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Tip2Tip Posts: 100

August 2021 in EggHead Forum

Anyone got any good ones they'd like to share?

California

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JohnInCarolina Posts: 33,267

August 2021

Don't look directly at the sun?

"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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Powak Posts: 1,412

August 2021

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PigBeanUs Posts: 932

August 2021

Go see the coral reefs before they are all wiped out.

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fishlessman Posts: 33,685

August 2021

dont stick the tip into a bee hive unless youre into it

fukahwee maine

you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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lousubcap Posts: 34,435

August 2021

Jim Croce: Some great tips in the below lyrics:
Don't Mess Around with Jim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPfM-GROsZ8  

Louisville; Rolling smoke in the neighbourhood. # 38 for the win. Life is too short for light/lite beer! Seems I'm livin in a transitional period.
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lkapigian Posts: 11,272

August 2021

Just the tip ?

Visalia, Ca @lkapigian
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dbCooper Posts: 2,533

August 2021

When I was a teenager we lived next door to a realtor, he advised me to get lots while young.

LBGE, LBGE-PTR, 22" Weber, Coleman 413G
Great Plains, USA
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rekameohs Posts: 264

August 2021

fishlessman said:

dont stick the tip into a bee hive unless youre into it

Find a better use for kidney beans
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9884491/Man-gets-six-kidney-beans-stuck-urethra.html

Raleigh, NC
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PigBeanUs Posts: 932

August 2021

Problem is six

if he stuck with four he’d be ok. One per inch

i learned that the hard way

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RRP Posts: 26,137

August 2021

Two truths will never bend:

Never whittle toward yourself

and

Never pee into the wind!

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danhoo Posts: 704

August 2021

Never trust a fart.

current: | Large BGE | Genesis 1000 | Genesis E330 | 22 inch Kettle | Weber Summit Kamado
sold:| PitBoss pro 820 | WSM 22 |
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Gamecockeggman Posts: 1,336

August 2021

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger

Go Gamecocks!!!
1 XL, 1 MM
Smoking in Aiken South Carolina
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PigBeanUs Posts: 932

August 2021

Gamecockeggman said:

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger

He who f*rt in church, sit in his own pew.

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Tip2Tip Posts: 100

August 2021

You people should all try stand up comedy.

California
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Gamecockeggman Posts: 1,336

August 2021

He who stands on toilet is high on pot

Go Gamecocks!!!
1 XL, 1 MM
Smoking in Aiken South Carolina
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Lit Posts: 9,053

August 2021

PigBeanUs said:

Problem is six

if he stuck with four he’d be ok. One per inch

i learned that the hard way

Pretty sure you could take 8

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loco_engr Posts: 5,801

August 2021

quite a few groaners

aka marysvilleksegghead
Lrg 2008
mini 2009
XL 2021 (sold 8/24/23)
Henny Youngman:
I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Bob Hope: When I wake up in the morning, I don’t feel anything until noon, and then it’s time for my nap
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hoosier_egger Posts: 6,623

August 2021

Everything not saved will be lost.

~ John - Formerly known as ColtsFan - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
XL BGE, LG BGE, Med BGE, BGE Chiminea, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven
Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

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danhoo Posts: 704

August 2021

If I ever say "Do you want me to be honest? " The safe answer is no.

current: | Large BGE | Genesis 1000 | Genesis E330 | 22 inch Kettle | Weber Summit Kamado
sold:| PitBoss pro 820 | WSM 22 |
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dmchicago Posts: 4,518

August 2021

Get the bidet. Trust me.

Philly - Kansas City - Houston - Cincinnati - Dallas - Houston - Memphis - Austin - Chicago - Austin

Large BGE. OONI 16, TOTO Washlet S550e (Now with enhanced Motherly Hugs!)

"If I wanted my balls washed, I'd go to the golf course!"
Dennis - Austin,TX
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bubbajack Posts: 1,145

August 2021

Do not eat yellow snow!

I drink cheap beer so I can afford good bourbon.

Salisbury, NC...... XL,Lx3,Mx2,S, MM, Mini BGE, FireDisc x2. Blackstone 22", Offset smoker, weber kettle 22"

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Lit Posts: 9,053

August 2021

Make sure the anchor line is tight

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PigBeanUs Posts: 932

August 2021

Wife, or daughter?

rhetorical question. Either one works.

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caliking Posts: 19,064

August 2021

Lit said:

Make sure the anchor line is tight

That’s one sexy…

…. bottle of hand sanitizer.

#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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PigBeanUs Posts: 932

August 2021

That’s Lit-Lube

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Lit Posts: 9,053

August 2021

caliking said:

Lit said:

Make sure the anchor line is tight

That’s one sexy…

…. bottle of hand sanitizer.

Gotta be safe right

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Botch Posts: 16,479

August 2021

Don't play an accordion naked.

___________
"They're eating the checks! They're eating the balances!"

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fiber_induced_deuce Posts: 270

August 2021

Botch said:

Don't play an accordion naked.

don’t play the accordion

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saluki2007 Posts: 6,354

August 2021

Lit said:

Make sure the anchor line is tight

Floss often.

Large and Small BGE
Central, IL

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GrateEggspectations Posts: 10,314

August 2021

Lit said:

Make sure the anchor line is tight

The only thing better than having shots of your SO that you can share on the internet is having ones that you can’t.

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