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OT: Swat Pants?

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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,296
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    No but I wish they would stop spamming me.
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 19,043
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    A bison’s level of aggressiveness, both physical and passive, is legendary. - NPS
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  • RRP
    RRP Posts: 25,888
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    9 zip pockets??? I can possibly find something to put in maybe 4 pockets… but 9?


    Re-gasketing America one yard at a time.
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  • Ozzie_Isaac
    Ozzie_Isaac Posts: 19,043
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    JohnInCarolina said:
    RRP said:
    9 zip pockets??? I can possibly find something to put in maybe 4 pockets… but 9?


    Ron that’s where you store extra Patriot meals!
    That is what we refer to as "callback" in the biz.
    A bison’s level of aggressiveness, both physical and passive, is legendary. - NPS
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  • RRP
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    JohnInCarolina said:
    RRP said:
    9 zip pockets??? I can possibly find something to put in maybe 4 pockets… but 9?


    Ron that’s where you store extra Patriot meals
    Tell you what, John…i promise I will mark “for JIC ONLY.on EACH package of “broccoli, rice and cheese) in the rear pockets of those sweat pants  Between my butt to keep them warm until you find my cold dead body…BUT HURRY as they r,e only good for 25 short years! 

    Re-gasketing America one yard at a time.
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 30,947
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    RRP said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    RRP said:
    9 zip pockets??? I can possibly find something to put in maybe 4 pockets… but 9?


    Ron that’s where you store extra Patriot meals
    Tell you what, John…i promise I will mark “for JIC ONLY.on EACH package of “broccoli, rice and cheese) in the rear pockets of those sweat pants  Between my butt to keep them warm until you find my cold dead body…BUT HURRY as they r,e only good for 25 short years! 

    Ron I love this because only a true friend would keep a Patriot Supply meal warm between his cheeks for another Egghead!
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • The Cen-Tex Smoker
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    Gulfcoastguy said:
    No but I wish they would stop spamming me.
    That is funny right there. Well done sir. 
    Keepin' It Weird in The ATX FBTX
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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,296
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    I have to delete at least two emails from me every day. Then they are every other advertisement on YouTube. So I do wish that they would go away.
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  • CPFC1905
    CPFC1905 Posts: 1,860
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    Naturally I'll be ordering several pairs, to go with the pre-sweated stained tactical baseball cap with tactical badges and scuff marks, that are also tactical.
    However, and I am no expert, isn't the choice of slung bottle location sub-optimal in the event of needing to run? I know it's all tactical drive-by now and running is like so Napster generation.  
    Or perhaps there's a stretchy tactical swat cup I can order too? 
    Other girls may try to take me away 
    But you know, it's by your side I will stay
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  • HeavyG
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    CPFC1905 said:
    Naturally I'll be ordering several pairs, to go with the pre-sweated stained tactical baseball cap with tactical badges and scuff marks, that are also tactical.
    However, and I am no expert, isn't the choice of slung bottle location sub-optimal in the event of needing to run? I know it's all tactical drive-by now and running is like so Napster generation.  
    Or perhaps there's a stretchy tactical swat cup I can order too? 

    Water bottle would seem to be continually bouncing off the goolies. Perhaps that is intended as a motivator to run harder, just like spurring a horse.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • Botch
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    Would you like a side of tactical watch to go with that?  :rofl:
     
    https://www.alpha-strong.net/products/alpha-watch
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    Remember when teachers used to say 'You won't have a calculator everywhere you go'?  Well, we showed them.


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  • CPFC1905
    CPFC1905 Posts: 1,860
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    HeavyG said:
    CPFC1905 said:
    Naturally I'll be ordering several pairs, to go with the pre-sweated stained tactical baseball cap with tactical badges and scuff marks, that are also tactical.
    However, and I am no expert, isn't the choice of slung bottle location sub-optimal in the event of needing to run? I know it's all tactical drive-by now and running is like so Napster generation.  
    Or perhaps there's a stretchy tactical swat cup I can order too? 

    Water bottle would seem to be continually bouncing off the goolies. Perhaps that is intended as a motivator to run harder, just like spurring a horse.
    OK, building on that theme - perhaps the tactical operator chooses that location so that when viewed in profile it looks as if they are in fact naked and extremely tactically proficient, so to speak? 
    Other girls may try to take me away 
    But you know, it's by your side I will stay
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  • CPFC1905
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    Botch said:
    Would you like a side of tactical watch to go with that?  :rofl:
     
    https://www.alpha-strong.net/products/alpha-watch
    Yep,  I'm having one of them too.
    To go along with my tactical clipboard and pen,  aka the tactical oxymoron. 
    Other girls may try to take me away 
    But you know, it's by your side I will stay
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  • caliking
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    Tactical socks. Don’t forget the tactical socks. That’s how you topple governments. 

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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  • CPFC1905
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    caliking said:
    Tactical socks. Don’t forget the tactical socks. That’s how you topple governments. 
    I am glad you mentioned that;
    1) seems to be plenty of them in circulation over here right now.  Even the right wing press are say our current PM has only weeks left in post. 
    2) I do have some ‘tactical’ socks and they are amazing. From Tilley whose hats famously can survive transit through the alimentary canal of an elephant.  The socks are ten years old and in pristine condition despite regular rotation. 

    Other girls may try to take me away 
    But you know, it's by your side I will stay
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