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A New Way To Exit Stage Left

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"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat

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    To be clear I’m not recommending this.  Also, it is before 5am in Albuquerque.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • Posts: 33,708
    Legume said:

    I guess if you live in the very best state in the Union, being turned into mulch after you die is desirable.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
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    Doesn’t this just speed up what happens if you get buried?  

    LBGE

    Pikesville, MD

  • Posts: 33,708
    Acn said:
    Doesn’t this just speed up what happens if you get buried?  
    Shhhh!!!  Shush it!!!!
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • Posts: 3,564
    You can't make this sh!t up!!
    Next it will be soylent green...

    Large BGE, MiniMAX BGE, 2 Mini BGE's, R&V Fryer, 36" Blackstone Griddle, Camp Chef Dual Burner 40K BTU Stove
    BGE Chiminea
    Prosper, TX
  • Posts: 18,517
    Luke Perry approves. 
  • Posts: 15,595
    If you grow vegetables with this, do they become non-vegetarian vegetables?
  • Posts: 19,161
    Hasn’t the Mafia been doing this for a long time already?

    #1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February  2013 • #3 Mini May 2013
    A happy BGE family in Houston, TX.
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    To Dust we shall return.  
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  • Posts: 33,819
    “that’s some good mulch.”
    fukahwee maine

    you can lead a fish to water but you can not make him drink it
  • Posts: 15,595
    Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

    Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
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    "Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community [...] but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots."

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  • Posts: 529
    Or go with cryo and let someone a few hundred years in the future figure it out. I won't give a damn by then.
    XL BGE in San Jose, CA. Also a Pit Barrel Cooker, a Cal Flame P4 gasser, and lots of toys including the first ever Flame Boss 300 in the wild. And a new Flame Boss 500.
  • Posts: 4,448
    Shhhh!!!  Shush it!!!!
    I’m just trying to relate it to something people here already know.  Think of this as the ‘turbo’ option.

    LBGE

    Pikesville, MD

  • Posts: 18,517
    Legume said:
    Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

    Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
    They have private schools to be Uber drivers? 
  • Posts: 6,354
    Legume said:
    Class, ethnicity or lifestyle blends of premium mulch.  There’s  fortune to be made here. 

    Sicilian mulch for my tomatoes, Jamaican for my grow house other herbs, LBGTQ for my neighbors garden, ‘millionaire’ for the pretentious f*cks down the street that send their kids to an Uber private school, etc.
    FTFY
    Large and Small BGE
    Central, IL

  • Posts: 15,595
    They have private schools to be Uber drivers? 
    I’m not sure what they teach, they just said their kids go to a very exclusive private school.  Uber driver training doesn’t sound right to me, but I don’t know much about private schools.
  • Posts: 18,517
    Legume said:
    I’m not sure what they teach, they just said their kids go to a very exclusive private school.  Uber driver training doesn’t sound right to me, but I don’t know much about private schools.
    Do they drive Range Rovers? 
  • Posts: 15,595
    Do they drive Range Rovers? 
    I don’t think they’re 16 yet, look more middle school age to me.
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    edited May 2019
    Mulch they say.  Hmmm.



    I wonder they they get the full 20 minutes.
    Flint, Michigan
  • Posts: 3,196
    Vegans celebrate!
  • Posts: 33,708
    Legume said:
    I don’t think they’re 16 yet, look more middle school age to me.
    I think he was asking about the parents, but then I realized that true oligarchs give Range Rovers to their children.
    "I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike

    "The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat
  • Posts: 15,595
    I think he was asking about the parents, but then I realized that true oligarchs give Range Rovers to their children.
    Crap, I totally missed that.  Fancy Jag and some kind of a huge Mercedes I think.
  • Posts: 6,955
    Organic fertilizer for their weed fields.
  • Posts: 10,380
    So...who gets the job of turning over the compost pile...of dead bodies??
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Diçk




  • Posts: 6,955
    And is this an individual compost pile or a joint mulching?
  • Posts: 6,659
    indirect or direct?
    ~ John - Formerly known as ColtsFan  - https://www.instagram.com/hoosier_egger
    XL BGE, LG BGE, Med BGE, BGE Chiminea, KJ Jr, PK Original, Ardore Pizza Oven
    Bloomington, IN - Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!

  • Posts: 15,595
    Legume said:
    Crap, I totally missed that.  Fancy Jag and some kind of a huge Mercedes I think.
    I was wrong, big a$$ Mercedes sedan and Audi.  Typical.
  • Posts: 42,109
    We're just big bags of fats, proteins, minerals, etc.  Same as any other animal. Of course some of us start out with larger loads of sh!t than others, but it all composts the same. 

    Seems like this idea of human composting is more a troll on our sensibilities than a legitimate earth saving measure.
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