bad cops...bad cops...what you gonna do....

fishlessman

retired intown townie cop stole my boat. what would you do, seems like a no win situation for me. all i see is just let all the neighbors know that he stole my little 300 dollar mirrorcraft. theres no paperwork so reporting it will be pointless. theres going to need to be some payback though.....

JohnInCarolina

Have you thought about defunding the police?  

Legume

Did you have a Protected by Smith & Wesson bumper sticker on it?  Are there no good guys with guns near you?

caliking

Well that sux.

Remember that revenge is a dish best served cold. In the meantime, print out that picture of the van full of goats, and tape it to his windshield.

HeavyG

There's a few folks here on the forum that would love to don all their tactical gear (tho I suspect some probably sleep with it all on - just to be safe y'know) and load up and deliver some sweet, sweet justice.

fishlessman

JohnInCarolina said:

Have you thought about defunding the police?  

Only in Maine. We don't have any but I'm sure I'm paying for some in town

fishlessman

caliking said:

Well that sux.

Remember that revenge is a dish best served cold. In the meantime, print out that picture of the van full of goats, and tape it to his windshield.

Will start with two eyes for an eye but that's not enough. That's just getting even.

fishlessman

HeavyG said:

There's a few folks here on the forum that would love to don all their tactical gear (tho I suspect some probably sleep with it all on - just to be safe y'know) and load up and deliver some sweet, sweet justice.

Maybe give them a torn hundred bucks and when I see something in the paper they get the second half. I'm missing the old days..,

fishlessman

took the dog for a walk this morning.....no permit on his house, putting new siding on the house, no tyvek moisture barrier ........hmmmmmm

JohnInCarolina

Where is the boat right now, fish?  Has he parked it out front?

fishlessman

JohnInCarolina said:

Where is the boat right now, fish?  Has he parked it out front?

he has it two houses over with a motor on it, claims the last owner of my house let him leave it there 30 years ago. last owner says it was theirs and it goes with the house when i bought it 23 years ago. dont need the hassle of his friends randomly pulling me over. two sons, ones an officer, the other is a straight out thief, both are heavy into drugs. my other neighbors on vacation this week, they asked me to put there trash outside on trash day so that this guy wouldnt know they were on vacation. thats the kinda guy he is. i get home yesterday and put their trash out and see the boat gone, thought the kid stole it so said something......no, its the belligerent dad.

i could go on about the things he has done to neighbors, breaking and entering, caught on tape in upstairs bedrooms, peeping tom with a new neighbor girl etc. always gets brushed away when reported

kinda hoping the new siding means he is selling

WildmanWilson

Do you have any pictures of it in your yard or while you were using it?

fishlessman

WildmanWilson said:

Do you have any pictures of it in your yard or while you were using it?

yes.....but do i need to be harassed by 172 officers in town......its a no win

WildmanWilson

fishlessman said:

WildmanWilson said:

Do you have any pictures of it in your yard or while you were using it?

yes.....but do i need to be harassed by 172 officers in town......its a no win

If you have proof go to the media and run the story if you can’t get it straightened out. Don’t be afraid of this guy. Maybe others in the department hate him too. Record everything when talking to any policeman. They are not above the law and someone will have your back. 

HeavyG

Yeah fishless...get on Twitter and call the guy bad names.

WildmanWilson

HeavyG said:

Yeah fishless...get on Twitter and call the guy bad names.

There are actually news organizations beyond Twitter in case you haven’t heard. Why are people afraid of a dirty cop? If it gets overlooked it just gets worse. 

Legume

WildmanWilson said:

HeavyG said:

Yeah fishless...get on Twitter and call the guy bad names.

There are actually news organizations beyond Twitter in case you haven’t heard. Why are people afraid of a dirty cop? If it gets overlooked it just gets worse. 

You should go up there and help solve this Mr Gun

caliking

One could get creative with this stuff…
https://liquidass.com/pages/neighbor-revenge

A few squirts in the boat, his car, window sills, etc. 

caliking

A few good ideas here…

https://www.boredpanda.com/petty-annoying-neighbors-revenge/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

HeavyG

WildmanWilson said:

HeavyG said:

Yeah fishless...get on Twitter and call the guy bad names.

There are actually news organizations beyond Twitter in case you haven’t heard. Why are people afraid of a dirty cop? If it gets overlooked it just gets worse. 

Today I Learned: Twitter is apparently a "news organization".

fishlessman

so go on twitter.....a drunk lady gets run over tonight....a false claim gets filed that it was a silver land rover....i get a ride tomorrow to the station for questioning...my range rover gets impounded and searched for evidence.....i get my range rover back with the bumper and grill in the back.....called in for questioning several more times....my lawyer is on call with his hand out.....i know someone in town that this happened too but it was because they were after his wifes uncle who was actually an officer they wanted out......yep, go to twitter

Gulfcoastguy

fishlessman said:

so go on twitter.....a drunk lady gets run over tonight....a false claim gets filed that it was a silver land rover....i get a ride tomorrow to the station for questioning...my range rover gets impounded and searched for evidence.....i get my range rover back with the bumper and grill in the back.....called in for questioning several more times....my lawyer is on call with his hand out.....i know someone in town that this happened too but it was because they were after his wifes uncle who was actually an officer they wanted out......yep, go to twitter

Back in the 70’s the local cops pulled over this long haired hippie in a Beetle. They completely tore it apart, ripped seats, removed door panels and bumpers etc. just had a fine old time. In the end they tossed him his keys and waved him at a chassis surrounded by spare parts. He pocketed the keys, walked to a pay phone and called his Dad the District Attorney. The cops had to reassemble his car , repair any damages , and detail it.

fishlessman

did a beer run back in the 80's to canada thru the nh border. on they way back the border security worked their arses off checking the truck for drugs, hub caps off, air cleaner removed and the carb checked wityh a flashlight, they removed about an eighth of a chord of wood, all the camping and fishing gear. at one point they found a 1950's pack of lucky strikes in a fly vest, they thought they struck gold for a few minutes.  for the 45 minutes they took, we had set up a table and chairs and drank cold canadian bradors.......they put it all back though.  thats back when reagan made it possible to confiscate the car truck boat etc if drugs were found, all they found was that we arrived with too many beers and that problem was fixed quickly

WildmanWilson

Sounds like your mind was made up before you ever posted about this. You decided to just go the revenge route. I understand how you feel. When I was younger that’s how my friends and I rolled. We were some pretty mean guys that took no crap. If we were crossed you can bet there would be payback. I would rather try a legal route and see the justice system work now. If the justice system is broken then try to fix it. Seeing a dirty cop held to account is better revenge than keying his truck or shooting his dog or whatever plan is in the works. You asked what we would do…I’d try the legal road. If all else fails then you still have revenge as a backup. 

fishlessman

WildmanWilson said:

Sounds like your mind was made up before you ever posted about this. You decided to just go the revenge route. I understand how you feel. When I was younger that’s how my friends and I rolled. We were some pretty mean guys that took no crap. If we were crossed you can bet there would be payback. I would rather try a legal route and see the justice system work now. If the justice system is broken then try to fix it. Seeing a dirty cop held to account is better revenge than keying his truck or shooting his dog or whatever plan is in the works. You asked what we would do…I’d try the legal road. If all else fails then you still have revenge as a backup. 

there is no legal route that will work other than taking him to court and that would still bring repercussions . officers highly protect their retired.  i used to run huge frat parties, the key was to hire a retired cop and put him outfront to talk to the guys in the cruiser. never had a problem releasing 2000 drunks out of the house at 10 pm from the town. his gig was every thursday night from 7:30 to ten or all the kegs were empty, 22 kegs and a fully stocked liquor bar and 2000 underage college students. 300 bucks cash worked wonders

dbCooper

@fishlessman

Some reason you don't want to go retrieve the boat, bring it back home and lock it up?

WildmanWilson

You ever watch the movie Cop Land? You can be Freddy Heflin. 

AnothaStolenGenrator

WildmanWilson said:

You ever watch the movie Cop Land? You can be Freddy Heflin. 

Heflin was the sheriff.  I don’t think fishlessman is sporting a badge himself, cowboy.  You are more like Wyatt Derp than Wyatt Earp.

fishlessman

dbCooper said:

@fishlessman

Some reason you don't want to go retrieve the boat, bring it back home and lock it up?

i could see this guy poisoning my dog.  theres been dogs and cats poisoned in the past in the neighborhood plus a few breakins. when caught he tells you things like your door was open, your septic alarm was going off etc, just a full con. someone pennied the electric outlet on my other neighbors house, she had a light on her flagpole and it lines up with his bedroom window. burnt the wire in the wall. theres always one arse in a neighborhood

fishlessman

caliking said:

One could get creative with this stuff…
https://liquidass.com/pages/neighbor-revenge

A few squirts in the boat, his car, window sills, etc. 

this would be fun, he has a rolls royce kit car he likes to drive around in, topless, would be easy to find the car in a parking lot somewhere.  i would still need to see him spend about 2 grand for the 300 dollar  dub tub though. having the inspector make him remove the siding thats not permitted would be nice, but its too soon, he would know it was me. give it a year and there will be something else that comes along and he will suspect everyone in the neighborhood

JohnInCarolina

caliking said:

One could get creative with this stuff…
https://liquidass.com/pages/neighbor-revenge

A few squirts in the boat, his car, window sills, etc. 

Why am I not surprised that you know about a product called "Liquid Ass" ?