To any Scottish Eggheads

20stone

Congratulations!  All the best to the young couple.

One other key point, maybe even at breakfast:
A few years ago I attended a big to do hosted by a Scottish bank, their Burns Dinner (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burns_supper).  All their employees (including the gringos) wore tartans, and each table, in lieu of a water pitcher, had a bottle of Macallan.

At one point the host got up and said, “I hear ya grumblin’, ‘Ewan, whaaaars the ice?  Whaaaaars the water?....Well the only thing a Scotsman puts in his whisky is moooar whisky.”

Again, all the best. 

SciAggie

20stone said:

Congratulations!  All the best to the young couple.

One other key point, maybe even at breakfast:
A few years ago I attended a big to do hosted by a Scottish bank, their Burns Dinner (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burns_supper).  All their employees (including the gringos) wore tartans, and each table, in lieu of a water pitcher, had a bottle of Macallan.

At one point the host got up and said, “I hear ya grumblin’, ‘Ewan, whaaaars the ice?  Whaaaaars the water?....Well the only thing a Scotsman puts in his whisky is moooar whisky.”

Again, all the best. 

I bet that was fun!
I'm waiting to tell her in by best Scottish accent, "I only served ye 239 beans on the plate. If I added moooar it would be too farty." 

Stormbringer

Sea2Ski said:

For whatever it is worth:

And after searching for some time, finally have a copy of this book. Lorne sausage incoming.

The Cen-Tex Smoker

Stormbringer said:

Sea2Ski said:

For whatever it is worth:

And after searching for some time, finally have a copy of this book. Lorne sausage incoming.

This is why I love this place. 18 months later after a very obscure post ha ha. Can’t wait to see how it turns out. 

womaus

If you want to really impress them take some hints from a restaurant on Skye:

https://threechimneys.co.uk/restaurant/menus

Gulfcoastguy

Well according to one of the DNA sites 30% of my ancestry comes from there, mainly around Glasgow. I might have to look for this book.