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Calm. Peace. Be calm. Have peace. Calm calm peace peace.
nolaegghead
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I don't want to see anyone developing an aneurysm here because of celebratory gloating or any perceived or real anti-despot pontification. It's fun sometimes but there are unintended consequences when regret comes into play. Yes, I am sorda drunk.
Everyone be calm, simmer down. Think delicious food.
We have some damn good cooks here, good resources, collectively at least 20 or 30 years of experience. We don't burn stuff like we used to. Our eggs are fragile, but they're also heavy and hard to steal from our backyards. We still overcook most our food but we're well above the mean. And what we lack in quality, we make up with enthusiasm and promotion.
We don't want to scare off the n00bs or attract the buffalo soldier and implode.
A sign of greatness is to be gracious in victory or defeat. Losers will live to fight another day. Victors can and inevitably fall (often in shame and dragging society with them), or they win a second term. (I'm joking) Chillax. Be calm. Calm. Calm.
Think of fluffy bunnies. They're, like, super cute.
(but don't eat them).
(yet. There's always the future.)
Everyone be calm, simmer down. Think delicious food.
We have some damn good cooks here, good resources, collectively at least 20 or 30 years of experience. We don't burn stuff like we used to. Our eggs are fragile, but they're also heavy and hard to steal from our backyards. We still overcook most our food but we're well above the mean. And what we lack in quality, we make up with enthusiasm and promotion.
We don't want to scare off the n00bs or attract the buffalo soldier and implode.
A sign of greatness is to be gracious in victory or defeat. Losers will live to fight another day. Victors can and inevitably fall (often in shame and dragging society with them), or they win a second term. (I'm joking) Chillax. Be calm. Calm. Calm.
Think of fluffy bunnies. They're, like, super cute.
(but don't eat them).
(yet. There's always the future.)
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Thank God it's over!!~~
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Hear hear! Well said nola.Wisconsin, lbge, MM, kab, pig tail flippers, bear claws, and more rubs than I will admit to.
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Well said!"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
I will not be calm. I will rage. (Sorry I woke up still a little buzzed...I'll simmer down after some coffee)
"Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."
South of Nashville, TN
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"First method of estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him."
- Niccolo MachiavelliOgden, UT, USA
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now that's a beautiful dog - and there's nothing wrong with a well cooked rabbit!Doug
Wayne, PA
LBGE, Weber Kettle (gifted to my sister), Weber Gasser
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe" Albert Einstein -
Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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Yeah, but it looks like the dog already ATE the rabbit -- all that's left are the ears!!!da87 said:now that's a beautiful dog - and there's nothing wrong with a well cooked rabbit!
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This should help to relax everyone a little. Just take a deep breath and say to yourself, there is no place like an anus, there is no place like an anus



Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
Status- Standing by.
The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. -
“There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.”
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LBGE,SBGE, and a Mini makes three......Sweet home Alabama........ Stay thirsty my friends .
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@nolaegghead - some pearls of wisdom right there. Haven't watched that flick since Dec 25, 2016.Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.
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There is a significant overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans - Park Ranger designing bear proof trash cans.
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Citizen Kane - rosebud was a sled
Sixth Sense - little boy is actually dead
Breaking Bad - Walt dies
Usual Suspects - Kevin Spacey is Kaizer Sosay
Friday the 13th - Jason's mom is the killer
Donnie Darko - movie is just dreams right as he dies
There is a significant overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans - Park Ranger designing bear proof trash cans.
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The Shining - Jack Torrance has always been the caretaker.Flint, Michigan
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