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OT: PSA Animal Advisory

Killit_and_Grillit
Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326
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"Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."

South of Nashville, TN

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  • JustineCaseyFeldown
    JustineCaseyFeldown Posts: 867
    Buffalo do not need to come in from the cold. 

    Bison though? Dunno
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    Here is a interesting fact about the bison. The Apache Indians at one time believed that the life force of the bison was contained within its anus. Thus, when hunting bison, the Apache would fire arrows into the anus of the animal hoping to hit this mystical "life force". This is in no way an attempt at humor. It is absolute fact. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • Killit_and_Grillit
    Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326
    @SGH so what you're saying is if you eat a buffalo anus, you're really eating Go...


    "Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."

    South of Nashville, TN

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    JustineCaseyFeldown said:
    You got an anus thing, aintcha?

    not judging. 
    Just stating an absolute and interesting fact. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • JustineCaseyFeldown
    JustineCaseyFeldown Posts: 867
    There is no one who has used the word "anus" as much as you have, on this forum. 

    Just stating an absolute and interesting fact 
    ;)
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  • Killit_and_Grillit
    Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326
    edited January 2017
    JustineCaseyFeldown said:
    There is no one who has used the word "anus" as much as you have, on this forum. 

    Just stating an absolute and interesting fact 
    ;)


    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!

    (Edit. Anus. That's 2)

    "Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."

    South of Nashville, TN

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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    SGH said:
    JustineCaseyFeldown said:
    You got an anus thing, aintcha?

    not judging. 
    Just stating an absolute and interesting fact. 
    Ok...I fell for @SGH's trap and just had to do some googling and came across this from a First Peoples website:

    Then White Buffalo Chief took a running start and crashed against
    the tree. The young cottonwood was nearly down, and Apache Chief
    could not kill White Buffalo Chief.

    Crow was calling above them, “Kaw, kaw, kaw!”

    Apache Chief said angrily to Crow, “Why are you calling out
    when I am in such a bad way?” 

    “I came to tell you to shoot him in the anus. That's where his life is." 

    So the Apache Chief shot White Buffalo Chief in the anus and killed him.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    JustineCaseyFeldown said:
    There is no one who has used the word "anus" as much as you have, on this forum. 
    The above is indeed a fact. I do a good bit of cooking with anus and other parts that a lot of folks discard. And this is really a shame. These parts are a delicacy for the most part. It is simply the thought in people's head. Just yesterday I cooked a meatloaf that contained anus. I served it to a few unexpecting folks who said it was one of the best meatloaves that they had ever ate. When I mentioned the anus, no one wanted anymore. My point? It went from the best meat loaf that they had ever ate to something that they would not eat anymore of. It's simply the thought in ones mind.
    By talking about and posting anus, it is my hope to get more people to broaden their horizon and try other things besides traditional Q. They just may be surprised. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • Killit_and_Grillit
    Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326
    D@mnit. I concede. 

    The man can drop anus like it's the F bomb to a lower enlisted marine. 

    My only win here is if this thread makes the "buffalo" decide to **** anytime the word anus is used. 

    "Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."

    South of Nashville, TN

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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,204
    Seen somewhere just this side of Biloxi...


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  • Killit_and_Grillit
    Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326
    DoubleEgger said:
    Seen somewhere just this side of Biloxi...


    Well, I'm traveling to Oxford next weekend. Might as well keep heading south. 

    "Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."

    South of Nashville, TN

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    DoubleEgger said:
    Seen somewhere just this side of Biloxi...


    I will sue McDonalds if they start making anus burgers. It's a direct rip off of my anus loaf =)

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    I'm a regular PETA donor.  In hopes of elevating all animals to Waygu status.
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    SGH said:
    JustineCaseyFeldown said:
    There is no one who has used the word "anus" as much as you have, on this forum. 
    The above is indeed a fact. I do a good bit of cooking with anus and other parts that a lot of folks discard. And this is really a shame. These parts are a delicacy for the most part. It is simply the thought in people's head. Just yesterday I cooked a meatloaf that contained anus. I served it to a few unexpecting folks who said it was one of the best meatloaves that they had ever ate. When I mentioned the anus, no one wanted anymore. My point? It went from the best meat loaf that they had ever ate to something that they would not eat anymore of. It's simply the thought in ones mind.
    By talking about and posting anus, it is my hope to get more people to broaden their horizon and try other things besides traditional Q. They just may be surprised. 
    A few years ago a show on NPR did a segment on the whole "is pig anus being used as calamari in some restaurants" controversy. Pretty funny story.

    At the end of the segment they cooked up some calamari and some pig anus to see how they compared and they all pretty much agreed that pig anus was indeed passable as calamari and that most folks likely wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    HeavyG said:
    A few years ago a show on NPR did a segment on the whole "is pig anus being used as calamari in some restaurants" controversy. Pretty funny story.

    At the end of the segment they cooked up some calamari and some pig anus to see how they compared and they all pretty much agreed that pig anus was indeed passable as calamari and that most folks likely wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
    I have not seen the show but will attempt to find it. On that same note, I have been trying to tell folks this for years. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    SGH said:
    HeavyG said:
    A few years ago a show on NPR did a segment on the whole "is pig anus being used as calamari in some restaurants" controversy. Pretty funny story.

    At the end of the segment they cooked up some calamari and some pig anus to see how they compared and they all pretty much agreed that pig anus was indeed passable as calamari and that most folks likely wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
    I have not seen the show but will attempt to find it. On that same note, I have been trying to tell folks this for years. 
    Butt Blast.  What could be more appropriate?
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,204
    bgebrent said:
    SGH said:
    HeavyG said:
    A few years ago a show on NPR did a segment on the whole "is pig anus being used as calamari in some restaurants" controversy. Pretty funny story.

    At the end of the segment they cooked up some calamari and some pig anus to see how they compared and they all pretty much agreed that pig anus was indeed passable as calamari and that most folks likely wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
    I have not seen the show but will attempt to find it. On that same note, I have been trying to tell folks this for years. 
    Butt Blast.  What could be more appropriate?
    I think it's illegal to transport anus across state lines. 
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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    DoubleEgger said:
    bgebrent said:
    SGH said:
    HeavyG said:
    A few years ago a show on NPR did a segment on the whole "is pig anus being used as calamari in some restaurants" controversy. Pretty funny story.

    At the end of the segment they cooked up some calamari and some pig anus to see how they compared and they all pretty much agreed that pig anus was indeed passable as calamari and that most folks likely wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
    I have not seen the show but will attempt to find it. On that same note, I have been trying to tell folks this for years. 
    Butt Blast.  What could be more appropriate?
    I think it's illegal to transport anus across state lines. 
    Never been one to follow the rules.  As long as we're luckier than @theyolksonyou we have nothing to worry about.  
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • Spaightlabs
    Spaightlabs Posts: 2,349
    SGH said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    Seen somewhere just this side of Biloxi...


    I will sue McDonalds if they start making anus burgers. It's a direct rip off of my anus loaf =)
    You are what you eat?    =)
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  • YukonRon
    YukonRon Posts: 17,261
    Spaightlabs said:
    SGH said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    Seen somewhere just this side of Biloxi...


    I will sue McDonalds if they start making anus burgers. It's a direct rip off of my anus loaf =)
    You are what you eat?    =)
    At least that is what my personal physician tells me, and the 'ships he writes due to BP, cholesterol, etc.....
    "Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber

    XL and MM
    Louisville, Kentucky
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  • Killit_and_Grillit
    Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326
    DoubleEgger said:
    bgebrent said:
    SGH said:
    HeavyG said:
    A few years ago a show on NPR did a segment on the whole "is pig anus being used as calamari in some restaurants" controversy. Pretty funny story.

    At the end of the segment they cooked up some calamari and some pig anus to see how they compared and they all pretty much agreed that pig anus was indeed passable as calamari and that most folks likely wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
    I have not seen the show but will attempt to find it. On that same note, I have been trying to tell folks this for years. 
    Butt Blast.  What could be more appropriate?
    I think it's illegal to transport anus across state lines. 
    If memory serves me correct the law states:

    "no anus across state lines aaplies to the following: OH, NY, CA, NE, WA, OR, and HI"

    Democrats always trying to regulate our anus. 

    "Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."

    South of Nashville, TN

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  • JacksDad
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    Large BGE -- New Jersey

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  • SaintJohnsEgger
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    SGH said:
    JustineCaseyFeldown said:
    There is no one who has used the word "anus" as much as you have, on this forum. 
    The above is indeed a fact. I do a good bit of cooking with anus and other parts that a lot of folks discard. And this is really a shame. These parts are a delicacy for the most part. It is simply the thought in people's head. Just yesterday I cooked a meatloaf that contained anus. I served it to a few unexpecting folks who said it was one of the best meatloaves that they had ever ate. When I mentioned the anus, no one wanted anymore. My point? It went from the best meat loaf that they had ever ate to something that they would not eat anymore of. It's simply the thought in ones mind.
    By talking about and posting anus, it is my hope to get more people to broaden their horizon and try other things besides traditional Q. They just may be surprised. 

    @SGH I never know if you are joking or serious. I seem to be in a perpetual state of confusion.
    Marshall in Beautiful Fruit Cove, FL.
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,204
    Caveman Style Anus 

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9xNwWYLX3H0
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  • Killit_and_Grillit
    Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326
    DoubleEgger said:
    Caveman Style Anus 

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9xNwWYLX3H0
    Unwashed, the last one foot segment of lightly charred poop shoot. 

    If if that's not a tag line I don't know what is. 

    "Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."

    South of Nashville, TN

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    SaintJohnsEgger said:
    @SGH I never know if you are joking or serious. I seem to be in a perpetual state of confusion.
    Brother Egger, it's no secret that I like to joke and cut up. Especially with Nola. However when I'm speaking about cooking or food, I never kid or bluff. 
    Everthing that I have said about anus is 100% true. It can be used to make imitation calamari, it can be used as a substitute for sausage in various dishes such as meatloaf. It can even stand on its own as anus appetizers such as anal poppers.
    Again, I certainly enjoy joking and cutting up with my friends on the forum. But I never kid when it comes to anus.   

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    Heh heh, he said "anal poppers".

    Wasn't that a movie title? Asking for a friend.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,711
    I suspect the biggest issue against mainstream adoption of animal anus into popular dishes is the fact that animals only have 1 anus.  It is like a hanger steak.  An awesome cut, but due to roughly 1.5lbs per cow, it is a relatively rare commodity cut.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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