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JohnInCarolina
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There’s… a lot of these.
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Well, the main board BGE balloon cook thread just got nuked. But the balloon moves on-now over NC.
Watch out @JohnInCarolina.Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint. -
Balloon came over last night - it was huge and scary.

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Possibly both.
“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk -
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
^^^Tiny, very tiny peen^^^______________________________________________I love lamp..
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I do wonder how many yahoos have actually fired at the balloon, and I wonder how many think they have a rifle that was capable of actually sending a bullet that distance.Chatter seems to be that we are going to down the balloon off the coast of South Carolina.
“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk -
Has Nikki Haley offered to personally take it out with a drone yet?HeavyG said:I do wonder how many yahoos have actually fired at the balloon, and I wonder how many think they have a rifle that was capable of actually sending a bullet that distance.Chatter seems to be that we are going to down the balloon off the coast of South Carolina."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Popfukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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Yep-no more. Hope we can get some intel from it.Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.
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“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk
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A .30-06 will travel 10,000 feet straight up, 1/6th the distance (before the military shot it). Takes slightly less than a minute to come down. All bullets shot straight up reach a terminal velocity around 150 mph with about 1/10th their kinetic energy, which can still kill someone.HeavyG said:I do wonder how many yahoos have actually fired at the balloon, and I wonder how many think they have a rifle that was capable of actually sending a bullet that distance.Chatter seems to be that we are going to down the balloon off the coast of South Carolina.______________________________________________I love lamp.. -
Looked like it was rigged to drop the equipment when the balloon popped. Separated with the hit and dropped itlousubcap said:Yep-no more. Hope we can get some intel from it.fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it -
I was thinking they Chinese detonated it when they saw us trying to shoot it down. Based on the logic the military would want to preserve any Intel by shooting at the bladder______________________________________________I love lamp..
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(Waiting for Boebert to thank China Joe for shooting it down…)
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China Joe had the shot taken at the bottom of the balloon to destroy all the evidence......nolaegghead said:(Waiting for Boebert to thank China Joe for shooting it down…)fukahwee maineyou can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it -
Don’t hold your breath.nolaegghead said:(Waiting for Boebert to thank China Joe for shooting it down…)"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
And delivered without any fortune cookies...Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.
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Balloon debris is in water less than 50 feet deep. Recovery of whatever is left should be simple and quick. Not expecting much here but you never know...Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period. CHEETO (aka Agent Orange) makes Nixon look like a saint.
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Would be pretty funny if what is recovered turns out to be just random junk pieces of scaffolding and junk solar panels and that the Chinese were just punking us to see how we'd react.
“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk -
I thought the same, that they purposefully sent a weather satellite to f*ck with us and make us look stupid to the world. Just one of a multitude of pointless speculation.______________________________________________I love lamp..
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Curious- Why would we look stupid to the world for shooting down a Chinese balloon floating over the US, regardless of its contents? And why do you guys enjoy the thought of the US looking stupid?Snellville, GA
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Eggdicted_Dawgfan said:Curious- Why would we look stupid to the world for shooting down a Chinese balloon floating over the US, regardless of its contents? And why do you guys enjoy the thought of the US looking stupid?
- It was a joke, if the Chinese filled the thing with junk and we shot it down, it would be like they punked us. You know, like a practical joke.
- I didn't read anything that showed anyone would enjoy the US looking stupid
- Lighten up, Francis
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@Eggdicted_Dawgfan ^^^ - MTG is a prime example of an American exhorting stupid Americans to look stupid. Its not a good look to put forward to the world.JohnInCarolina said:
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I don't think she's in the league of MAGAts that say dumb **** like that. Not yet, at least.JohnInCarolina said:
Has Nikki Haley offered to personally take it out with a drone yet?HeavyG said:I do wonder how many yahoos have actually fired at the balloon, and I wonder how many think they have a rifle that was capable of actually sending a bullet that distance.Chatter seems to be that we are going to down the balloon off the coast of South Carolina.
Fun fact - we knew her family back in the day.#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013A happy BGE family in Houston, TX. -
Oh she's perfectly capable of throwing red meat out to the crowd. I'll just leave this here:caliking said:
I don't think she's in the league of MAGAts that say dumb **** like that. Not yet, at least.JohnInCarolina said:
Has Nikki Haley offered to personally take it out with a drone yet?HeavyG said:I do wonder how many yahoos have actually fired at the balloon, and I wonder how many think they have a rifle that was capable of actually sending a bullet that distance.Chatter seems to be that we are going to down the balloon off the coast of South Carolina.
https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
It didn’t sound like a joke? He sounded pretty serious to me. And it seems to fit his thinking of the US overall, just from his past comments. Talking about @HeavyG.Legume said:Eggdicted_Dawgfan said:Curious- Why would we look stupid to the world for shooting down a Chinese balloon floating over the US, regardless of its contents? And why do you guys enjoy the thought of the US looking stupid?- It was a joke, if the Chinese filled the thing with junk and we shot it down, it would be like they punked us. You know, like a practical joke.
- I didn't read anything that showed anyone would enjoy the US looking stupid
- Lighten up, Francis
How would it be like they punked us? I mean floating a huge balloon over another country unannounced should be immediate grounds to act. Regardless of its contents. So if it contains nothing why does that make any difference in how we look for taking it down. Any balloon from another country that comes unannounced should be taken down, in my eyes.Lighten up? I think you read my message in the wrong context. I was not heavy at all. Honest questions.Snellville, GA
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