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Legume

nolaegghead said:

We're just big bags of fats, proteins, minerals, etc.  Same as any other animal. Of course some of us start out with larger loads of sh!t than others, but it all composts the same. 

Seems like this idea of human composting is more a troll on our sensibilities than a legitimate earth saving measure.

It splits the difference between expensive boxes in an expensive hole in expensive real estate and being turned into expensive ash to be scattered, or hoarded, or blown out of a coffee can onto someone’s face.  Seems less impactful.

JohnInCarolina

nolaegghead said:

We're just big bags of fats, proteins, minerals, etc.  Same as any other animal. Of course some of us start out with larger loads of sh!t than others, but it all composts the same. 

Seems like this idea of human composting is more a troll on our sensibilities than a legitimate earth saving measure.

It’s probably a troll of Trump, since he thinks he’ll never die and if he ever does he’ll be sealed in a vat of gold and turned into a shrine on the southern border, somewhere in the middle of the Taj MahWall.

JohnInCarolina

Legume said:

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nolaegghead said:

We're just big bags of fats, proteins, minerals, etc.  Same as any other animal. Of course some of us start out with larger loads of sh!t than others, but it all composts the same. 

Seems like this idea of human composting is more a troll on our sensibilities than a legitimate earth saving measure.

It splits the difference between expensive boxes in an expensive hole in expensive real estate and being turned into expensive ash to be scattered, or hoarded, or blown out of a coffee can onto someone’s face.  Seems less impactful.

billt01

Premuim Fogo Cadaver chunks.

"Make BBQ like your parents, or with your parents"

billt01

billt01 said:

Premuim Fogo Cadaver chunks.

"Make BBQ like your parents, or with your parents"

Its not a grill, its an URN

Legume

Ah, that’s what the mini is for.  I could never figure out who would want to pay $400 to cook two hot dogs.  Ketchup eaters, probably.

nolaegghead

URNal(tm)

DoubleEgger

Jaguar is the Range Rover of cars. 

billt01

DoubleEgger said:

Jaguar is the Range Rover of cars. 

of cars, Range Rover is the Jaguar...coo...coo...cachoo

alaskanassasin

theyolksonyou

Gulfcoastguy said:

And is this an individual compost pile or a joint mulching?

Few years ago a nearby crematorium was just stacking me up out back.  I guess he was ahead of his time in group composting. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2002/feb/18/matthewengel

nolaegghead

theyolksonyou said:

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Gulfcoastguy said:

And is this an individual compost pile or a joint mulching?

Few years ago a nearby crematorium was just stacking me up out back.  I guess he was ahead of his time in group composting. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2002/feb/18/matthewengel

Ewwww...

GrateEggspectations

Appealing as the composting sounds, there are other alternatives to consider...



Egg the chili ahead and freeze for convenience.