Largest Animal for BGE

Ozzie_Isaac

RRP said:

nolaegghead said:

I think most of us have grabbed some snapper in some form more than once.

ah…digit removing twats…was not in my realm.

Sir, your stories are amazing, but your wit is what slays me.

Dyal_SC

When you say “bare handed,” are you excluding full body contact?  Because if I could use my legs and feet, also perhaps some pressure point control tactics, I think I could take on a bush animal slightly bigger than a wallaby. Possibly a medium sized goat or small donkey. 

GrateEggspectations

Dyal_SC said:

When you say “bare handed,” are you excluding full body contact?  Because if I could use my legs and feet, also perhaps some pressure point control tactics, I think I could take on a bush animal slightly bigger than a wallaby. Possibly a medium sized goat or small donkey. 

Where can I buy tickets?

JohnInCarolina

Ozzie_Isaac said:

caliking said:

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Canugghead said:

Jstroke said:

Wild Animal—if I have to catch it first barehanded I’ll go with Canada Goose. They don’t move really fast in the Kroger parking lot. 

Ya try walking near a mother goose's nest, don't ask how I know 

My uncle rode a jet ski by a goose with geeslings.  That goose chased him for half the lake, beating him with its wings.

goslings

Not a Canadian Ryan.  Baby geese.

Ozzie_Isaac

Take rooster off my list:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-killed-aggressive-pet-rooster-29226369

fishlessman

Ozzie_Isaac said:

RRP said:

nolaegghead said:

I think most of us have grabbed some snapper in some form more than once.

ah…digit removing twats…was not in my realm.

Sir, your stories are amazing, but your wit is what slays me.

i learned about those man eating toothed things in a man haters course in college. teacher told the class its mans greatest fear.  class was quickly dropped off my schedule

fishlessman

RRP said:

nolaegghead said:

I think most of us have grabbed some snapper in some form more than once.

ah…digit removing twats…was not in my realm.

i learned about those man eating toothed things in a man haters course in college. teacher told the class its mans greatest fear.  class was quickly dropped off my schedule

TheFishWhisperer

fishlessman said:

RRP said:

nolaegghead said:

I think most of us have grabbed some snapper in some form more than once.

ah…digit removing twats…was not in my realm.

i learned about those man eating toothed things in a man haters course in college. teacher told the class its mans greatest fear.  class was quickly dropped off my schedule

I signed up for a course on man hating in college.  Strange, but it turned out to not be my thing.

fishlessman

needed an elective, women in society fit my schedule, sat in for a couple weeks and watched 30 women get angry. not my thing, never actually added the course. so how did your all male ballroom dancing elective turn out

BuckeyeFork

Ballroom should be a requirement for all men in college.  That's when I switched to boxers and I've never looked back.

alaskanassasin

This is assuming that you can catch the damn thing, my experience with wild animals is they will run for their lives whenever they see you unless they are pretty sure they can take you with their bare hands.

GrateEggspectations

BuckeyeFork said:

Ballroom should be a requirement for all men in college.  That's when I switched to boxers and I've never looked back.

nolaegghead

Sorry in advance…

https://youtu.be/wU9Daiu5XoM