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A New Way To Exit Stage Left

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,502
    To be clear I’m not recommending this.  Also, it is before 5am in Albuquerque.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,173

    Love you bro!
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,502
    Legume said:

    I guess if you live in the very best state in the Union, being turned into mulch after you die is desirable.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • Acn
    Acn Posts: 4,448
    Doesn’t this just speed up what happens if you get buried?  

    LBGE

    Pikesville, MD

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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,502
    Acn said:
    Doesn’t this just speed up what happens if you get buried?  
    Shhhh!!!  Shush it!!!!
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • Hotch
    Hotch Posts: 3,564
    You can't make this sh!t up!!
    Next it will be soylent green...

    Large BGE, MiniMAX BGE, 2 Mini BGE's, R&V Fryer, 36" Blackstone Griddle, Camp Chef Dual Burner 40K BTU Stove
    BGE Chiminea
    Prosper, TX
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 17,958
    Luke Perry approves. 
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,173
    If you grow vegetables with this, do they become non-vegetarian vegetables?
    Love you bro!
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  • caliking
    caliking Posts: 18,877
    Hasn’t the Mafia been doing this for a long time already?

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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  • Botch
    Botch Posts: 16,199
    To Dust we shall return.  
    ___________

    "When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set."

    - Lin Yutang


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  • fishlessman
    fishlessman Posts: 33,389
    “that’s some good mulch.”
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,173
    Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

    Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
    Love you bro!
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  • GATraveller
    GATraveller Posts: 8,207


    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."
                                                                                  -Umberto Eco

    2 Large
    Peachtree Corners, GA
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  • Yno
    Yno Posts: 529
    Or go with cryo and let someone a few hundred years in the future figure it out. I won't give a damn by then.
    XL BGE in San Jose, CA. Also a Pit Barrel Cooker, a Cal Flame P4 gasser, and lots of toys including the first ever Flame Boss 300 in the wild. And a new Flame Boss 500.
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  • Acn
    Acn Posts: 4,448
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Acn said:
    Doesn’t this just speed up what happens if you get buried?  
    Shhhh!!!  Shush it!!!!
    I’m just trying to relate it to something people here already know.  Think of this as the ‘turbo’ option.

    LBGE

    Pikesville, MD

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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 17,958
    Legume said:
    Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

    Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
    They have private schools to be Uber drivers? 
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  • saluki2007
    saluki2007 Posts: 6,354
    Legume said:
    Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

    Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house other herbs, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
    FTFY
    Large and Small BGE
    Central, IL

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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,173
    DoubleEgger said:
    Legume said:
    Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

    Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
    They have private schools to be Uber drivers? 
    I’m not sure what they teach, they just said their kids go to a very exclusive private school.  Uber driver training doesn’t sound right to me, but I don’t know much about private schools.
    Love you bro!
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  • DoubleEgger
    DoubleEgger Posts: 17,958
    Legume said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    Legume said:
    Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

    Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
    They have private schools to be Uber drivers? 
    I’m not sure what they teach, they just said their kids go to a very exclusive private school.  Uber driver training doesn’t sound right to me, but I don’t know much about private schools.
    Do they drive Range Rovers? 
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,173
    DoubleEgger said:
    Legume said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    Legume said:
    Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

    Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
    They have private schools to be Uber drivers? 
    I’m not sure what they teach, they just said their kids go to a very exclusive private school.  Uber driver training doesn’t sound right to me, but I don’t know much about private schools.
    Do they drive Range Rovers? 
    I don’t think they’re 16 yet, look more middle school age to me.
    Love you bro!
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  • Fred19Flintstone
    Fred19Flintstone Posts: 8,173
    edited May 2019
    Mulch they say.  Hmmm.



    I wonder they they get the full 20 minutes.
    Flint, Michigan
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  • cookingdude555
    cookingdude555 Posts: 3,196
    Vegans celebrate!
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  • JohnInCarolina
    JohnInCarolina Posts: 32,502
    Legume said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    Legume said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    Legume said:
    Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

    Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
    They have private schools to be Uber drivers? 
    I’m not sure what they teach, they just said their kids go to a very exclusive private school.  Uber driver training doesn’t sound right to me, but I don’t know much about private schools.
    Do they drive Range Rovers? 
    I don’t think they’re 16 yet, look more middle school age to me.
    I think he was asking about the parents, but then I realized that true oligarchs give Range Rovers to their children.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,173
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Legume said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    Legume said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    Legume said:
    Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

    Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
    They have private schools to be Uber drivers? 
    I’m not sure what they teach, they just said their kids go to a very exclusive private school.  Uber driver training doesn’t sound right to me, but I don’t know much about private schools.
    Do they drive Range Rovers? 
    I don’t think they’re 16 yet, look more middle school age to me.
    I think he was asking about the parents, but then I realized that true oligarchs give Range Rovers to their children.
    Crap, I totally missed that.  Fancy Jag and some kind of a huge Mercedes I think.
    Love you bro!
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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,706
    Organic fertilizer for their weed fields.
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  • HeavyG
    HeavyG Posts: 10,380
    So...who gets the job of turning over the compost pile...of dead bodies??
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




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  • Gulfcoastguy
    Gulfcoastguy Posts: 6,706
    And is this an individual compost pile or a joint mulching?
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  • ColtsFan
    ColtsFan Posts: 6,539
    indirect or direct?
    ~ John - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
    XL BGE, LG BGE, Med BGE, BGE Chiminea, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

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  • Legume
    Legume Posts: 15,173
    Legume said:
    JohnInCarolina said:
    Legume said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    Legume said:
    DoubleEgger said:
    Legume said:
    Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

    Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
    They have private schools to be Uber drivers? 
    I’m not sure what they teach, they just said their kids go to a very exclusive private school.  Uber driver training doesn’t sound right to me, but I don’t know much about private schools.
    Do they drive Range Rovers? 
    I don’t think they’re 16 yet, look more middle school age to me.
    I think he was asking about the parents, but then I realized that true oligarchs give Range Rovers to their children.
    Crap, I totally missed that.  Fancy Jag and some kind of a huge Mercedes I think.
    I was wrong, big a$$ Mercedes sedan and Audi.  Typical.
    Love you bro!
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  • nolaegghead
    nolaegghead Posts: 42,109
    We're just big bags of fats, proteins, minerals, etc.  Same as any other animal. Of course some of us start out with larger loads of sh!t than others, but it all composts the same. 

    Seems like this idea of human composting is more a troll on our sensibilities than a legitimate earth saving measure.
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