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Tjcoley
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Saw a few articles on the average time it takes a mammal over I Kg in size to pee, and the average is 21 seconds, no matter the size of the mammal, all the way up to an elephant. Based on ratio of bladder size and urethra size. Timed myself the past few times and came in at 15 seconds each time. I was getting concerned until I saw the standard deviation in the studies was 13 seconds. Not a real tight grouping. I managed to achieve average tonight. This may be TMI, but I bet everyone times themselves next time they go. This does not include extreme circumstances where a 12 pack was consumed.
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  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
    #:-S In regards to this subject...getting older sucks. And brings up an important message of prostate health and screening.
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    I'm a camel volume wise (found that out in the hospital once).  I'll need to time the process. 
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  • tyenic1
    tyenic1 Posts: 150
    I'll get back to you in a little bit.
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  • tyenic1
    tyenic1 Posts: 150
    I'm back 23 seconds.
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  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
    After a 6 of Yuengling. 13sec.
    8-} did I seriously just time my piss? Lol
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  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
    Ogre wins for length of piss time. =))
    Revenge of the Nerds 2 - Ogre taking a piss: http://youtu.be/BwTmU4N5nQ8
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  • Skiddymarker
    Skiddymarker Posts: 8,528
    Tj - you seriously need a hobby, well a least a more constructive hobby. 
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  • grege345
    grege345 Posts: 3,515
    I time myself all the time. My record is 41 seconds
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  • CANMAN1976
    CANMAN1976 Posts: 1,593
    What about #2? 
    Some speed records there I bet??? LOL
    Hows ya gettin' on, me ol ****? 



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  • tksmoke
    tksmoke Posts: 776
    Let us not forget our old friend Leslie Nielsen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdE83FX-Mto
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,831
    I love this forum.
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  • BREWnQ
    BREWnQ Posts: 219
    21 seconds!!!!! Around the 11 second mark I started thinking no way I'll go the distance but I did and it took 21 seconds. 25 if you count those last few drops.
    Brewer, BBQer, Softballer, RCer, Father, HomeTheaterer, and trouble maker.
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  • JRWhitee
    JRWhitee Posts: 5,678
    TJ you need either a girl friend or a sports car...just saying... :))
                                                                
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  • Tjcoley
    Tjcoley Posts: 3,551
    Just trying to bring some culture to the forum.
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  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
    Tjcoley said:
    Just trying to bring some culture to the forum.
    I can't wait until Saturday.
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  • Tjcoley
    Tjcoley Posts: 3,551
    Me too. Should be fun, and the weather is supposed to be great.
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  • ShadowNick
    ShadowNick Posts: 533
    I'll time it when I break the seal at the bar tonight...
    Pentwater, MI
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  • Hotch
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    tksmoke said:
    Let us not forget our old friend Leslie Nielsen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdE83FX-Mto
    Now that's funny.
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  • Sea2Ski
    Sea2Ski Posts: 4,131
    Tjcoley said:
    Saw a few articles on the average time it takes a mammal over I Kg in size to pee.....
    Okay. I admit I was curious to finish reading your post having been an animal biology major in college, and I did read the whole thing. Very interesting up to the part about you being disappointed in your personal performance. But even that brought a personal touch to the post (no pun intended) and scientifically proved the findings you stated.

    But you read a few articles? 1 article, I can see for interest (like mine in reading your post)
    But more than one?   Please explain.?..?..?
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  • gabriegger
    gabriegger Posts: 682
    Who's holding the stopwatch?

    the city above Toronto - Noodleville wtih 2 Large 1 Mini

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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    Sea2Ski said:
    Tjcoley said:
    Saw a few articles on the average time it takes a mammal over I Kg in size to pee.....
    Okay. I admit I was curious to finish reading your post having been an animal biology major in college, and I did read the whole thing. Very interesting up to the part about you being disappointed in your personal performance. But even that brought a personal touch to the post (no pun intended) and scientifically proved the findings you stated.

    But you read a few articles? 1 article, I can see for interest (like mine in reading your post)
    But more than one?   Please explain.?..?..?

    Have you seen TJ's post on the right way to peel a banana? He manages to find the most interesting things on the interwebs.
    They/Them
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  • Tjcoley
    Tjcoley Posts: 3,551
    Sea2Ski said:
    Tjcoley said:
    Saw a few articles on the average time it takes a mammal over I Kg in size to pee.....
    Okay. I admit I was curious to finish reading your post having been an animal biology major in college, and I did read the whole thing. Very interesting up to the part about you being disappointed in your personal performance. But even that brought a personal touch to the post (no pun intended) and scientifically proved the findings you stated.

    But you read a few articles? 1 article, I can see for interest (like mine in reading your post)
    But more than one?   Please explain.?..?..?
    I 'StunbleUpon'ed the first article.  Not wanting to post inaccurate data on the forum and lead folks astray, I then researched the topic online to find corroborating evidence it was true.

    When you travel a lot for work, evenings alone in a hotel can get pretty boring. 
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  • Tjcoley
    Tjcoley Posts: 3,551
    @DMW said "Have you seen TJ's post on the right way to peel a banana? He manages to find the most interesting things on the interwebs."

    Wait til you see the proper way to open a Hershey Kiss
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  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
    Tjcoley said:

    @DMW said "Have you seen TJ's post on the right way to peel a banana? He manages to find the most interesting things on the interwebs."

    Wait til you see the proper way to open a Hershey Kiss

    Funny thing is I now peel it the monkey way. No little stringy things and I am monkey like with my long arms (might as well go all out). :-)

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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    Tjcoley said:
    @DMW said "Have you seen TJ's post on the right way to peel a banana? He manages to find the most interesting things on the interwebs."

    Wait til you see the proper way to open a Hershey Kiss
    OK, this I need to know, those little buggers are frustrating.
    They/Them
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  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
    @DMW‌ here ya go ;-)
    How To Open A Hershey's Kiss Extremely Fast!: http://youtu.be/KVxw5QSqWOE
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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    OK, now to go see if there are any Hershey's kisses in the house. Thanks @NPHuskerFL‌
    They/Them
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  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
    @DMW‌ they're freaking addicting. Ya can't just eat one of those lil buggers. My fav is around Christmas with the holiday ones and the almond ones also. But, the traditional kicks it too. Ok who am I kidding I don't discriminate I'll eat em all. :D
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  • Tjcoley
    Tjcoley Posts: 3,551
    You got it @NPHuskerFL. Amazing how quick you can unwrap a bunch of Kisses. Taught this one to Mrs TJ for when she does cookies. How about removing the stem of a strawberry with a straw.
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Mammal urination times, Hershey's kisses....all in one thread.  All we're missing is R Kelley.  And that just happened.
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