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OT - Not Misused, But Funny Phrases Nonetheless - OT
Fred19Flintstone
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My grandpa and Mom would say “it’s better than a kick in the pants.”Fred19Flintstone said:
My Mom was fond of this one.“There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.”
Coach Finstock Teen Wolf -
My grandparents were extremely poor and my grandmother’s way of saying “don’t be a sucker” was “don’t take no wooden nickels”.
As a matter of fact, the last words my grandmother ever said to me were “Don’t take no wooden nickels”. Silly little phrase, but has great meaning to me nowXL & MM BGE, 36" Blackstone - Newport News, VA -
Working construction all of those years I heard a lot of them, most rather R rated. A PG 13 one is " Don't pee on my head and tell me that it's raining".
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From one of my favorite Clint Eastwood movies. Good one!
Flint, Michigan -
Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution...
Large & Small BGE
Stockton Ca.
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_______________________________________________XLBGE
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"When you have a big nail, you need a big hammer."
- anytime someone mentions my fat ass“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”
- Mark Twain
Ogden, UT, USA
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When dealing with somone nit picking..."You're seperating fly shxt from pepper"---and if they have no idea what they are talking about..."You're trying to seperate fly shxt from pepper in a coal mine"LBGE, Weber Summit 4 burner--Philadelphia, PA
Syracuse U., Yankees, E-A-G-L-E-S
Old Indian saying...When riding a dead horse, by all means dismount... -
How about these : your Stalin's like a dog sh@$@#!g a peach seed, and when someone is BSsing you : try spreading that on a cracker and eating it !LBGE, and just enough knowledge and gadgets to be dangerous .
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I use picking fly shît from the pepper shaker a lot. People being picky when unnecessary.PatrickJ117 said:When dealing with somone nit picking..."You're seperating fly shxt from pepper"---and if they have no idea what they are talking about..."You're trying to seperate fly shxt from pepper in a coal mine" -
Hotter than two rats fvcking in a wool sock.
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Or a fresh fvcked fox in a forest fire.DoubleEgger said:Hotter than two rats fvcking in a wool sock.
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My dad's one growing up was "That's as useful as tits on a bull"
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on a positive note: Handy as a pocket on a shirt.
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I grew up painting houses with my father in the summers. Whenever we finished a job, my Dad would tell the owner “Looks good from my house!”"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
I remember going on vacation with my parents as a young boy and stopping at a service station when they actually provided services. The attendant checked the oil in the car and came to the window and told my dad “she’s full as a tick on a St. Bernard”. Funny how that has stuck with me for 50+ years.Greenwood, IN | XL BGE | Weber Genesis | Blackstone 28 | bunch of accessories
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My wife is from the beautiful Prince Edward Island. One of my favorites is that an early riser is said to be up "before crow piss".
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I had a boss for a job while in college that would always remind us: "You can't soar with the Eagles if you Hoot with the owls!"Steve
XL, Mini Max, and a 22" Blackstone in Cincinnati, Ohio -
"If your Aunt had a d!ck she'd be your Uncle"
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When your trying to coral a group-
Like herding cats
Or putting socks on an octopus
Out late at a bar-
A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2Greensboro, NC -
theyolksonyou said:
Or a fresh fvcked fox in a forest fire.DoubleEgger said:Hotter than two rats fvcking in a wool sock.
Hotter than a four-balled tomcat
Hotter than a two-peckered billy goat -
She's built like a brick sh!t house!Steve
XL, Mini Max, and a 22" Blackstone in Cincinnati, Ohio -
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A buddy of mine actually used this line at the bars...
Baby, I'd dribble a basketball through a mine field just to hear you fart on a walkie talkie. -
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
easy...as in "can of corn"
and one of my favorites..."coyote ugly" love the backstory behind that phrase.Signal Mountain, TN -
My Granddad would always say - with a clean plate - "That was almost good enough to eat"
Nervous as a whore in church
Uglier than a sack of a**holesNW IA
2 LBGE, 1 SBGE, 22.5 WSM, 1 Smokey Joe and Black Stone
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Can of corn expression was born out of the old general store days. They kept the canned corn on the top shelf and the stock boy would knock it off and catch it in the hand basket. Can of corn catch.TN_Egger said:Dumber than a bag of hammers.
easy...as in "can of corn"
and one of my favorites..."coyote ugly" love the backstory behind that phrase. -
Does a fish fart bubbles?
Does a bear ***t in the woods?
The solution to this problem should be intuitively obvious, even to the most casual observer.
***k you and your little white fluffy dog.
Good looks fade but dumb is forever.
Smart as a box of rocks.
Your breath is so bad it would back a buzzard off a ***t wagon.
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Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes clear to the bone.
If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt when he hopped.
throwing it up a hog's ahole(wasting money)
You can't get on your feet until you get off your a$$.
Go get me a can of spotted paint. -
Is a pig's a$$ pork???1voyager said:
Does a fish fart bubbles?
Does a bear ***t in the woods?
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