I could be wrong, but isn’t it unsafe….

GrateEggspectations

…to run your BGE inside the house? Though I guess it’s pretty hard to beat the convenience of having your BGE within reach of your seat at the dining room table. 

Is this the official, recommended placement of the grill? If so, I’ve been doing it wrong. 

Also, who drinks red with turkey? What kind of uncouth savages do they think we are?!

WeberWho

How much do you like your in-laws?

GrateEggspectations

WeberWho said:

How much do you like your in-laws?

Enough that I wouldn’t let them be caught dead drinking red with turkey - in this case, quite literally. 

Foghorn

I thought about doing that during SNOWVID in February when the power was out and it was below freezing inside my house.

Then I did some cipherin'.

"If I just run it at a low temp it won't produce much CO2 - so that might be safe... but with the vents barely open it won't produce much heat because ultimately the amount of heat produced is proportional to the amount of fuel burned..." so I was never able to escape the laws of physics.

Based on the fact that I gave this serious consideration it probably won't surprise you that I prefer red wine with poultry - because I prefer red wine with everything.  Some of us are uncouth savages.

danhoo

An excellent well aged Pinot Noir is always part of Thanksgiving turkey meal.

If there were only two items, one would be Pinot. 

[Deleted User]

I know exactly what uncouth savages "you" are!   

GrateEggspectations said:

…to run your BGE inside the house? Though I guess it’s pretty hard to beat the convenience of having your BGE within reach of your seat at the dining room table. 

Is this the official, recommended placement of the grill? If so, I’ve been doing it wrong. 

wps456

We drink turkey-drippings gravy with our turkey at Thanksgiving.

GrateEggspectations

wps456 said:

We drink turkey-drippings gravy with our turkey at Thanksgiving.

I like how you roll.

Ozzie_Isaac

I prefer canned cranberry sauce (Ocean Spray Jellied Cranberry) to any home made cranberry.  It may be my favorite part of the meal.

There I feel better.  Sharing is emotionally uplifting.

lousubcap

@Ozzie_Isaac - the classic artwork of the seams in the Ocean Spray presentation really set it off!  

dannys

I like a nice Cru Beaujolais with Turkey.  Nothing wrong with a read wine with turkey. Nothing wrong with a white wine either

Ozzie_Isaac

lousubcap said:

@Ozzie_Isaac - the classic artwork of the seams in the Ocean Spray presentation really set it off!  

Built in slice lines.  Beautiful design.

GrateEggspectations

@danhoo @Foghorn @dannys: I am but a rabble-rouser trying to rile y’all up on this pre-Friday. 

Kayak

Foghorn said:

I thought about doing that during SNOWVID in February when the power was out and it was below freezing inside my house.

Then I did some cipherin'.

"If I just run it at a low temp it won't produce much CO2 - so that might be safe... but with the vents barely open it won't produce much heat because ultimately the amount of heat produced is proportional to the amount of fuel burned..." so I was never able to escape the laws of physics.

Based on the fact that I gave this serious consideration it probably won't surprise you that I prefer red wine with poultry - because I prefer red wine with everything.  Some of us are uncouth savages.

You didn’t have to be cooking! Make something at high temps, close it up, wheel into dining room, heat cold house. Genius.

Botch

I Egg inside the house but wear my COVID mask.  

lousubcap

@Botch Surely scuba tanks and mask. 
You may want to check out the studies regarding CO and N-95 or less worthy masks.  You could be setting yourself for quite a surprise-could end just like that pesky COVID critter.  

CTMike

A Beaujolais Villages goes great with turkey also, but I’m an uncouth savage. 

Botch

You know I'm kidding, Cap'n, right?  

JohnInCarolina

Are we sure it’s inside?  Looks to be on the porch to me.

Foghorn

GrateEggspectations said:

@danhoo @Foghorn @dannys: I am but a rabble-rouser trying to rile y’all up on this pre-Friday. 

That was understood from the beginning.  I was happy to pretend to be riled up.

danhoo

GrateEggspectations said:

@danhoo @Foghorn @dannys: I am but a rabble-rouser trying to rile y’all up on this pre-Friday. 

Its all good. My mom tried to learn me some couth, but... 

caliking

JohnInCarolina said:

Are we sure it’s inside?  Looks to be on the porch to me.

 I was thinking the same. What if they have a nice table outside? For BGE photo shoots, and such.

Langner91

That turkey looks like it was cooked in the oven, maybe deep fried.  That egg is cold, probably an early Festivus gift to the man of the house.

JohnInCarolina

Has anyone considered the possibility that they just brought the Egg inside so that it could have a seat at the table just like everyone else in the family?

caliking

#eggsarefamilytoo

PigBeanUs

What’s with the quadruple-banded hinge?

PigBeanUs

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Ozzie_Isaac

PigBeanUs said:

What’s with the quadruple-banded hinge?

Holy ****, save the date.  I know something St¡ke doesn't!  That is not a band...it is part of the Egghead Modular Table/Nest system.

JohnInCarolina

Ozzie_Isaac said:

PigBeanUs said:

What’s with the quadruple-banded hinge?

Holy ****, save the date.  I know something St¡ke doesn't!  

Quick - run out and buy a lottery ticket!

PigBeanUs

Ozzie_Isaac said:

Holy ****, save the date.  I know something St¡ke doesn't! 

There’s a first time for everything, skippy. 

Enjoy this feeling. Won’t last long. 

And don’t feel bad that it is something so inconsequential. It’s still pretty good for you!

PigBeanUs

um. Ozzie is the flaggot?