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With God as my witness, I thought whale chunks could fly

JohnInCarolinaJohnInCarolina Posts: 18,534
edited November 15 in Off Topic
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  • HeavyGHeavyG Posts: 7,476
    A classic!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Dik

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  • SGHSGH Posts: 27,420
    Reminds me of the dubious colon canon 👍

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  • saluki2007saluki2007 Posts: 5,307
    Come on Fred get your chit together. 
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  • EggcelsiorEggcelsior Posts: 14,411
    Came for the fireworks, left supremely satisfied with 50 year old whale puns.
  • BotchBotch Posts: 10,566
    I posted this on farcebook, noting the irony of the upcoming removal of mass from the WH.  :whistle:    
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  • thetrimthetrim Posts: 11,172
    Wow.  Your public health officials at work.  It makes the current mess a little more understandable now.
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  • GATravellerGATraveller Posts: 8,048
    Somehow I ran across that video gold recently. So much awesome. 

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  • PigBeanUsPigBeanUs Posts: 210
    >”God as my witness, I thought whale chunks could fly

    I get this reference. 

  • "The turkeys are hitting the ground like bags of wet cement!" - maybe the greatest tv episode ever aired. 

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  • GulfcoastguyGulfcoastguy Posts: 3,798
    You know I can finally see a use for an 18 wheeler load of Cowboy lump with a few bags of Matchlight. Pile up on the upwind side and light the bags of Matchlight. Eventually the blubber would render and ignite.
  • TeefusTeefus Posts: 998
    Botch said:
    I posted this on farcebook, noting the irony of the upcoming removal of mass from the WH.  :whistle:    
    And being replaced by a drooling idiot. 
    Michiana, South of the border.
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