A little help please

henapple

Hapster?

saluki2007

Your daily laugh for the day.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KGDyB_yPmw

Chris_Wang

#teammeat in honor of the pole smokers.

Hot Pockets spent a lot of money on that vid. It needed a lot more of Kate Upton IMHO.

Chris_Wang

BUT... A little Kate Upton is better than no Kate Upton.

nolaegghead

@saluki2007 masterful.  That's what I'm shooting for. 

HDumptyEsq

SenecaTheYounger said:

Some limp wristed simpleton disagreed that the NYT crossword could be done in a half hour to fortyfive minutes. Hmmm 1.) Across: first letter 'P', five letters; "What's new, _-cat ...."; 1965 Tom Jones hit

"It is, of course better to know useless things than to know nothing".  - Seneca the Elder :P

SenecaTheYounger

>"It is, of course better to know useless things than to know nothing"

Said the Lawyer.

Eggcelsior

saluki2007

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Good god we are a strange bunch. I guess that's why I love it here so much. Lost souls, perverts, and weirdos make me happy

HDumptyEsq

SenecaTheYounger said:

>"It is, of course better to know useless things than to know nothing"

Said the Lawyer.

Said Seneca The Elder - any relation?

SenecaTheYounger

Although "esq" implies a lawyerly association, I can infer that you are at least very likely not a trial attorney, or you would be better skilled at verbal banter, wit, badinage, and raillery.

I will withdraw, as a sport offers no real reward when the opponent is lesser skilled to the degree I am sensing you are.  Unfortunately, this is not golf, where we (and especially others, neutral) could add or subtract a definitive number of strokes to your scorecard, in order to compensate you for your inabilities and bring you closer to me for purposes of declaring a winner.

Eggcelsior

I'm stopping by my local Hot Pockets purveyor, picking up a few, and contemplating life for 3 minutes and 30 seconds.

"Man this is good, just like the Hypn-"

saluki2007

Guys eggcelsior found his shirt to sell:

HDumptyEsq

SenecaTheYounger said:

Although "esq" implies a lawyerly association, I can infer that you are at least very likely not a trial attorney, or you would be better skilled at verbal banter, wit, badinage, and raillery.

I will withdraw, as a sport offers no real reward when the opponent is lesser skilled to the degree I am sensing you are.  Unfortunately, this is not golf, where we (and especially others, neutral) could add or subtract a definitive number of strokes to your scorecard, in order to compensate you for your inabilities and bring you closer to me for purposes of declaring a winner.

The esq. reference is merely an indication of being an English male. In matters related to mail an address requires one of 'master, mister (Mr) or Esq. and makes no representation as to profession.

Your reference to a handlcap may have other implications as a ruse by the use of egotistical perceived superior linguistic capacity. I, too withdraw from this unrewarding thrust and parry.

jls9595

HDumptyEsq said:

SenecaTheYounger said:

Although "esq" implies a lawyerly association, I can infer that you are at least very likely not a trial attorney, or you would be better skilled at verbal banter, wit, badinage, and raillery.

I will withdraw, as a sport offers no real reward when the opponent is lesser skilled to the degree I am sensing you are.  Unfortunately, this is not golf, where we (and especially others, neutral) could add or subtract a definitive number of strokes to your scorecard, in order to compensate you for your inabilities and bring you closer to me for purposes of declaring a winner.

The esq. reference is merely an indication of being an English male. In matters related to mail an address requires one of 'master, mister (Mr) or Esq. and makes no representation as to profession.

Your reference to a handlcap may have other implications as a ruse by the use of egotistical perceived superior linguistic capacity. I, too withdraw from this unrewarding thrust and parry.

henapple

Watch "I'm Not Crazy, My Mother Had Me Tested - Sheldon …" on YouTube
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SenecaTheYounger

@humpty: I would not say that it was a ruse implying superior linguistic capability.  It was instead a blatant declaration. 

Eggcelsior

Never bring a gun to a slap fight.

En Garde!

buzd504

It's not serious until they take their shirt off.

HDumptyEsq

Then it should read "assumed superiority". ASSumed only by yourself.

saluki2007

Since everyone is drinking whisky today, I'm just gonna throw this out there: http://eggheadforum.com/discussion/comment/1235372

SenecaTheYounger

Since you threw that out there, you should have paid attention on the original forum, where McNuttly's identity was clearly known, if not at first, when he ultimately revealed it.

HDumptyEsq

saluki2007 said:

Since everyone is drinking whisky today, I'm just gonna throw this out there: http://eggheadforum.com/discussion/comment/1235372

Well said. My apologies for getting gritty. The last thing I want to do is upset the members of this forum. I'll tone it down.

saluki2007

While I have been contributing and laugh my a$$ off on the many of threads this has crossed over on, I happened to run across that while looking at some of eggerrinLa's comments.

nolaegghead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfUU6coziu4

Little Steven

How the hell do I miss this stuff?

DMW

Little Steven said:

How the hell do I miss this stuff?

You need to obsessively check the forum several times a day.

HDumptyEsq

Little Steven said:

How the hell do I miss this stuff?

DMW said:

Little Steven said:

How the hell do I miss this stuff?

You need to obsessively check the forum several times a day.

I've now retired and have a little more time to do as DMW suggests. I now fear I shouldn't and just go about other business and stay out of trouble.

DMW

@HdumptyEsq No you should carry on with business as usual, it's more fun for the rest of us. :-) For those of us not lucky enough to be retired, smartphones have raised time wasting to a whole nother level. )