does the best she can to keep Robin in line. 

First....above recap is accurate on all accounts. Secondly, the contest first year was won fair and square. I was well within the rules of the contest. Any one of them fools could have ordered Duff's wing sauce as I did. Sometimes a mans bitterness has a way of spreading like a wild fire when disappointment of defeat set in. Winning with this group, usually insures you want be the next year.....at whatever cost it takes to ensure. Jim can talk chit all he wants....he will go down this year. The sabotage crew will be out in full force. I however will continue to uphold the high standards and integrity as all ways. 

By the way....Party and I celebrate our 32nd anniversary today. Ain't she lucky?

Happy Happy Happy, 32nd to you both! and yes Robin your very lucky!

DoubleEgger your fired I have been worried that you would start talking about the $$$$$.

Kay and I won because of the swine and store bought BBQ sauce we used...….

I know why everyone else lost last year, yes you guessed it, they got drunk before they started cooking, It appeared that I was drinking but that bottle of Bacardi was full of water!!!!!!!

Yes sabotage is a real threat! they went light on me last year but that was before I won.

I intended to do the same cook this year because I felt bad for the others and figured if I came back with same wings I would loose! But when I announced my plan at Butt Blast I was told that wasn't allowed. So ok game on Boys! Guess they were so good last year the losers are afraid of them this year, go figure.

I have more to say but I'm getting a call from Russia!!!!!!! BY

My wings will be so good, after my overwhelming victory, y'all will want to clean out my garage so you can move in with us.

You only won, because I was not there.

By the way, what are the rules?

Jupiter Jim said:

Well Ron you seem very confident! only time will tell.

I have been asking for the rules for well over a year! Good luck on getting an answer, only rule I know of is I can't bring back my winning wings!

I really think your only chance is to bring Bourbon Slushies and keep it flowing!!!!!!!

May the best man win, I only say that because Nichole won't be there.

YukonRon said:

Jupiter Jim said:

northGAcock said:

DoubleEgger said:

caliking said:

Looking forward to the upcoming wing shenanigans

We need some sort of primer to catch up though. Like who passes off their spouse's cook as their own, who wins with a store bought sauce, etc. I can't keep it all straight. 

From my recollection: 

Robin imported some wing sauce that elevated him to victory against a bunch of scrubs. Bitterness ensued and still lingers like the thin haze of a Dead concert. Next year, a newcomer decides to introduce swine strips in an effort to sway the vote. Basically swine doping if you will. Whether or not the swine was purchased using illegal Russian funds is still under investigation. As far as spouses are concerned, Jeremiah does the cooking but is stingy with his food. Brechole is well documented so no need to beat that horse. Jason does the cooking but it’s always salty from the tears of defeat. Patty just does the best she can to keep Robin in line. 

First....above recap is accurate on all accounts. Secondly, the contest first year was won fair and square. I was well within the rules of the contest. Any one of them fools could have ordered Duff's wing sauce as I did. Sometimes a mans bitterness has a way of spreading like a wild fire when disappointment of defeat set in. Winning with this group, usually insures you want be the next year.....at whatever cost it takes to ensure. Jim can talk chit all he wants....he will go down this year. The sabotage crew will be out in full force. I however will continue to uphold the high standards and integrity as all ways. 

By the way....Party and I celebrate our 32nd anniversary today. Ain't she lucky?

Happy Happy Happy, 32nd to you both! and yes Robin your very lucky!

DoubleEgger your fired I have been worried that you would start talking about the $$$$$.

Kay and I won because of the swine and store bought BBQ sauce we used...….

I know why everyone else lost last year, yes you guessed it, they got drunk before they started cooking, It appeared that I was drinking but that bottle of Bacardi was full of water!!!!!!!

Yes sabotage is a real threat! they went light on me last year but that was before I won.

I intended to do the same cook this year because I felt bad for the others and figured if I came back with same wings I would loose! But when I announced my plan at Butt Blast I was told that wasn't allowed. So ok game on Boys! Guess they were so good last year the losers are afraid of them this year, go figure.

I have more to say but I'm getting a call from Russia!!!!!!! BY

My wings will be so good, after my overwhelming victory, y'all will want to clean out my garage so you can move in with us.

You only won, because I was not there.

By the way, what are the rules?

YukonRon said:

northGAcock said:

YukonRon said:

Jupiter Jim said:

northGAcock said:

DoubleEgger said:

caliking said:

Looking forward to the upcoming wing shenanigans

We need some sort of primer to catch up though. Like who passes off their spouse's cook as their own, who wins with a store bought sauce, etc. I can't keep it all straight. 

From my recollection: 

Robin imported some wing sauce that elevated him to victory against a bunch of scrubs. Bitterness ensued and still lingers like the thin haze of a Dead concert. Next year, a newcomer decides to introduce swine strips in an effort to sway the vote. Basically swine doping if you will. Whether or not the swine was purchased using illegal Russian funds is still under investigation. As far as spouses are concerned, Jeremiah does the cooking but is stingy with his food. Brechole is well documented so no need to beat that horse. Jason does the cooking but it’s always salty from the tears of defeat. Patty just does the best she can to keep Robin in line. 

First....above recap is accurate on all accounts. Secondly, the contest first year was won fair and square. I was well within the rules of the contest. Any one of them fools could have ordered Duff's wing sauce as I did. Sometimes a mans bitterness has a way of spreading like a wild fire when disappointment of defeat set in. Winning with this group, usually insures you want be the next year.....at whatever cost it takes to ensure. Jim can talk chit all he wants....he will go down this year. The sabotage crew will be out in full force. I however will continue to uphold the high standards and integrity as all ways. 

By the way....Party and I celebrate our 32nd anniversary today. Ain't she lucky?

Happy Happy Happy, 32nd to you both! and yes Robin your very lucky!

DoubleEgger your fired I have been worried that you would start talking about the $$$$$.

Kay and I won because of the swine and store bought BBQ sauce we used...….

I know why everyone else lost last year, yes you guessed it, they got drunk before they started cooking, It appeared that I was drinking but that bottle of Bacardi was full of water!!!!!!!

Yes sabotage is a real threat! they went light on me last year but that was before I won.

I intended to do the same cook this year because I felt bad for the others and figured if I came back with same wings I would loose! But when I announced my plan at Butt Blast I was told that wasn't allowed. So ok game on Boys! Guess they were so good last year the losers are afraid of them this year, go figure.

I have more to say but I'm getting a call from Russia!!!!!!! BY

My wings will be so good, after my overwhelming victory, y'all will want to clean out my garage so you can move in with us.

You only won, because I was not there.

By the way, what are the rules?

Ron.....the rules will be made up as they go.

I am liking my odds even better.

YukonRon said:

DoubleEgger said:

YukonRon said:

Jupiter Jim said:

northGAcock said:

DoubleEgger said:

caliking said:

Looking forward to the upcoming wing shenanigans

We need some sort of primer to catch up though. Like who passes off their spouse's cook as their own, who wins with a store bought sauce, etc. I can't keep it all straight. 

From my recollection: 

Robin imported some wing sauce that elevated him to victory against a bunch of scrubs. Bitterness ensued and still lingers like the thin haze of a Dead concert. Next year, a newcomer decides to introduce swine strips in an effort to sway the vote. Basically swine doping if you will. Whether or not the swine was purchased using illegal Russian funds is still under investigation. As far as spouses are concerned, Jeremiah does the cooking but is stingy with his food. Brechole is well documented so no need to beat that horse. Jason does the cooking but it’s always salty from the tears of defeat. Patty just does the best she can to keep Robin in line. 

First....above recap is accurate on all accounts. Secondly, the contest first year was won fair and square. I was well within the rules of the contest. Any one of them fools could have ordered Duff's wing sauce as I did. Sometimes a mans bitterness has a way of spreading like a wild fire when disappointment of defeat set in. Winning with this group, usually insures you want be the next year.....at whatever cost it takes to ensure. Jim can talk chit all he wants....he will go down this year. The sabotage crew will be out in full force. I however will continue to uphold the high standards and integrity as all ways. 

By the way....Party and I celebrate our 32nd anniversary today. Ain't she lucky?

Happy Happy Happy, 32nd to you both! and yes Robin your very lucky!

DoubleEgger your fired I have been worried that you would start talking about the $$$$$.

Kay and I won because of the swine and store bought BBQ sauce we used...….

I know why everyone else lost last year, yes you guessed it, they got drunk before they started cooking, It appeared that I was drinking but that bottle of Bacardi was full of water!!!!!!!

Yes sabotage is a real threat! they went light on me last year but that was before I won.

I intended to do the same cook this year because I felt bad for the others and figured if I came back with same wings I would loose! But when I announced my plan at Butt Blast I was told that wasn't allowed. So ok game on Boys! Guess they were so good last year the losers are afraid of them this year, go figure.

I have more to say but I'm getting a call from Russia!!!!!!! BY

My wings will be so good, after my overwhelming victory, y'all will want to clean out my garage so you can move in with us.

You only won, because I was not there.

By the way, what are the rules?

Eveeybody knows you’ll have some wings coated in peach preserves 

Nope, double secret sauce, only used for world championship cooks.

You would have to be there to taste the best wings anyone will ever eat.

No bacon, no ordered in sauce, just heaven.

Oh yeah, and the winner, as always.

Jeremiah said:

JRWhitee said:

We may be able to make it this year. 

That’s awesome Jim! We’d love to have y’all to Aiken. #betterhaveyourwingrecipedown