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OT - What are you doing right now?

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  • pgprescott
    pgprescott Posts: 14,544
    DMW said:
    Focker said:
    5th grade common core math will drive one to drink.

    The answer is 42.
    I thought it was whatever you want it to be. 
  • bucky925
    bucky925 Posts: 2,050
    Focker said:
    5th grade common core math will drive one to drink.

    And that's why my lovely wife taught 2nd grade.  Kindergarden's didnt't know how to line up, 2nd graders were still small enough she could pick them up and put them in their place.  4th graders were starting common core math.  She retired at 50!

    The best things in life are not things.  

  • northGAcock
    northGAcock Posts: 15,173
    DMW said:
    Focker said:
    5th grade common core math will drive one to drink.

    The answer is 42.
    You do that without a slide rule?
    Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,627
    Saw this today, also learned it is not a joke.  Its a legit 90s edition Pontiac styled by McLaren.


    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    bucky925 said:
    Focker said:
    5th grade common core math will drive one to drink.

    And that's why my lovely wife taught 2nd grade.  Kindergarden's didnt't know how to line up, 2nd graders were still small enough she could pick them up and put them in their place.  4th graders were starting common core math.  She retired at 50!
    2nd, 3rd is perfect.  All uphill battles after that, parents too.

    Retiring at 5-0 is nice!  You both enjoy every minute of it.
    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    I have a feeling the core doesn't matter much when it comes to drinking.
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  • Wife is out of town for a couple of days, so I'm in charge of the kiddos. It's pretty quiet right now - they're all asleep, so I'm just checking out some of their toys, puttering around.  

    The oldest daughter has a pretty cool water bottle - this thing holds ice better than my Yeti!


    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • pgprescott
    pgprescott Posts: 14,544
    Wife is out of town for a couple of days, so I'm in charge of the kiddos. It's pretty quiet right now - they're all asleep, so I'm just checking out some of their toys, puttering around.  

    The oldest daughter has a pretty cool water bottle - this thing holds ice better than my Yeti!


    Nice bracelet on your wrist! Just don’t see those much these days. 
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    I've heard of them bracelet jewelry time tellin contraptions.  Have you travelled into the future, son?
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  • Wife is out of town for a couple of days, so I'm in charge of the kiddos. It's pretty quiet right now - they're all asleep, so I'm just checking out some of their toys, puttering around.  

    The oldest daughter has a pretty cool water bottle - this thing holds ice better than my Yeti!


    Nice bracelet on your wrist! Just don’t see those much these days. 
    Thanks Pete - it was a gift.  I just hope I don't have to sell it.  I'm a little short on cash these days.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    John, i just wired you $42.  Hope all is well.
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,141
    Saw this today, also learned it is not a joke.  Its a legit 90s edition Pontiac styled by McLaren.


    That's like finding out you're getting a new Armani wardrobe only to find out it's Emporio Armani 
  • WeberWho
    WeberWho Posts: 11,521
    Wife is out of town for a couple of days, so I'm in charge of the kiddos. It's pretty quiet right now - they're all asleep, so I'm just checking out some of their toys, puttering around.  

    The oldest daughter has a pretty cool water bottle - this thing holds ice better than my Yeti!


    I want to know more about that nose candy in the background? ;) 
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,141
    WeberWho said:
    Wife is out of town for a couple of days, so I'm in charge of the kiddos. It's pretty quiet right now - they're all asleep, so I'm just checking out some of their toys, puttering around.  

    The oldest daughter has a pretty cool water bottle - this thing holds ice better than my Yeti!


    I want to know more about that nose candy in the background? ;) 
    He's moonlighting as the new Dolphins o line coach. 
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Looks like your typical snortable AT&T logo...
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  • Oops
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • tarheelmatt
    tarheelmatt Posts: 9,867
    The role models here are strong. One getting tipsy while doing math homework and another doing blow when the kids lay down. 
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,627
    edited October 2017
    The role models here are strong. One getting tipsy while doing math homework and another doing blow when the kids lay down. 
    This observation is in the lead for internet win 2night.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    The role models here are strong. One getting tipsy while doing math homework and another doing blow when the kids lay down. 
    This observation is in the lead for internet win 2night.
    I don't understand your presumably "millennial" slang.
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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    The role models here are strong. One getting tipsy while doing math homework and another doing blow when the kids lay down. 
    This observation is in the lead for internet win 2night.

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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,627
    edited October 2017
    The role models here are strong. One getting tipsy while doing math homework and another doing blow when the kids lay down. 
    This observation is in the lead for internet win 2night.
    I don't understand your presumably "millennial" slang.
    Soz, the internet is a distributed network of computers primarily  used to share information.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

  • "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    10 beers in, 2 questions to go.
    I'm with this guy.

    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Frustrated Parent = (possibly) Ignorant Parent.  But mostly just a political parent.  LMAO!!
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  • blasting
    blasting Posts: 6,262
    edited October 2017
    Focker said:
    5th grade common core math will drive one to drink.


    It's beyond ridiculous.  Teaching the kids to think in such a foolish way is mind abuse.  Btw, I think common core calls for something more along the lines of whiskey.

    Phoenix 
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Really.  We must keep out kids focused on solving the equations and memorizing their multiplication tables, and not focus on higher cognitive development in math that connects real world problem and scholastic curriculum that is evidence-based.  100% behind ya, Blasting.  Damn kids will start hacking stuff if they are too smart. 
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  • blasting
    blasting Posts: 6,262
    Really.  We must keep out kids focused on solving the equations and memorizing their multiplication tables, and not focus on higher cognitive development in math that connects real world problem and scholastic curriculum that is evidence-based.  100% behind ya, Blasting.  Damn kids will start hacking stuff if they are too smart. 

    I do believe you are mocking me, but I'm not sure - probably because I didn't take common core

    Phoenix 
  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    blasting said:
    Really.  We must keep out kids focused on solving the equations and memorizing their multiplication tables, and not focus on higher cognitive development in math that connects real world problem and scholastic curriculum that is evidence-based.  100% behind ya, Blasting.  Damn kids will start hacking stuff if they are too smart. 

    I do believe you are mocking me, but I'm not sure - probably because I didn't take common core

    Totally not mocking you (that much).  I didn't take it either.  I sorta did figure out the alternative relationships on my own because I was terrible at math, but ended up with a minor in it despite that.

    It's just an effort in evidence based practice applied to standardize education so colleges can have apples to apples when accepting applicants.  Doesn't make kids libtards or anything like devil worshipers.
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  • Focker
    Focker Posts: 8,364
    edited October 2017
    blasting said:
    Focker said:
    5th grade common core math will drive one to drink.


    It's beyond ridiculous.  Teaching the kids to think in such a ridiculous way is mind abuse.



    I agree.  Actually, the majority of mathematics, after basic geometry, is ridiculous.  

    Matrices, and equations and sh!t?
    Yep, I've used that college Finite Math A LOT, in the real world.  Hell, I've never even compounded interest. Lol


    Brandon
    Quad Cities
    "If yer gonna denigrate, familiarity with the subject is helpful."

  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    It shows.  No need to explain.
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