Wing Ding 3?

northGAcock

northGAcock said:

Killit_and_Grillit said:

northGAcock said:. 

If and when Adam comes to SC....we will alert the athourities.

Hey Robin. Did you ever hear the joke about the tie dyed hippie and the MP who got pulled over in South Carolina?

(I didn’t want to spoil the ending, but at the recommendation from the brotherhood one of them gets a cavity search for illegal substances)

Bring it....

I talked to Party regarding a WD Platter to bring over (and back) for the computing. It’s like saying....paint me a platter.

YukonRon

Thanks Robin, and thank Patty too. Tie dyed, I am assuming? It will look perfect in my trophy room.

Jeremiah

@JohnInCarolina
@DoubleEgger
@JRWhitee
@piney

Many chances y’all might join us this year?

theyolksonyou

What?  You not even gonna ask @bgebrent err Nichole?

Jeremiah

theyolksonyou said:

What?  You not even gonna ask @bgebrent err Nichole?

They’ve long since pulled out. #terribleexcuses #shesthecook #doesheevenlighttheeggforher?

theyolksonyou

DoubleEgger

Unfortunately my social activities coordinator made plans for the weekend a while back. 

theyolksonyou

DoubleEgger said:

Unfortunately my social activities coordinator made plans for the weekend a while back. 

See my previous post. L

Jeremiah

DoubleEgger said:

Unfortunately my social activities coordinator made plans for the weekend a while back. 

Let me guess, you’re assisting the local eye doc with scheduled Saturday surgery?

JohnInCarolina

Jeremiah said:

@JohnInCarolina
@DoubleEgger
@JRWhitee
@piney

Many chances y’all might join us this year?

I’ll be there.  You can count me in.

Jeremiah

Awesome @JohnInCarolina we will
look forward to your losing wings!

JohnInCarolina

Jeremiah said:

Awesome @JohnInCarolina we will
look forward to your losing wings!

If you’re not first, you’re last!

Jupiter Jim

Killit_and_Grillit said:

Jeremiah said:

Oh there will be participation trophies, as participating mean you manned up and showed up... @bgebrent @Killit_and_Grillit ...

Dont get sassy with me, @Jeremiah. If I wasn’t actively in a family wedding...Is bring that Nashville heat and whoop dat azz. (I can’t speak for the “oh I have emergency surgery on a Saturday” excuse.)

Also, note for next year: In Tennessee we don’t need to wrap our wings in bacon to win competitions. 

So says the NO SHOW! Your just jealous...……………….

DoubleEgger

Here’s a sneak peak at next year’s Wing Ding. I can’t decide if Johnny Tyler is Jupiter Jim or the Hippie. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6RrFxOHbHn0

YukonRon

@Killit_and_Grillit

C'mon Adam.
Shid, I cancelled and sold my tix to Gary Clark Jr., at Red Rocks, for this event.
Schedules can be changed. Unless, of course, your favorite sister in law is getting married and you just have to attend.
I am laughing so hard I dropped my breakfast burrito.
Are you doing the flowers?

Jupiter Jim

YukonRon said:

Thanks Robin, and thank Patty too. Tie dyed, I am assuming? It will look perfect in my trophy room.

Your such a Dreamer!!!!!!

thetrim

DoubleEgger said:

Here’s a sneak peak at next year’s Wing Ding. I can’t decide if Johnny Tyler is Jupiter Jim or the Hippie. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6RrFxOHbHn0

Yeah, well I see you didn't show the next scene where that guy comes back into the bar and kills Kurt Russell with a lawnmower blade.

DoubleEgger

thetrim said:

DoubleEgger said:

Here’s a sneak peak at next year’s Wing Ding. I can’t decide if Johnny Tyler is Jupiter Jim or the Hippie. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6RrFxOHbHn0

Yeah, well I see you didn't show the next scene where that guy comes back into the bar and kills Kurt Russell with a lawnmower blade.

“Wyatt, I am rolling” 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dF8r3DhudHM

caliking

Looking forward to the upcoming wing shenanigans

We need some sort of primer to catch up though. Like who passes off their spouse's cook as their own, who wins with a store bought sauce, etc. I can't keep it all straight. 

DoubleEgger

caliking said:

Looking forward to the upcoming wing shenanigans

We need some sort of primer to catch up though. Like who passes off their spouse's cook as their own, who wins with a store bought sauce, etc. I can't keep it all straight. 

From my recollection: 

Robin imported some wing sauce that elevated him to victory against a bunch of scrubs. Bitterness ensued and still lingers like the thin haze of a Dead concert. Next year, a newcomer decides to introduce swine strips in an effort to sway the vote. Basically swine doping if you will. Whether or not the swine was purchased using illegal Russian funds is still under investigation. As far as spouses are concerned, Jeremiah does the cooking but is stingy with his food. Brechole is well documented so no need to beat that horse. Jason does the cooking but it’s always salty from the tears of defeat. Patty just does the best she can to keep Robin in line. 

northGAcock

DoubleEgger said:

caliking said:

Looking forward to the upcoming wing shenanigans

We need some sort of primer to catch up though. Like who passes off their spouse's cook as their own, who wins with a store bought sauce, etc. I can't keep it all straight. 

From my recollection: 

Robin imported some wing sauce that elevated him to victory against a bunch of scrubs. Bitterness ensued and still lingers like the thin haze of a Dead concert. Next year, a newcomer decides to introduce swine strips in an effort to sway the vote. Basically swine doping if you will. Whether or not the swine was purchased using illegal Russian funds is still under investigation. As far as spouses are concerned, Jeremiah does the cooking but is stingy with his food. Brechole is well documented so no need to beat that horse. Jason does the cooking but it’s always salty from the tears of defeat. Patty just does the best she can to keep Robin in line. 

First....above recap is accurate on all accounts. Secondly, the contest first year was won fair and square. I was well within the rules of the contest. Any one of them fools could have ordered Duff's wing sauce as I did. Sometimes a mans bitterness has a way of spreading like a wild fire when disappointment of defeat set in. Winning with this group, usually insures you want be the next year.....at whatever cost it takes to ensure. Jim can talk chit all he wants....he will go down this year. The sabotage crew will be out in full force. I however will continue to uphold the high standards and integrity as all ways. 

By the way....Party and I celebrate our 32nd anniversary today. Ain't she lucky?

bgebrent

Happy anniversary you old hippy.  And you are indeed lucky she puts up wit you chit.

northGAcock

 bgebrent said:

Happy anniversary you old hippy.  And you are indeed lucky she puts up wit you chit.

Yeah...gonna cost me a meal at some fancy place with table linens and napkins. 

DoubleEgger

northGAcock said:

 bgebrent said:

Happy anniversary you old hippy.  And you are indeed lucky she puts up wit you chit.

Yeah...gonna cost me a meal at some fancy place with table linens and napkins. 

No earrings? 

Killit_and_Grillit

YukonRon said:

@Killit_and_Grillit

C'mon Adam.
Shid, I cancelled and sold my tix to Gary Clark Jr., at Red Rocks, for this event.
Schedules can be changed. Unless, of course, your favorite sister in law is getting married and you just have to attend.
I am laughing so hard I dropped my breakfast burrito.
Are you doing the flowers?

Tread lightly @YukonRon I’m already very unstable about this event as it is. The sheer sticker shock alone for what they’re paying makes me want to go tell my FIL I want a compensation check for the difference in our weddings...

And i could take that check and buy a house boat. 

NC_Egghead

By the way....Party and I celebrate our 32nd anniversary today. Ain't she lucky?

Congrats to you both. Go Pirates!

jeffwit

Killit_and_Grillit said:

YukonRon said:

@Killit_and_Grillit

C'mon Adam.
Shid, I cancelled and sold my tix to Gary Clark Jr., at Red Rocks, for this event.
Schedules can be changed. Unless, of course, your favorite sister in law is getting married and you just have to attend.
I am laughing so hard I dropped my breakfast burrito.
Are you doing the flowers?

Tread lightly @YukonRon I’m already very unstable about this event as it is. The sheer sticker shock alone for what they’re paying makes me want to go tell my FIL I want a compensation check for the difference in our weddings...

And i could take that check and buy a house boat. 

Will you record that conversation, please?

northGAcock

Nope! Year of the card!

DoubleEgger

northGAcock said:

Nope! Year of the card!

That’s every year according to Party 

Killit_and_Grillit

@jeffwit **** I will go Facebook live with that conversation. 

Im so over this circus it’s not even entertaining as a bystander.