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Curing 200+ pounds of pork 3 different ways. Dry cure, wet cure and salt only cure.

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  • theyolksonyou
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    bob.bud said:


    @darby_crenshaw, you my friend, should teach a class to free the paranoid from their fear of food. 
    If you read his posts with an open mind, the class is here, although disjointed. I know he's saved me some time/money with stuff I would have thrown out. 
  • Canugghead
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    @SGH my apology for threadjacking!

    I propose a new forum handle for @Darby_Crenshaw ... @Doctor_Cure ;)
    canuckland
  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    @SGH my apology for threadjacking!
    No need for a apology my friend. I'm the guiltiest person on the forum when it comes to hijacking. I'm a professional at it ;)

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  • SGH
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    although thermometers and hygrometers aren't anything new, they likely didn't measure anyway.  
    Most of the time my grandfather did not measure temp or humidity. The closest I ever came to seeing him measure humidity was in the late winter when he was salt curing hams. While he could not get a actual "percent" or number reading, he gauged the humidity and his next step in the curing process by how much water built up on the glass windows when the inside of the house was 70 degrees. Crude? Absolutley it is. But it worked for him. I don't even pretend to know how he made his determination. But I saw him do this many times when I was a young lad. I never asked him, but looking back I wish that I would have, he only done this when salting hams. He never concerned himself with it that I remember for anything else. I know that he had a reason, I just don't know what it was. And all kidding aside, the above is honestly true about him reading the water on the windows. It's not some of my made up horseplay.  

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  • Canugghead
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    @SGH gotta love how our elders did things in the bygone days ... you just reminded me of my mom making homebrewed sticky rice wine, to test for level of fermentation she would stick a lit candle near/over the pot and see how fast the flame extinguished!
    canuckland
  • SGH
    SGH Posts: 28,791
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    @SGH gotta love how our elders did things in the bygone days ... 
    Agreed^^^^^^^. All this has me thinking and reminiscing about some of the stuff I remember seeing my grandfather do. I'm going to do some research and ask some of the old timers that I know about the window/water trick. It was always this month and next month that I helped my grandfather. Sure wish I could see the old rascal just one more time. I really miss him to this day. Like myself, he was a uneducated man. But he could have written volumes (if he would have knew how to write) on meat processing and curing and held his own with even the most respected meat processors and curists. 

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  • tfhanson
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    Scottie, you seem pretty educated to me....
    Johns Creek, GA - LBGE and a some stuff
  • SGH
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    tfhanson said:
    Scottie, you seem pretty educated to me....
    Brother that's mighty kind of you and I really appreciate it. But I have never tried to hide the fact that I left school in the 9th grade. I probably project a illusion of being educated because i possess a decent working knowledge of breaking and processing meat. However the truth is, the little that I know comes from hands on experience and years of working with meat and out of redundancy. I have no formal training or education at all my friend. Pretty much everything that I can do (and it's not really that much) comes from working with my grandfather when I was a kid. When the other kids were playing sports or games, I was forced to cut meat or help with the slaughter. Not that I'm complaining, quite the contrary, but I had a rough start in life. Things didn't turn good for me until I was in my late 30's. Most of things that I do know a little about is because i spent years actually doing them as a child. By the time I was 10, I had already slaughtered more hogs and goats than most people will slaughter in their entire life. We all have certain strengths and weaknesses. I can help people with breaking and processing meat simply because I have a lifetime of experience doing it. Not a education though my friend. But again, I truly appreciate the very kind and thoughtful words my brother. 

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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    unfortunately the buffalo has struck the slaughter thread. Must have been little steven's salad tossing that did it.

    Disappoint


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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    "@darby_crenshaw, you my friend, should teach a class to free the paranoid from their fear of food"

    He has been. On here. For 10 years. 


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  • Spaightlabs
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    Yeah, that one ended up coming off the rails.
  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    Yeah, that one ended up coming off the rails.
    I do have it bookmarked to get the "imitation calamari" recipe though.


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  • SGH
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    I can't believe that they buffaloed my slaughter thread. Should I post another one?

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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    SGH said:
    I can't believe that they buffaloed my slaughter thread. Should I post another one?

    It's totally Little Steven and Stike's fault. If they didn't get in their little lovers spat I think all the other stuff was fine.
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  • SGH
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    I do have it bookmarked to get the "imitation calamari" recipe though.


    It irritates me that they buffaloed my slaughter thread. You have to admit, it was very unique and informative to say the least.  

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  • SGH
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    Fellows I just discovered that it wasn't the imitation calamari that got my slaughter thread buffaloed. A few people complained about the head shot and the cut throat pics. Oh well. I forewarned of graphic images in the title. You would think that folks would just bypass it instead of reporting it as abuse. 

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  • Darby_Crenshaw
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    @SGH  didn't they give you the ok to post the slaughter pics? I thought you contacted them and everything was cool?

    Hell, didn't even have the slaughter in the pics. I tjought it was pretty tame. Meat and blood on a barbecue site? Wasn't like you had a gif of slitting the throat for crine out loud
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  • SGH
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    @SGH  didn't they give you the ok to post the slaughter pics? I thought you contacted them and everything was cool?

    Yes sir, they did. But it came with restrictions. A few people complained about the head shot and the cut throat pics. Oh well, I may try it again. 

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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    what a bunch of wusses. I'm sure they are vegan and would never eat an animal treated in such a way. Certainly not commercially processed meat. Jeez.

    Still blame stike and steven


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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    Why the hell would anyone read a post titled: 

    Butchering a Hog. The Kill and Slaughter. Warning: Disturbing and Graphic Images.


    and complain the images were too disturbing and graphic?

    seriously- whoever that was, I hope they go away. I know we have to think of the children who frequent this site but sombitch this irritates me.


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  • Darby_Crenshaw
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    this stike person you talk about has always been a problem on the forum. I didn't see him posting in here though 

    i met him at an eggfest once. Arrogant, spiteful, angry person

    but incredibly handsome. My wife found him attractive, but i think he bats for the other team. He was there with his diminutive canadian manservant. I think they were 'together'. The short guy had what looked like salad dressing in his wavy thick luxurious toupee
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    this stike person you talk about has always been a problem on the forum. I didn't see him posting in here though 

    i met him at an eggfest once. Arrogant, spiteful, angry person

    but incredibly handsome. My wife found him attractive, but i think he bats for the other team. He was there with his diminutive canadian manservant. I think they were 'together'. The short guy had what looked like salad dressing in his wavy thick luxurious toupee
    He is an agitator to be sure. I did hear he had a penchant for Canadian imitation calamari but he preferred it on the hoof and very much alive. Earthy but heavenly.

    Oh well, he's gone now. sorry for the confusion.




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  • Little Steven
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    Crap, I just said salad dressing.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • Darby_Crenshaw
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    Stike doesn't like canadian calamari


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  • Little Steven
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    That's not what you said in Georgia.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • Darby_Crenshaw
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    You were so uptight and nervous it was like a pencil sharpener 
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  • Little Steven
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    That's about the size of it

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

  • theyolksonyou
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    Sorry guys. I didn't think I had that much pull.  ;)
  • SGH
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    Sorry guys. I didn't think I had that much pull.  ;)
    Well now we know ;)

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  • theyolksonyou
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    It was because @JohnInCarolina called me an anus man and I have very thin skin.