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Signs That Your Egg Is Obviously Broken Beyond Repair
JohnInCarolina
Posts: 34,750
1) you can't get it up to temp
2) smoke seems to come out of the top
3) smoke seems to come out of the bottom
4) it sweats black gunk
5) clean burns don't completely clean it
6) it fails another test the manufacturer never mentioned
I miss anything?
2) smoke seems to come out of the top
3) smoke seems to come out of the bottom
4) it sweats black gunk
5) clean burns don't completely clean it
6) it fails another test the manufacturer never mentioned
I miss anything?
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
Dylan is telling me that I forgot where a dog gets its leash wrapped around it and knocks it over."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
When the temp is above 400* and you open the lid the fireball that emerges burns off all visible body hair on arms.I raise my kids, cook and golf. When work gets in the way I'm pissed, I'm pissed off 48 weeks a year.Inbetween Iowa and Colorado, not close to anything remotely entertaining outside of football season.
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Looks good from my house. What's the problem?theyolksonyou said:
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
When the hot dogs you grill on it don't taste as good as when you used the gasser.#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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When your food tastes like bitter smoke.
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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When the meat has a smoky flavor, and the wife won't eat it."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
That's just getting broke in good!theyolksonyou said:Ellijay GA with a Medium & MiniMax
Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life,
Run me out in the cold rain and snow -
When your choice in lump doesn't define you as a personXL & MM BGE, 36" Blackstone - Newport News, VA
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When your burgers are just as burnt as on your Weber Kettle.“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk
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When your firebox or firering has a crack.
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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Where is the "invisible" hair on your arms?
"Dumplings are just noodles that have already eaten" - Jon Kung
Ogden, UT, USA
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Pish posh. My ring has been in 2 pieces for. 15 months.Ozzie_Isaac said:When your firebox or firering has a crack. -
When your sugar gliders refuse to hang out in your cleavage.
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When you can't get laid at an Eggfest."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
When your lid alignment is so bad.. You don't have to open it to add meat.2-XLs ,MM,blackstone,Ooni koda 16,R&V works 8.5 gallon fryer,express smoker and 40" smoking cajun
scott
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When you just decide to throw in the towel and boil brisket."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
When you get so mad you run it over with your truck.
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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And if you ever used lighter fluid in it.
I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness.
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When all that is left is some mangled metal, green ceramic dust and a Rutland gasket is the only thing identifiable."Knowledge is Good" - Emil Faber
XL and MM
Louisville, Kentucky -
When your Amazon Rutland gasket leaks smoke like an early 80's Oldsmobile dieselTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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When Ron yells at you, here, about your pathetic attempt at replacing a factory gasket with a Rutland you bought from Amazon.______________________________________________I love lamp..
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