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bad cops...bad cops...what you gonna do....

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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 18,943
    Since the siding is off his house, what about casually letting some termites get acquainted with his property?

    You can buy them online. Not sure if they're the wood-destroying kind. 
     

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    fishlessman said:
    caliking said:
    One could get creative with this stuff…
    https://liquidass.com/pages/neighbor-revenge

    A few squirts in the boat, his car, window sills, etc. 

    this would be fun, he has a rolls royce kit car he likes to drive around in, topless, would be easy to find the car in a parking lot somewhere.  i would still need to see him spend about 2 grand for the 300 dollar  dub tub though. having the inspector make him remove the siding thats not permitted would be nice, but its too soon, he would know it was me. give it a year and there will be something else that comes along and he will suspect everyone in the neighborhood

    Playing the long game...smart!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,547
    HeavyG said:
    fishlessman said:
    caliking said:
    One could get creative with this stuff…
    https://liquidass.com/pages/neighbor-revenge

    A few squirts in the boat, his car, window sills, etc. 

    this would be fun, he has a rolls royce kit car he likes to drive around in, topless, would be easy to find the car in a parking lot somewhere.  i would still need to see him spend about 2 grand for the 300 dollar  dub tub though. having the inspector make him remove the siding thats not permitted would be nice, but its too soon, he would know it was me. give it a year and there will be something else that comes along and he will suspect everyone in the neighborhood

    Playing the long game...smart!

    gives him time to repent....sorta like when danny crosses billy off the list


    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • Ike
    Ike Posts: 348
    send a bag of POOP....https://poopsenders.com/
    Owensboro, KY.  First Eggin' 4/12/08.  Large, small, 22" Blackstone and lotsa goodies.
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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,547
    Ike said:
    send a bag of POOP....https://poopsenders.com/

    dozen roses delivered to his wife from a secret admirer
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • WildmanWilson
    WildmanWilson Posts: 527
    AnothaStolenGenrator said:
    WildmanWilson said:
    You ever watch the movie Cop Land? You can be Freddy Heflin. 
    Heflin was the sheriff.  I don’t think fishlessman is sporting a badge himself, cowboy.  You are more like Wyatt Derp than Wyatt Earp.
    I guess it went over your head. I’m merely saying that one person can take on corruption. I don’t expect him to go full Rambo and kill everyone in the town. 
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,795
    “Wyatt Derp” 😂
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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