Skip to content
  • Register
    • Welcome to the EGGhead Forum - a great place to visit and packed with tips and EGGspert advice! You can also join the conversation and get more information and amazing kamado recipes by following Big Green Egg to Experience our World of Flavor™ at:
    Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Instagram  |  Pinterest  |  Youtube  |  Vimeo
    Share your photos by tagging us and using the hashtag #BigGreenEgg.

    Want to see how the EGG is made? Click to Watch

    A New Way To Exit Stage Left

    Posts: 33,795
    in Off Topic


    https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/washington-becomes-first-state-to-legalize-human-composting/?amp=1

    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
    · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

    Welcome!

    It looks like you're new here. Sign in or register to get started.
    Sign In
    Register
    «1

    Comments

    • Posts: 33,795
      To be clear I’m not recommending this.  Also, it is before 5am in Albuquerque.
      "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

      "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 15,648

      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 33,795
      Legume said:

      I guess if you live in the very best state in the Union, being turned into mulch after you die is desirable.
      "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

      "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 4,448
      Doesn’t this just speed up what happens if you get buried?  

      LBGE

      Pikesville, MD

      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 33,795
      Acn said:
      Doesn’t this just speed up what happens if you get buried?  
      Shhhh!!!  Shush it!!!!
      "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

      "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 3,564
      You can't make this sh!t up!!
      Next it will be soylent green...

      Large BGE, MiniMAX BGE, 2 Mini BGE's, R&V Fryer, 36" Blackstone Griddle, Camp Chef Dual Burner 40K BTU Stove
      BGE Chiminea
      Prosper, TX
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 18,571
      Luke Perry approves. 
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 15,648
      If you grow vegetables with this, do they become non-vegetarian vegetables?
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 19,212
      Hasn’t the Mafia been doing this for a long time already?

      #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
      A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 16,678
      To Dust we shall return.  
      ___________

      Yes, English can be weird.  

      It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.  

      Ogden, UT


      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 33,858
      “that’s some good mulch.”
      fukahwee maine

      you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 15,648
      Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

      Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 8,207


      "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                    -Umberto Eco

      2 Large
      Peachtree Corners, GA
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 529
      Or go with cryo and let someone a few hundred years in the future figure it out. I won't give a damn by then.
      XL BGE in San Jose, CA. Also a Pit Barrel Cooker, a Cal Flame P4 gasser, and lots of toys including the first ever Flame Boss 300 in the wild. And a new Flame Boss 500.
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 4,448
      JohnInCarolina said:
      show previous quotes
      Shhhh!!!  Shush it!!!!
      I’m just trying to relate it to something people here already know.  Think of this as the ‘turbo’ option.

      LBGE

      Pikesville, MD

      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 18,571
      Legume said:
      Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

      Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
      They have private schools to be Uber drivers? 
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 6,354
      Legume said:
      Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

      Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house other herbs, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
      FTFY
      Large and Small BGE
      Central, IL

      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 15,648
      DoubleEgger said:
      show previous quotes
      They have private schools to be Uber drivers? 
      I’m not sure what they teach, they just said their kids go to a very exclusive private school.  Uber driver training doesn’t sound right to me, but I don’t know much about private schools.
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 18,571
      Legume said:
      show previous quotes
      I’m not sure what they teach, they just said their kids go to a very exclusive private school.  Uber driver training doesn’t sound right to me, but I don’t know much about private schools.
      Do they drive Range Rovers? 
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 15,648
      DoubleEgger said:
      show previous quotes
      Do they drive Range Rovers? 
      I don’t think they’re 16 yet, look more middle school age to me.
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 8,173
      edited May 2019
      Mulch they say.  Hmmm.



      I wonder they they get the full 20 minutes.
      Flint, Michigan
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 3,196
      Vegans celebrate!
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 33,795
      Legume said:
      show previous quotes
      I don’t think they’re 16 yet, look more middle school age to me.
      I think he was asking about the parents, but then I realized that true oligarchs give Range Rovers to their children.
      "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

      "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 15,648
      JohnInCarolina said:
      show previous quotes
      I think he was asking about the parents, but then I realized that true oligarchs give Range Rovers to their children.
      Crap, I totally missed that.  Fancy Jag and some kind of a huge Mercedes I think.
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 6,978
      Organic fertilizer for their weed fields.
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 10,380
      So...who gets the job of turning over the compost pile...of dead bodies??
      “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 6,978
      And is this an individual compost pile or a joint mulching?
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 6,667
      indirect or direct?
      ~ John - Formerly known as ColtsFan  - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
      XL BGE, LG BGE, Med BGE, BGE Chiminea, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven
      Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 15,648
      Legume said:
      show previous quotes
      Crap, I totally missed that.  Fancy Jag and some kind of a huge Mercedes I think.
      I was wrong, big a$$ Mercedes sedan and Audi.  Typical.
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter
    • Posts: 42,109
      We're just big bags of fats, proteins, minerals, etc.  Same as any other animal. Of course some of us start out with larger loads of sh!t than others, but it all composts the same. 

      Seems like this idea of human composting is more a troll on our sensibilities than a legitimate earth saving measure.
      ______________________________________________
      I love lamp..
      · Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

    Welcome!

    It looks like you're new here. Sign in or register to get started.
    Sign In
    Register

    Welcome!

    It looks like you're new here. Sign in or register to get started.
    Sign In
    Register

    Quick Links

    Categories