OT - What does a nosy pepper do?

GrateEggspectations

He gets jalapeño business.

(...I can hear the groans from here.)

lkapigian

Inset Rim Shot 

Hans61

hoosier_egger

Since you started it, I'm always saying this to SWMBO.

"You like jalapeños? Cause I'd like to get jalapeño asz" 

GrateEggspectations

ColtsFan said:

Since you started it, I'm always saying this to SWMBO.

"You like jalapeños? Cause I'd like to get jalapeño asz" 

I like it. Muy caliente.

Hans61

Why did Eeyore have his head in the toilet?

he he was looking for Pooh

JohnEggGio

Almost flagged you for that...

GrateEggspectations

JohnEggGio said:

Almost flagged you for that...

Guess I didn’t turn the old joke-meter all the way up to “dad joke” level. I’ll try harder next time. 

DoubleEgger

If this is what Forum Saturdays have devolved to, God help us all. 

fiber_induced_deuce

Are any of these jalapeños?

Botch

One winter's evening in New Mexico, I went to the restroom in a club, and the heat was off, it was cold!  I could see my breath.
Another guy came in, a local, and used the urinal next to mine.  Awkwardly trying to make conversation, I said "Pretty Chilly".
 
He smiled at me, and said, "Thank you, Senõr."    

JohnEggGio

GrateEggspectations said:

JohnEggGio said:

Almost flagged you for that...

Guess I didn’t turn the old joke-meter all the way up to “dad joke” level. I’ll try harder next time. 

Uh, what?  I meant, almost flagged you for excessive corny-nish, son.

HogFather

I like to walk up to the prettiest girl in the gym and say “I see your into fitness. How about fitness D in your mouth”

dmchicago

What's the difference between a womam in church and a woman in the bath tub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.