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SWMBO OT - maybe it's just me but this drives me bananas
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SWBGITKAMMAFS......."She Who Better Get In The Kitchen And Make Me A F***ing Sandwich" just doesn't roll of the tongue like SWMBO IMHO brah.
"Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
-Umberto Eco
2 Large
Peachtree Corners, GA -
"The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan
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Which came first the chicken or the egg? I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg.
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"She Who Must Be Obeyed" is what Rumpole of the Bailey called his wife, Hilda. A British TV series from the books by John Mortimer. Hilda was stern, but Rumpole, the lawyer, did what he pleased anyway. And always won his cases.Judy in San Diego
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Eggcelsior said:
Until it happens to your Mom or sister....smh1 brand new XL BGE 1-22" WSM 1-Weber Performer 1-Four Seasons gasser West Islip, New York -
MadcapMagician said:
Until it happens to your Mom or sister....smh
He was being sarcastic buddy. As hey there's nothing funny about beating on a woman.
>- LBGE 2013 & MM 2014Die Hard HUSKER & BRONCO FANFlying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL -
SWMBO is lame. I cook what I want, eat what I want and buy what I want. I don't know about the rest of you, but the pants I wear come in a man's size. Now hurry up and finish reading this post so I can delete it before my wife sees it)
Living Large and XL
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Tellem brother husker. I happen to be very fond of my wife. I have protected her and stood by her side through thick and thin for over 30 years. If it's up to me, I will be doing it for 30 more.NPHuskerFL said:He was being sarcastic buddy.Location- Just "this side" of Biloxi, Ms.
Status- Standing by.
The greatest barrier against all wisdom, the stronghold against knowledge itself, is the single thought, in ones mind, that they already have it all figured out. -
Tellem brother husker. I happen to be very fond of my wife. I have protected her and stood by her side through thick and thin for over 30 years. If it's up to me, I will be doing it for 30 more.SGH said:
He was referring to me, homie. Not your poor attempt at humor. -
@blasting you've joined the d!ck club on this matter which I happen to the the president of...... http://eggheadforum.com/discussion/comment/1612388/#Comment_1612388Jacksonville FL
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@Dobie actually after your thread I cut back on the SWMBO even if it is tongue in cheek.
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Now that had me laughing ^^^lilwooty said:SWMBO is lame. I cook what I want, eat what I want and buy what I want. I don't know about the rest of you, but the pants I wear come in a man's size. Now hurry up and finish reading this post so I can delete it before my wife sees it) Phoenix -
She's sitting beside you isn't she? JK. It's always good to hear of happy marriages. Of course the unhappy ones are more interesting. I always enjoy overhearing some of the marital negotiations, beggings, and arguments in a store. Makes me very happy to be single.SGH said:Tellem brother husker. I happen to be very fond of my wife. I have protected her and stood by her side through thick and thin for over 30 years. If it's up to me, I will be doing it for 30 more.Phoenix -
I was born into that club my friend, I've got the t-shirt and know the secret handshake. But it does appear I've trampled upon some familiar ground.Dobie said:@blasting you've joined the d!ck club on this matter which I happen to the the president of...... http://eggheadforum.com/discussion/comment/1612388/#Comment_1612388Phoenix -
So brahh is an affectionate term for another man, not unlike sweetie or hun. I get it.I was confused, when I looked it up:"BRRAA stands for Bureau of the Royal Rainmaking and Agricultural Aviation (Thailand)"Phoenix
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What the ladies learn in basic training.
Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here. -
I feel the need to weigh in here. I obey Wilma because it's healthier for me. Do you want to know why I got into egging? Check this out.
Of course I still need correction from time to time.
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I asked The Spouse how she felt about it. She suggested you should chill.
XXL #82 out of the first 100, XLGE X 2, LBGE (gave this one to daughter 1.0) , MBGE (now in the hands of iloveagoodyoke daughter 2.0) and lots of toys -
This morning Howard Stern had this lady call in who draws on her husband's **** before he goes out. When he comes back, she inspects it, to see if he's cheated on her.This just seemed like the right thread to share that for some reason."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Lol. John. Yeah it fits in so many ways.Slumming it in Aiken, SC.
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JohnInCarolina said:This morning Howard Stern had this lady call in who draws on her husband's **** before he goes out. When he comes back, she inspects it, to see if he's cheated on her.This just seemed like the right thread to share that for some reason.
What a coincidence. My wife is an artist and often will draw a map of all 50 states including capital cities etc. on mine.
Louisville, GA - 2 Large BGE's -
Reminds me of the joke:man had his wife's name Wendy tattooed on his junk. Flaccid only Wy was visible. Standing next to another man at a urinal, he notice a Wy tattooed on the other mans unit. He said, "I see your tattoo, is you wife named Wendy too? The man replied, "No, mon. Mine says, 'Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.'"
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@johnkitchens That was funny.In the middle of Georgia! Geaux Tigers!!!!!
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johnkitchens said:
What a coincidence. My wife is an artist and often will draw a map of all 50 states including capital cities etc. on mine.
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johnkitchens said:
What a coincidence. My wife is an artist and often will draw a map of all 50 states including capital cities etc. on mine.
I guess it's a good thing your not from Monaco. :-BSlumming it in Aiken, SC. -
@Jeremiah it would a very detailed map of Monaco!Louisville, GA - 2 Large BGE's
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I don't "obey" my wife and she doesn't "obey" me. If either of us felt the need to obey each other, that would be a relationship that probably wouldn't be much fun.Then again...there may be...a time for obedience...just make sure there is a safe word...They/Them
Morgantown, PA
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