Investment Opportunity

Ozzie_Isaac

For the low low price of $2500 you can double your money:

Ozzie_Isaac

Surprised my DMs haven't been just slammed.

HeavyG

I certainly felt bad for that elderly couple trying to cash that in at the bank.

nolaegghead

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/31/business/tax-opportunity-zones.html

paqman

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Surprised my DMs haven't been just slammed.

Didn’t realize you were taking orders.  Maybe you would have better luck running targeted advertising to wolves?

Also, you could try convincing JIC to leverage all his SMS (text) contacts to help you.

Ozzie_Isaac

HeavyG said:

I certainly felt bad for that elderly couple trying to cash that in at the bank.

Hopefully it wasn't their life savings.  The cult of personality is as troubling as impressive.

JohnInCarolina

Isn’t there some Trump Crypto I can buy instead?  Like the DonnyCoin?

fishlessman

ive got some vacuum cleaning tokens, i mean, GOLD COINS for sale for those interested. invest in gold, my gold

caliking

Hard to feel any pity for the fools who think these are worth much. 

https://www.ebay.com/itm/204057863176?_trkparms=amclksrc=ITM&aid=1110006&algo=HOMESPLICE.SIM&ao=1&asc=20200818143230&meid=8b385398975a4399aa1d4ab0b7b1d806&pid=101224&rk=4&rkt=5&sd=185530075098&itm=204057863176&pmt=1&noa=1&pg=2047675&algv=DefaultOrganicWeb&_trksid=p2047675.c101224.m-1

About $1 each. No stated denomination, or weight. Hence, actual value=0.

Glad to see that they're locally made... in China. Wait until the MAGAts figure that out. 

caliking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8hmVCbsOLs

Legume

What is the accent that true patriot has?  I just can’t place it.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Legume said:

What is the accent that true patriot has?  I just can’t place it.

Sounds like she is chained to a sewing machine in the Trump tie factory. 

Canugghead

Seriously, we burn these to worship our ancestors.

Botch

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Canugghead

Botch said:

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Trump bucks bills or Chyna heaven/hell bank notes?

Can't speak for either, I light with torch+hairdryer. 

lousubcap

And here I thought it was a joke and not available for purchase.  At least it is a joke but a sad one at that.  

Ozzie_Isaac

caliking said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8hmVCbsOLs

Lol!!  Love the heavy Eastern European accent.

JohnInCarolina

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