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A little help please

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  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
    I haven't even checked another thread today except "friends".....hilarious
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • HDumptyEsq
    HDumptyEsq Posts: 1,095
    I have to say that none of these 'off-the-wall' comments should be taken too seriously. Life's too short and now I have more time to use my egg but I will admit to a mischievous sense of fun when trading words. There are some masters on here, for sure. I wish I had the technical dexterity to add gifs and all the rest of the entertainment. Stay tuned………...

    Tony in Brentwood, TN.

    Medium BGE, New Braunfels off-set smoker, 3-burner Charbroiler gasser, mainly used for Eggcessory  storage, old electric upright now used for Amaz-N-Smoker.

    "I like cooking with wine - sometimes I put it in the food." - W. C. Fields

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  • henapple
    henapple Posts: 16,025
    Esq?...Eat **** queef...
    Green egg, dead animal and alcohol. The "Boro".. TN 
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  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
    edited April 2014

    @caliking henapple either doesn't like cooking or has a small ****... I dunno...

    /courtesy of the GMG video
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    HDumptyEsq said:
    SenecaTheYounger said:
    Although "esq" implies a lawyerly association, I can infer that you are at least very likely not a trial attorney, or you would be better skilled at verbal banter, wit, badinage, and raillery.

    I will withdraw, as a sport offers no real reward when the opponent is lesser skilled to the degree I am sensing you are.  Unfortunately, this is not golf, where we (and especially others, neutral) could add or subtract a definitive number of strokes to your scorecard, in order to compensate you for your inabilities and bring you closer to me for purposes of declaring a winner.




    The esq. reference is merely an indication of being an English male. In matters related to mail an address requires one of 'master, mister (Mr) or Esq. and makes no representation as to profession.
    Your reference to a handlcap may have other implications as a ruse by the use of egotistical perceived superior linguistic capacity. I, too withdraw from this unrewarding thrust and parry.
    I thought esquire signified that a man was a landowner.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • HDumptyEsq
    HDumptyEsq Posts: 1,095
    henapple said:
    Esq?...Eat **** queef…
    Raise or direct? What DT? Can you do it in a DO? Where do I stick my Maverick? Is low and slow and overnight OK? What rub do you recommend? YADADADA

    Tony in Brentwood, TN.

    Medium BGE, New Braunfels off-set smoker, 3-burner Charbroiler gasser, mainly used for Eggcessory  storage, old electric upright now used for Amaz-N-Smoker.

    "I like cooking with wine - sometimes I put it in the food." - W. C. Fields

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  • SenecaTheYounger
    SenecaTheYounger Posts: 368
    @littlesteven

    'Esq' is an affectation many lawyers adopt.  It has no legal meaning in that regard, but it doesn't stop many lawyers from using it.


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    Seneca Falls, NY

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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    Yes I agree that some barristers and solicitors do use esquire in the US. In Canada and the rest of the British Commonwealth I believe it does mean "land owner" Says so on my deed anyway.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,742
    SenecaTheYounger said:
    @littlesteven

    'Esq' is an affectation many lawyers adopt.  It has no legal meaning in that regard, but it doesn't stop many lawyers from using it.



    Also adopted by douchebags the world over.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    Wikopedia, which is always spot on, says it is a statement of respect, interchangeable with Mr. I'm wrong again

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
    Holy $hi+ balls the forum is on the fritz. OT is the new topic and I've got a front row seat...score! I'm just like hell ya I love a good train wreck! image
    LBGE 2013 & MM 2014
    Die Hard HUSKER & BRONCO FAN
    Flying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL
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  • HDumptyEsq
    HDumptyEsq Posts: 1,095
    JohnInCarolina said:
    SenecaTheYounger said:
    @littlesteven

    'Esq' is an affectation many lawyers adopt.  It has no legal meaning in that regard, but it doesn't stop many lawyers from using it.



    Also adopted by douchebags the world over.
    So as an avatar I designed a green egg in a top hat and an English tongue-in-cheeck attachment. I guess it was bait too English. Whatever.

    Tony in Brentwood, TN.

    Medium BGE, New Braunfels off-set smoker, 3-burner Charbroiler gasser, mainly used for Eggcessory  storage, old electric upright now used for Amaz-N-Smoker.

    "I like cooking with wine - sometimes I put it in the food." - W. C. Fields

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,742
    NPHuskerFL said:
    Holy $hi+ balls the forum is on the fritz. OT is the new topic and I've got a front row seat...score! I'm just like hell ya I love a good train wreck! image

    We're never gonna survive, unless we get a little crazy.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Little Steven said:
    Wikopedia, which is always spot on, says it is a statement of respect, interchangeable with Mr. I'm wrong again
    I always thought it was associated with attorneys, and in the US it is. In England, it enjoys a broader use.  
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    I love lamp..
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  • travisstrick
    travisstrick Posts: 5,002
    Flag this comment as troll just because.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    Travis,

    If I was just a little bit tougher I would flag you.

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • NPHuskerFL
    NPHuskerFL Posts: 17,629
    travisstrick said:

    Flag this comment as troll just because.

    Your welcome.
    ;)
    LBGE 2013 & MM 2014
    Die Hard HUSKER & BRONCO FAN
    Flying Low & Slow in "Da Burg" FL
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    Little Steven said:
    Travis,

    If I was just a little bit tougher I would flag you.
    There's no "wuss" flag, unfortunately.  Toughen up, Steve.
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    I love lamp..
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  • canegger
    canegger Posts: 540
    Travis they are trying to hide your thread now
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  • Little Steven
    Little Steven Posts: 28,817
    Travis would kick my ass man!

    Steve 

    Caledon, ON

     

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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    Which thread from Travis are they trying to hide? I hope it's not this one:
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
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  • canegger
    canegger Posts: 540
    Sorry I meant his post above about flagging him
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  • Fred19Flintstone
    Fred19Flintstone Posts: 8,174
    Little Steven said:
    Wikopedia, which is always spot on, says it is a statement of respect, interchangeable with Mr. I'm wrong again
    Heh!  Heh!  Heh!  I changed Wikopedia to that earlier today.....SNAP!!!!
    Flint, Michigan
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  • travisstrick
    travisstrick Posts: 5,002
    No spit!!!!! It looks like if we flag a post enough it hides it's self.
    Be careful, man! I've got a beverage here.
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  • DMW
    DMW Posts: 13,836
    Wow, maybe someone is watching this place...
    They/Them
    Morgantown, PA

    XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer -  PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE  - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    First time I've seen that too.  It's that post's way be being embarrassed.
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    I love lamp..
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  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,742
    DMW said:
    Wow, maybe someone is watching this place...

    LOL
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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  • Eggcelsior
    Eggcelsior Posts: 14,414
    travisstrick said:

    No spit!!!!! It looks like if we flag a post enough it hides it's self.

    5 times a charm. I went through old trolling threads and the usual suspects were grayed out.
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 34,742
    Eggcelsior said:
    No spit!!!!! It looks like if we flag a post enough it hides it's self.
    5 times a charm. I went through old trolling threads and the usual suspects were grayed out.

    Can we gray out entire threads?
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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