OT — Show YOUR Ages! — OT

MaskedMarvel

Greetings friends,

Remember Butt Blast 2019?




It AGES you....



BRING IT!!!!! ;p
8-D

nolaegghead

Jeebus h Crisse, you are an old motherflippah

johnmitchell

Don't you two sleep..

DoubleEgger

johnmitchell said:

Don't you two sleep..

Brother D has a valid work related excuse. Nola on the other hand...

YukonRon

Old people don't sleep. They just hit the pause button. When you get my age, when there are fewer in front of you, than those behind you, you learn not to waste a second.

marysvilleksegghead

So who are we looking at?

hoosier_egger

Hard pass. I value my personal data 

NCSmoky

GrateEggspectations

https://nationalpost.com/news/world/faceapp-makes-you-look-older-what-else-is-it-doing-with-your-face

littlerascal56

Software is owned by Russian company.  FBI is going to be doing investigation next.

DMW

We learned nothing, absolutely nothing from 2016.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/johnkoetsier/2019/07/17/viral-app-faceapp-now-owns-access-to-more-than-150-million-peoples-faces-and-names/

bgebrent

DMW said:

We learned nothing, absolutely nothing from 2016.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/johnkoetsier/2019/07/17/viral-app-faceapp-now-owns-access-to-more-than-150-million-peoples-faces-and-names/

You my friend use the term we loosely.  I’m not included.

nolaegghead

I dunno, looks the same to me, obviously doesn't work.

bgebrent

nolaegghead said:

I dunno, looks the same to me, obviously doesn't work.

Nola, damn you’re looking rough brother.

nolaegghead

You grant FaceApp a perpetual, irrevocable, nonexclusive, royalty-free, worldwide, fully-paid, transferable sub-licensable license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, publicly perform and display your User Content and any name, username or likeness provided in connection with your User Content in all media formats and channels now known or later developed, without compensation to you. When you post or otherwise share User Content on or through our Services, you understand that your User Content and any associated information (such as your [username], location or profile photo) will be visible to the public.

To make FaceApp actually work, you have to give it permissions to access your photos – ALL of them. But it also gains access to Siri and Search …. Oh, and it has access to refreshing in the background – so even when you are not using it, it is using you.

nolaegghead

This is all necessary for mother Russia to direct the nanobot drone swarms to exterminate the capitalist pigs.  Duh.

Fred19Flintstone

I’m getting old fast enough.  I don’t need a effing ap to get me there faster.

Botch

I've read that it will even vote for you next year; how convenient!  

Yno

Any mirror tells me what an old Yno looks like.

Botch

Just got this in an email from our OPSEC office; it's not FOUO so I can post this "Word to the Wise" here:
 

Every once in a while, a “fun” website or app that requires us to upload a photo of ourselves goes viral. Needless to say this opens up the user to a host of OPSEC vulnerabilities.  Let’s take a brief walk down memory lane, shall we……..

1)      In 2015, it was Microsoft’s How-Old.net, which would guess your age based on a selfie.  It turned out to be a showcase for Microsoft’s facial recognition technology.

2)      Amazon followed in 2017 with its version that showcased its Rekognition API – the same technology used by law enforcement.  

3)      In 2019, we are again walking down the path thanks to the FaceApp Old filter.   Sounds fun, right?  I mean everyone just can’t wait till they turn older (joke implied).

However, what do we know about FaceApp?

1) It requires your Facebook login

2) After login, FaceApp receives your name, profile picture, photos and email address.

3) The company’s privacy policy ambiguously states how it can share data with its “Affiliates”…. Here is a big OPSEC Red Flag…..The Company is based in St. Petersburg, Russia!          

            Like many apps and websites, the Facebook federated login grants FaceApp an enormous amount of data. Your email can be used in combination with other data brokers to find out who you are, where you live, and other demographic information. Granting access to all your photos allows this personal information to be combined with highly accurate facial recognition.  Now I am not implying that FaceApp is doing this, however, there are several who are using facial recognition programs.

            Even if the intent is less nefarious (e.g. they’re selling data to a marketing aggregation data broker), the trade-off of your privacy for a simulation of your older self is not a good deal. 

MaskedMarvel

I’m not too concerned, seeing as they already have me. But - when I was asked, I turned permissions off on my iPhone for everything except the pics. 

I’m convinced that, even though I don’t use my really name on the internet, typically, the Russians and the 1337 h4x0r5 are already in my phone. I just wish they’d make a cool untraceable ten million dollars magically show up on my doorstep. That’d be really helpful..

i apologize if I led  anyone to believe I was trying to sell you out. I would be horrified if that’s what you all thought. 

saluki2007

MaskedMarvel said:

I’m not too concerned, seeing as they already have me. But - when I was asked, I turned permissions off on my iPhone for everything except the pics. 

I’m convinced that, even though I don’t use my really name on the internet, typically, the Russians and the 1337 h4x0r5 are already in my phone. I just wish they’d make a cool untraceable ten million dollars magically show up on my doorstep. That’d be really helpful..

i apologize if I led  anyone to believe I was trying to sell you out. I would be horrified if that’s what you all thought. 

He's a Russian.  GET HIM!!!!!

northGAcock

MaskedMarvel said:

I’m not too concerned, seeing as they already have me. But - when I was asked, I turned permissions off on my iPhone for everything except the pics. 

I’m convinced that, even though I don’t use my really name on the internet, typically, the Russians and the 1337 h4x0r5 are already in my phone. I just wish they’d make a cool untraceable ten million dollars magically show up on my doorstep. That’d be really helpful..

i apologize if I led  anyone to believe I was trying to sell you out. I would be horrified if that’s what you all thought. 

Dude....Vodka is a key ingredient in Bloody Mary’s. Cheers. 

NCSmoky