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OT - Not Misused, But Funny Phrases Nonetheless - OT


My Mom was fond of this one.
Flint, Michigan
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  • Hans61Hans61 Posts: 3,409

    My Mom was fond of this one.
    My grandpa and Mom would say “it’s better than a kick in the pants.”
    “There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.”
    Coach Finstock Teen Wolf
  • Working construction all of those years I heard a lot of them, most rather R rated. A PG 13 one is " Don't pee on my head and tell me that it's raining". 
  • From one of my favorite Clint Eastwood movies.  Good one!

    Flint, Michigan
  • bud812 said:
     =) 


    _______________________________________________

    XLBGE 
  • BotchBotch Posts: 6,335
    "When you have a big nail, you need a big hammer."
     
        - anytime someone mentions my fat ass
    _____________________________________________
     
    Live fast, die young, and leave a well-marbled corpse.  
     
    Ogden, Utard.  
  • When dealing with somone nit picking..."You're seperating fly shxt from pepper"---and if they have no idea what they are talking about..."You're trying to seperate fly shxt from pepper in a coal mine"
    LBGE, Weber Summit 4 burner--Philadelphia, PA
    Syracuse U., Yankees, E-A-G-L-E-S

    Old Indian saying...When riding a dead horse, by all means dismount...
  • How about these : your Stalin's like a dog [email protected]$@#!g a peach seed, and when someone is BSsing you : try spreading that on a cracker and eating it !
    LBGE, and just enough knowledge and gadgets to be dangerous .
    Buford,Ga.
  • When dealing with somone nit picking..."You're seperating fly shxt from pepper"---and if they have no idea what they are talking about..."You're trying to seperate fly shxt from pepper in a coal mine"
    I use picking fly shît from the pepper shaker a lot. People being picky when unnecessary. 
    Jason NW GA- home of carpet and Mexican restaurants
    LBGE, MM, BS (Blackstone and the other kind)
    One sorry Labrador

    My chili did not suck. 
  • DoubleEggerDoubleEgger Posts: 11,958
    edited November 2017
    Hotter than two rats fvcking in a wool sock. 
  • Hotter than two rats fvcking in a wool sock. 
    Or a fresh fvcked fox in a forest fire. 
    Jason NW GA- home of carpet and Mexican restaurants
    LBGE, MM, BS (Blackstone and the other kind)
    One sorry Labrador

    My chili did not suck. 
  • My dad's one growing up was "That's as useful as tits on a bull"
  • TRGTRG Posts: 2
    on a positive note:  Handy as a pocket on a shirt.
  • I grew up painting houses with my father in the summers.  Whenever we finished a job, my Dad would tell the owner “Looks good from my house!”  
    "If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots." - NdGT

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - DT


  • EggarooEggaroo Posts: 411
    I remember going on vacation with my parents as a young boy and stopping at a service station when they actually provided services. The attendant checked the oil in the car and came to the window and told my dad “she’s full as a tick on a St. Bernard”. Funny how that has stuck with me for 50+ years. 
    Greenwood, IN | XL BGE | Weber Genesis | Blackstone 28 | bunch of accessories  =)
  • GrillSgtGrillSgt Posts: 1,724
    My wife is from the beautiful Prince Edward Island. One of my favorites is that an early riser is said to be up "before crow piss".
    Woodford & Barren Co. KY

    LBGE, XLBGE, 2 Weber Genesis, Weber 22" kettle

    I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

  • YEMTreyYEMTrey Posts: 5,669
    edited November 2017
    I had a boss for a job while in college that would always remind us:  "You can't soar with the Eagles if you Hoot with the owls!"
    Steve 
    XL, Mini Max, and a 22" Blackstone in Cincinnati, Ohio

  • "If your Aunt had a d!ck she'd be your Uncle"
  • WolfpackWolfpack Posts: 2,650
    When your trying to coral a group-

    Like herding cats

    Or putting socks on an octopus

    Out late at a bar-

    A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2
    Greensboro, NC
  • stlcharcoalstlcharcoal Posts: 3,066
    Hotter than two rats fvcking in a wool sock. 
    Or a fresh fvcked fox in a forest fire. 

    Hotter than a four-balled tomcat

    Hotter than a two-peckered billy goat 
  • YEMTreyYEMTrey Posts: 5,669
    She's built like a brick sh!t house!
    Steve 
    XL, Mini Max, and a 22" Blackstone in Cincinnati, Ohio

  • "Great gobs of hogwash!"

    In a full time state of entropious nebulinity as Head Brewmeister and Chief Flatulator @ Rancho Loco Brewery and Flatutorium, Kirkland, TN

  • DoubleEggerDoubleEgger Posts: 11,958
    A buddy of mine actually used this line at the bars...

    Baby, I'd dribble a basketball through a mine field just to hear you fart on a walkie talkie. 
  • TN_EggerTN_Egger Posts: 500
    edited November 2017
    Dumber than a bag of hammers.  

    easy...as in "can of corn"

    and one of my favorites..."coyote ugly"  love the backstory behind that phrase.

    A BGE chiminea, a small and a 17" BS in Las Cruces, NM

  • My Granddad would always say - with a clean plate - "That was almost good enough to eat"

    Nervous as a whore in church

    Uglier than a sack of a**holes

    NW IA

    2 LBGE, 1 SBGE, 22.5 WSM, 1 Smokey Joe

  • pgprescottpgprescott Posts: 10,535
    TN_Egger said:
    Dumber than a bag of hammers.  

    easy...as in "can of corn"

    and one of my favorites..."coyote ugly"  love the backstory behind that phrase.
    Can of corn expression was born out of the old general store days. They kept the canned corn on the top shelf and the stock boy would knock it off and catch it in the hand basket. Can of corn catch. 
  • 1voyager1voyager Posts: 304
    edited November 2017

    Does a fish fart bubbles?

    Does a bear ***t in the woods?

    The solution to this problem should be intuitively obvious, even to the most casual observer.

    ***k you and your little white fluffy dog.

    Good looks fade but dumb is forever.

    Smart as a box of rocks.

    Your breath is so bad it would back a buzzard off a ***t wagon.


    Somewhere in Colorado
    LBGE, PGS A40 Gasser
  • Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes clear to the bone.

    If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt when he hopped.

    throwing it up a hog's ahole(wasting money)

    You can't get on your feet until you get off your a$$.

    Go get me a can of spotted paint.
  • stlcharcoalstlcharcoal Posts: 3,066
    1voyager said:

    Does a fish fart bubbles?

    Does a bear ***t in the woods?

    Is a pig's a$$ pork???
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