Way, way Off Topic

Tjcoley

Saw a few articles on the average time it takes a mammal over I Kg in size to pee, and the average is 21 seconds, no matter the size of the mammal, all the way up to an elephant. Based on ratio of bladder size and urethra size. Timed myself the past few times and came in at 15 seconds each time. I was getting concerned until I saw the standard deviation in the studies was 13 seconds. Not a real tight grouping. I managed to achieve average tonight. This may be TMI, but I bet everyone times themselves next time they go. This does not include extreme circumstances where a 12 pack was consumed.

NPHuskerFL

#:-S In regards to this subject...getting older sucks. And brings up an important message of prostate health and screening.

nolaegghead

I'm a camel volume wise (found that out in the hospital once).  I'll need to time the process. 

tyenic1

I'll get back to you in a little bit.

tyenic1

I'm back 23 seconds.

NPHuskerFL

After a 6 of Yuengling. 13sec.
8-} did I seriously just time my piss? Lol

NPHuskerFL

Ogre wins for length of piss time. )
Revenge of the Nerds 2 - Ogre taking a piss: http://youtu.be/BwTmU4N5nQ8

Skiddymarker

Tj - you seriously need a hobby, well a least a more constructive hobby. 

grege345

I time myself all the time. My record is 41 seconds

CANMAN1976

What about #2? 

Some speed records there I bet??? LOL

tksmoke

Let us not forget our old friend Leslie Nielsen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdE83FX-Mto

JohnInCarolina

I love this forum.

BREWnQ

21 seconds!!!!! Around the 11 second mark I started thinking no way I'll go the distance but I did and it took 21 seconds. 25 if you count those last few drops.

JRWhitee

TJ you need either a girl friend or a sports car...just saying... )

Tjcoley

Just trying to bring some culture to the forum.

Eggcelsior

Tjcoley said:

Just trying to bring some culture to the forum.

I can't wait until Saturday.

Tjcoley

Me too. Should be fun, and the weather is supposed to be great.

ShadowNick

I'll time it when I break the seal at the bar tonight...

Hotch

tksmoke said:

Let us not forget our old friend Leslie Nielsen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdE83FX-Mto

Now that's funny.

Sea2Ski

Tjcoley said:

Saw a few articles on the average time it takes a mammal over I Kg in size to pee.....

Okay. I admit I was curious to finish reading your post having been an animal biology major in college, and I did read the whole thing. Very interesting up to the part about you being disappointed in your personal performance. But even that brought a personal touch to the post (no pun intended) and scientifically proved the findings you stated.

But you read a few articles? 1 article, I can see for interest (like mine in reading your post)
But more than one?   Please explain.?..?..?

gabriegger

Who's holding the stopwatch?

DMW

Sea2Ski said:

Tjcoley said:

Saw a few articles on the average time it takes a mammal over I Kg in size to pee.....

Okay. I admit I was curious to finish reading your post having been an animal biology major in college, and I did read the whole thing. Very interesting up to the part about you being disappointed in your personal performance. But even that brought a personal touch to the post (no pun intended) and scientifically proved the findings you stated.

But you read a few articles? 1 article, I can see for interest (like mine in reading your post)
But more than one?   Please explain.?..?..?

Have you seen TJ's post on the right way to peel a banana? He manages to find the most interesting things on the interwebs.

Tjcoley

Sea2Ski said:

Tjcoley said:

Saw a few articles on the average time it takes a mammal over I Kg in size to pee.....

Okay. I admit I was curious to finish reading your post having been an animal biology major in college, and I did read the whole thing. Very interesting up to the part about you being disappointed in your personal performance. But even that brought a personal touch to the post (no pun intended) and scientifically proved the findings you stated.

But you read a few articles? 1 article, I can see for interest (like mine in reading your post)
But more than one?   Please explain.?..?..?

I 'StunbleUpon'ed the first article.  Not wanting to post inaccurate data on the forum and lead folks astray, I then researched the topic online to find corroborating evidence it was true.

When you travel a lot for work, evenings alone in a hotel can get pretty boring. 

Tjcoley

@DMW said "Have you seen TJ's post on the right way to peel a banana? He manages to find the most interesting things on the interwebs."

Wait til you see the proper way to open a Hershey Kiss

NPHuskerFL

Tjcoley said:

@DMW said "Have you seen TJ's post on the right way to peel a banana? He manages to find the most interesting things on the interwebs."

Wait til you see the proper way to open a Hershey Kiss

Funny thing is I now peel it the monkey way. No little stringy things and I am monkey like with my long arms (might as well go all out). :-)

DMW

Tjcoley said:

@DMW said "Have you seen TJ's post on the right way to peel a banana? He manages to find the most interesting things on the interwebs."

Wait til you see the proper way to open a Hershey Kiss

OK, this I need to know, those little buggers are frustrating.

NPHuskerFL

@DMW‌ here ya go ;-)
How To Open A Hershey's Kiss Extremely Fast!: http://youtu.be/KVxw5QSqWOE

DMW

OK, now to go see if there are any Hershey's kisses in the house. Thanks @NPHuskerFL‌

NPHuskerFL

@DMW‌ they're freaking addicting. Ya can't just eat one of those lil buggers. My fav is around Christmas with the holiday ones and the almond ones also. But, the traditional kicks it too. Ok who am I kidding I don't discriminate I'll eat em all.

Tjcoley

You got it @NPHuskerFL. Amazing how quick you can unwrap a bunch of Kisses. Taught this one to Mrs TJ for when she does cookies. How about removing the stem of a strawberry with a straw.

nolaegghead

Mammal urination times, Hershey's kisses....all in one thread.  All we're missing is R Kelley.  And that just happened.