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I would tell a steak joke

jimdgreat1

jimdgreat1 Posts: 175

June 2018 in EggHead Forum

but they are never well done.

XLBGE - LBGE - Charbroil gasgrill

Wichita Kansas

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HendersonTRKing Posts: 1,803

June 2018

Sometimes, but it’s rare.

It's a 302 thing . . .
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northGAcock Posts: 15,173

June 2018 edited June 2018

I read this while driving on the highway and ended up in the medium.

Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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jeffwit Posts: 1,348

June 2018

northGAcock said:

I read this on the highway and ended up on the medium.

Well.

Jefferson, GA
XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs.
“Honey, we bought a farm.”
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JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,687

June 2018

Well this thread has really raised the steaks for puns around here.

"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629

June 2018

Stick a fork in it it's done.

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Flying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL
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dmchicago Posts: 4,519

June 2018

northGAcock said:

I read this while driving on the highway and ended up in the medium.

Good thing you didn't get T-Boned.

Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX
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dmchicago Posts: 4,519

June 2018

My wife said if I keep spending all our money on meat, we'll end up in the Porterhouse.

Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX
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Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326

June 2018

dmchicago said:

northGAcock said:

I read this while driving on the highway and ended up in the medium.

Good thing you didn't get T-Boned.

I bet he just nearly skirted that catastrophe.

"Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."
South of Nashville, TN
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jeffwit Posts: 1,348

June 2018

I love dad jokes.

Jefferson, GA
XL BGE, MM, Things to flip meat over and stuff
Wife, 3 kids, 5 dogs, 4 cats, 12 chickens, 2 goats, 2 pigs.
“Honey, we bought a farm.”
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dmchicago Posts: 4,519

June 2018

Killit_and_Grillit said:

dmchicago said:

northGAcock said:

I read this while driving on the highway and ended up in the medium.

Good thing you didn't get T-Boned.

I bet he just nearly skirted that catastrophe.

I wonder if he was driving on the A-1.

Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX
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Rascal Posts: 3,923

June 2018

These jokes are bloody awful!!~~

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EggMcMic Posts: 340

June 2018

Making me feel blue...

EggMcMcc
Central Illinois
First L BGE July 2016, RecTec, Traeger, Weber, Campchef
Second BGE, a MMX, February 2017
Third BGE, another large, May, 2017
Added another griddle (BassPro) December 2017
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GrillSgt Posts: 2,507

June 2018

Sorry you filet that way.

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JRWhitee Posts: 5,678

June 2018

Went to NY looking for a Bone-In Strip

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DoubleEgger Posts: 19,155

June 2018

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rBxccL-c0_Q

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JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,687

June 2018

This thread is starting to look like a terrible, terrible misteak.

"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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saluki2007 Posts: 6,354

June 2018

JohnInCarolina said:

This thread is starting to look like a terrible, terrible misteak.

Maybe we should start chasing some skirt?

Large and Small BGE
Central, IL

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theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459

June 2018

This is a real cliff hanger.

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theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459

June 2018

JRWhitee said:

Went to NY looking for a Bone-In Strip

Did you check at the flat iron building?

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Rascal Posts: 3,923

June 2018

This thread should be chucked!!

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lkapigian Posts: 11,549

June 2018

DoubleEgger said:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rBxccL-c0_Q

Thats Funny

https://youtu.be/rBxccL-c0_Q

Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
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SSQUAL612 Posts: 1,186

June 2018

jimdgreat1 said:

but they are never well done.

They are well done if you're from Kentucky and they're 1/2" Steaks.

Tyler, TX XL BGE 2016, KJ Classic 2019, MES, 18.5 WSM, Akorn Jr, 36"&17" Black Stone, Adj Rig, Woo, Grill Grates, SS Smokeware Cap, KAB, FB 300, Thermapen
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Doc_Eggerton Posts: 5,321

June 2018

Since I've gone vegetarian I've got no steak in this conversation.

XXL #82 out of the first 100, XLGE X 2, LBGE (gave this one to daughter 1.0) , MBGE (now in the hands of iloveagoodyoke daughter 2.0) and lots of toys

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theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459

June 2018

How do I get better service in this restaurant?

Maybe you should tri tip

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mEGG_My_Day Posts: 1,661

June 2018

JohnInCarolina said:

This thread is starting to look like a terrible, terrible misteak.

No - they're just poking you in the rib-I know its kinda lame.

Memphis, TN

LBGE, 2 SBGE, Hasty-Bake Gourmet
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northGAcock Posts: 15,173

June 2018

JRWhitee said:

Went to NY looking for a Bone-In Strip

Is that anything like a landing strip?

Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
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The Cen-Tex Smoker Posts: 23,179

June 2018

New York Strip

Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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SamIAm2 Posts: 1,997

June 2018

I’m primed for the next steak joke.

Ubi panis, ibi patria.
Large - Roswell rig, MiniMax-PS Woo; Cocoa, Fl.
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Botch Posts: 17,351

June 2018

My migñons have kept this going, admirably...

“I'll have what she's having."
-Rob Reiner's mother!
Ogden, UT, USA

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womaus Posts: 256

June 2018

Maybe we oughta just mooooove on from this....and I've gotta to my my daughter's wedding anyway. She's going to marry Nate.

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