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Largest Animal for BGE
Ozzie_Isaac
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What do you think the largest/most dangerous animal is that you could dispatch in a bare handed fight in order to cook on your BGE?
Maybe your purpose in life is only to serve as an example for others? - LPL
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Something slightly smaller/less dangerous than my ex-wife, obviously. Since she got my first egg.Clinton, Iowa
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Tree rat, but I might have to enjoy some fancy wine beforehand to help fuel my courage to wrangle with it.
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I am pretty sure I could take a goose on.
Maybe your purpose in life is only to serve as an example for others? - LPL
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I had actually thought “oyster”, but then I remembered they’d have me squarely beat with their shells - you did say bare handed. Humans are physically weak AF.
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"The pig is an amazing animal. You feed a pig an apple and it makes bacon. Let's see Michael Phelps do that" - Jim Gaffigan
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Buffalo in a goffer feild or off a cliff😁fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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“Bare handed” definitely mixes things up a bit.
I’m thinking kangaroo."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike -
GrateEggspectations said:I had actually thought “oyster”, but then I remembered they’d have me squarely beat with their shells - you did say bare handed. Humans are physically weak AF.fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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WeberWho said:JohnInCarolina said:“Bare handed” definitely mixes things up a bit.
I’m thinking kangaroo."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike -
A likely story right there!Edit for emojiLouisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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Definitely a turkey. Just one though, and not the entire rafter.~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
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I choked out a 200lb Great Pyrenees bare handed but I would not want to eat it, and had I finished it off I don’t think the in-laws would still be talking to me.South of Columbus, Ohio.
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Wild Animal—if I have to catch it first barehanded I’ll go with Canada Goose. They don’t move really fast in the Kroger parking lot.Columbus, Ohio--A Gasser filled with Matchlight and an Ugly Drum.
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I don't think I would pick any Australian animal, except maybe a platypus.
Maybe your purpose in life is only to serve as an example for others? - LPL
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Jstroke said:Wild Animal—if I have to catch it first barehanded I’ll go with Canada Goose. They don’t move really fast in the Kroger parking lot.
Maybe your purpose in life is only to serve as an example for others? - LPL
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Underrated: turtle"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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Jstroke said:Wild Animal—if I have to catch it first barehanded I’ll go with Canada Goose. They don’t move really fast in the Kroger parking lot.canuckland
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Canugghead said:Jstroke said:Wild Animal—if I have to catch it first barehanded I’ll go with Canada Goose. They don’t move really fast in the Kroger parking lot.
Maybe your purpose in life is only to serve as an example for others? - LPL
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JohnInCarolina said:Underrated: turtle
Maybe your purpose in life is only to serve as an example for others? - LPL
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Ozzie_Isaac said:Canugghead said:Jstroke said:Wild Animal—if I have to catch it first barehanded I’ll go with Canada Goose. They don’t move really fast in the Kroger parking lot."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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Ozzie_Isaac said:JohnInCarolina said:Underrated: turtle"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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Ozzie_Isaac said:JohnInCarolina said:Underrated: turtleJstroke said:Wild Animal—if I have to catch it first barehanded I’ll go with Canada Goose. They don’t move really fast in the Kroger parking lot.
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GrateEggspectations said:Ozzie_Isaac said:JohnInCarolina said:Underrated: turtleJstroke said:Wild Animal—if I have to catch it first barehanded I’ll go with Canada Goose. They don’t move really fast in the Kroger parking lot.
Seriously though, they are fast and can really turn quick and get you. However, if you could actually grab it, you might be okay. If you're toward the front half, their necks are long enough to bite you.Maybe your purpose in life is only to serve as an example for others? - LPL
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JohnInCarolina said:Ozzie_Isaac said:JohnInCarolina said:Underrated: turtle
Soon thereafter Mr Bell took my Father and me to his favorite muddy creek to teach us just how to look for and catch a snapper without losing a digit or two! My Dad got one! I never did...and soon thereafter Mr Bell died. I never again tried grabbing a "submerged digit remover"! -
I think most of us have grabbed some snapper in some form more than once.______________________________________________I love lamp..
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nolaegghead said:I think most of us have grabbed some snapper in some form more than once.
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Ozzie_Isaac said:Canugghead said:Jstroke said:Wild Animal—if I have to catch it first barehanded I’ll go with Canada Goose. They don’t move really fast in the Kroger parking lot.#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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I was backing out of my driveway one day when I heard an enormous pop. Thought I had blown a tire. Got out to check and discovered I had run over a snapping turtle. Blood, shells and egg yolks everywhere. Then I saw them… little turtle shell specks. Realized then that they were dang snapping turtle fetuses. The heifer was pregnant with fertilized eggs. Felt bad but left it be for the raccoons to lick up.To answer your question, I think I could take on a wallaby. They’re a little bit smaller than a kangaroo. Sorta like a pony is to a horse.
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Ozzie_Isaac said:I don't think I would pick any Australian animal, except maybe a platypus.
I have caught and killed a Tom turkey. That was a fight and my right bicep was one big bruise. -
caliking said:Ozzie_Isaac said:Canugghead said:Jstroke said:Wild Animal—if I have to catch it first barehanded I’ll go with Canada Goose. They don’t move really fast in the Kroger parking lot.
Maybe your purpose in life is only to serve as an example for others? - LPL
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