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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    They just need to give it a different name.

    Kinda like what they did with the Patagonian Toothfish becoming the more appealing sounding "Chilean Sea Bass".

    I'm sure the clever folks here can come up with some mass market names. :)
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • dstearn
    dstearn Posts: 1,705
    The question is, will there be an End to this anus discussion?
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,711
    dstearn said:
    The question is, will there be an End to this anus discussion?
    If @SGH dropping the subtle "anus loaf" earlier did not end it, I suspect it will require a majestic and mysterious animal to come in and do the dirty work.

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,397
    A family from (iirc) New York hired a marketing firm to increase the sales of their family-recipe ice cream.  They were basically told to not change the recipe at all, to double the price, and to change the name to the hard-to-pronounce "Haagen-Daz".
    The rest is history.  

    "Dumplings are just noodles that have already eaten"   - Jon Kung

    Ogden, UT, USA


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  • JustineCaseyFeldown
    JustineCaseyFeldown Posts: 867
    HeavyG said:
    They just need to give it a different name.

    Kinda like what they did with the Patagonian Toothfish becoming the more appealing sounding "Chilean Sea Bass".

    I'm sure the clever folks here can come up with some mass market names. :)
    'Ring tenders'
    'Circle cutlet'
    'fartbox filet'
    'tenderloin d'loins'
    'brown-eye bacon'
    'cornhole medallions'
    'Boeuf noeud de ballon'
    'nature's spaghetti-Os'
    'turd cutter ringlettes'


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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 21,711
    Wong Hoe Halos

    I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.

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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 19,205
    Chute Steak 
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    Bunglettes

    Ano Buñuelos

    O Rings
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • bgebrent
    bgebrent Posts: 19,636
    Sphincter Circles
    Sandy Springs & Dawsonville Ga
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  • PlanSB
    PlanSB Posts: 90
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  • Killit_and_Grillit
    Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326
    Arkansas Promise Rings

    "Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."

    South of Nashville, TN

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  • GregW
    GregW Posts: 2,678
    I've heard if the wagon wheel already has the spokes broken, it's going to be a good night.
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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    If any of you want to try something that will blow your mind, the next time you have a mess of bream (redbelly, bluegill, goggle-eye, etc, etc,) cut out the anus and remove the danglers. Dredge a pile of the cleaned anus in bread crumbs and deep fry at 350 degrees in peanut oil for 10-15 seconds. Brisket will no longer be your favorite food. 

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • GregW
    GregW Posts: 2,678
    edited January 2017
    bgebrent said:
    Sphincter Circles
    Huh, Huh, you said Sphincter.......
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  • Killit_and_Grillit
    Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326
    SGH said:
    If any of you want to try something that will blow your mind, the next time you have a mess of bream (redbelly, bluegill, goggle-eye, etc, etc,) cut out the anus and remove the danglers. Dredge a pile of the cleaned anus in bread crumbs and deep fry at 350 degrees in peanut oil for 10-15 seconds. Brisket will no longer be your favorite food. 
    So not the bottom feeders? Just topwater fish?

    "Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."

    South of Nashville, TN

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  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,989
    Killit_and_Grillit said:
    So not the bottom feeders? Just topwater fish?
    I have not tried all fish anus. However I have tried just about all catfish anus ( blue cat, flat head, Polly wog etc,etc,). All catfish anus is tough, chewy, and gummy at the same time. It's also a little strong. Not saying that it's not edible. But it's really low end anus. It like comparing select beef to Waygu beef. So chose your anus wisely my friend.  

    Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.

    Status- Standing by.

    The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. 

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  • JacksDad
    JacksDad Posts: 538

    "Low end anus"?!?!


    Large BGE -- New Jersey

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  • Killit_and_Grillit
    Killit_and_Grillit Posts: 4,326
    JacksDad said:

    "Low end anus"?!?!


    You think a few of us are snowed in and got into the good stuff a little early today?

    "Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."

    South of Nashville, TN

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  • dstearn
    dstearn Posts: 1,705
    Here a cocktail recipe that pairs well with anus.
    http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10163.html
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  • dmchicago
    dmchicago Posts: 4,519
    Scat Steak?

    Prolapse Pudding?
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
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  • blind99
    blind99 Posts: 4,974
    bgebrent said:
    Sphincter Circles
    You mean rectal rings?

    Dredge in seasoning, deep fry, add liberal amount of hot sauce, and you've got 'roid rage. Classic dish. 
    Chicago, IL - Large and Small BGE - Weber Gasser and Kettle
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  • theyolksonyou
    theyolksonyou Posts: 18,459
    Eye of brown

    brown eye cap

    rimeye


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  • JethroVA
    JethroVA Posts: 1,251
    @SGH just to clarify, you're actually speaking of rectum, not just anus, correct?  Anus on a bream is about the size of a BB as I recall from having caught thousands of them as a kid.  This is a really important point as I don't want hundreds of our egg brethren to not enjoy both the anus and it's more substantive and succulent upstream neighbor, the rectum. 
    Richmond and Mathews County, VA. Large BGE, Weber gas, little Weber charcoal. Vintage ManGrates. Little reddish portable kamado that shall remain nameless here.  Very Extremely Stable Genius. 
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  • johnmitchell
    johnmitchell Posts: 7,366
    JethroVA said:
    @SGH just to clarify, you're actually speaking of rectum, not just anus, correct?  Anus on a bream is about the size of a BB as I recall from having caught thousands of them as a kid.  This is a really important point as I don't want hundreds of our egg brethren to not enjoy both the anus and it's more substantive and succulent upstream neighbor, the rectum. 
    I think a diagram is called for.. I would hate to go out and ask for the wrong thing !!! Calling @SGH...
    Greensboro North Carolina
    When in doubt Accelerate....
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 17,397
    JethroVA said:
    ...it's more substantive and succulent upstream neighbor, the rectum. 
    There are sentences you just never expect to read in your lifetime.  :lol:
     
    And on a completely unrelated note, a warning:
     

     

    "Dumplings are just noodles that have already eaten"   - Jon Kung

    Ogden, UT, USA


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  • GregW
    GregW Posts: 2,678
    Botch said:
    JethroVA said:
    ...it's more substantive and succulent upstream neighbor, the rectum. 
    There are sentences you just never expect to read in your lifetime.  :lol:
     
    And on a completely unrelated note, a warning:
     

     

    So true. If you go to Walmart you have to be prepared to see anything........and there's no unseeing it.
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