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It’s 4 AM…

Do you know where your butt is?

Mine is on the Egg. 

Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

Large BGE.

"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX

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  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 22,290
    dmchicago said:
    Six hours in. 164. Stall time!

    Don’t take this the wrong way, but… are you sure you put your probe in the right spot in your butt?
    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    Ruining the forum, one post at a time.  

    Living large in the 919
  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 3,278
    dmchicago said:
    Six hours in. 164. Stall time!

    Don’t take this the wrong way, but… are you sure you put your probe in the right spot in your butt?
    You probe your butt, I’ll probe mine. 
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE.

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 25,045
    Please don't turn this into a "Who's probe is bigger?" discussion.  
    Louisville; "indeterminate Jim" here.  Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!
  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 22,290
    lousubcap said:
    Please don't turn this into a "Who's probe is bigger?" discussion.  
    I will only observe that Dennis seems to be unable to insert his as far as I normally do.
    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    Ruining the forum, one post at a time.  

    Living large in the 919
  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 25,045
    ^^^^^
    Why am I not surprised at the above??  =)
    Louisville; "indeterminate Jim" here.  Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!
  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 3,278
    lousubcap said:
    Please don't turn this into a "Who's probe is bigger?" discussion.  
    I will only observe that Dennis seems to be unable to insert his as far as I normally do.
    My probe is 24” long, so…
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE.

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 22,290
    dmchicago said:
    lousubcap said:
    Please don't turn this into a "Who's probe is bigger?" discussion.  
    I will only observe that Dennis seems to be unable to insert his as far as I normally do.
    My probe is 24” long, so…
    That the one your wife gave you for Christmas?
    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    Ruining the forum, one post at a time.  

    Living large in the 919
  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 3,278
    dmchicago said:
    lousubcap said:
    Please don't turn this into a "Who's probe is bigger?" discussion.  
    I will only observe that Dennis seems to be unable to insert his as far as I normally do.
    My probe is 24” long, so…
    That the one your wife gave you for Christmas?
    That’s it? That’s the joke?
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE.

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 22,290
    dmchicago said:
    dmchicago said:
    lousubcap said:
    Please don't turn this into a "Who's probe is bigger?" discussion.  
    I will only observe that Dennis seems to be unable to insert his as far as I normally do.
    My probe is 24” long, so…
    That the one your wife gave you for Christmas?
    That’s it? That’s the joke?
    It just looked brand new, was my point.  Sheesh… bite my head off, why don’t you?  

    What’s wrong with you?  Up since 4am?  Bidet broken?
    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    Ruining the forum, one post at a time.  

    Living large in the 919
  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 3,278
    I took a nap. But I need to commence to drinking. 
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE.

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 25,045
    @dmchicago - Let me help you with the above epiphany.  All rules time independent.  Next time-
    BGE house rules. Fire the fire-time for the opening adult supervisory beverage.
    Protein on- time for the adult supervisory beverage.
    Then as enjoyed for appropriate oversight for the cook duration and beyond.  
    I'm sure you can adapt.  
    Stay healthy and safe out there-
    Louisville; "indeterminate Jim" here.  Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!
  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 3,278
    14 hours later. 

    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE.

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • calikingcaliking Posts: 16,067
    Lookin' good from over here. 

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 3,278
    This is @YukonRon method 
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE.

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 25,045
    And the $$ shot?
    Louisville; "indeterminate Jim" here.  Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!
  • JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 22,290
    I’d hit it.
    "A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses." - George Orwell 

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    Ruining the forum, one post at a time.  

    Living large in the 919
  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 25,045
    Now we are talking.  Great finish right there.  Nailed it.  
    Louisville; "indeterminate Jim" here.  Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!
  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 25,045
    In the adult movies and the adult on-line sites it's all about the $$ shot.  
    Different flavour here B) on the BGE forum but every picture tells a story.   =)
    Louisville; "indeterminate Jim" here.  Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!
  • dmchicagodmchicago Posts: 3,278
    lousubcap said:
    In the adult movies and the adult on-line sites it's all about the $$ shot.  
    Different flavour here B) on the BGE forum but every picture tells a story.   =)
    So, are saying you want to see more sauce?
    Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

    Large BGE.

    "If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
    Dennis - Austin,TX
  • lousubcaplousubcap Posts: 25,045
    edited January 16
    You can decide the $$ but $$ tell the story!
    Edit: In my day there was a significant contract bonus for the $$ shot and even a premium if right on time.   =)
    Louisville; "indeterminate Jim" here.  Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win.  Life is too short for light/lite beer!
  • BotchBotch Posts: 12,335
    So, the normally top-rated Oxo brand is now making baking sheets that look impossibly difficult to wash?  
     
    And completely OT:  looks like the Pats are going home.  
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