OT - What does a nosy pepper do?

GrateEggspectations

He gets jalapeño business.

(...I can hear the groans from here.)

lkapigian

Inset Rim Shot 

Hans61

ColtsFan

Since you started it, I'm always saying this to SWMBO.

"You like jalapeños? Cause I'd like to get jalapeño asz" 

GrateEggspectations

ColtsFan said:

Since you started it, I'm always saying this to SWMBO.

"You like jalapeños? Cause I'd like to get jalapeño asz" 

I like it. Muy caliente.

Hans61

Why did Eeyore have his head in the toilet?

he he was looking for Pooh

JohnEggGio

Almost flagged you for that...

GrateEggspectations

JohnEggGio said:

Almost flagged you for that...

Guess I didn’t turn the old joke-meter all the way up to “dad joke” level. I’ll try harder next time. 

DoubleEgger

If this is what Forum Saturdays have devolved to, God help us all. 

fiber_induced_deuce

Are any of these jalapeños?

Botch

One winter's evening in New Mexico, I went to the restroom in a club, and the heat was off, it was cold!  I could see my breath.
Another guy came in, a local, and used the urinal next to mine.  Awkwardly trying to make conversation, I said "Pretty Chilly".
 
He smiled at me, and said, "Thank you, Senõr."    

JohnEggGio

GrateEggspectations said:

JohnEggGio said:

Almost flagged you for that...

Guess I didn’t turn the old joke-meter all the way up to “dad joke” level. I’ll try harder next time. 

Uh, what?  I meant, almost flagged you for excessive corny-nish, son.

HogFather

I like to walk up to the prettiest girl in the gym and say “I see your into fitness. How about fitness D in your mouth”

dmchicago

What's the difference between a womam in church and a woman in the bath tub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.