OT - No bake cookies

DoubleEgger

Since the Anova crapped out and the chocolate hankering was not satisfied, I whipped out Plan B from the double top secret recipe envelope. A great friend of mine from the thriving metropolis of Snow Camp, NC gave me this recipe 20 years ago. I’ve never shared this recipe before. She calls them Dog Turds but I didn’t think that was an appropriate thread title. These things are ridiculously addictive and so easy a caveman can do it. 

In a medium to large saucepan, bring the following to boil for 1.5 - 2 minutes: 

1/2 stick butter
1/4 cup cocoa
1 tsp vanilla extract 
2 cups sugar 
1/2 cup milk. I prefer whole. 
1/2 tsp salt. 

Remove from heat and stir in a heavy 2 cups of Quaker Instant Oats and 1/2 cup peanut butter. Add oats first. Dip onto wax paper to cool. 

Hook_emHornsfan_74

My mom used to make these. I absolutely loved them. Never had the recipe, thank you so much for posting this. 

Rascal

Looks like a winner..  I like the  inclusion of oats!!~~

YukonRon

Cliff Bars are the same thing and I know I have spent $1000.00s on them.
Thank you for opening the hidden vault, reaching in the back, to the secret compartment, pulling out the non descript envelope, and sharing this recipe. Fvck Cliff bars, I am now going to make my own energy bars, and save hundreds.
You Michael, are the MAN!!!!!

epcotisbest

My grannie used to make these and I loved them. Have not had them in probably 25 years. I don't remember hers having peanut butter, but that seems worth trying. Thanks for sharing the recipe. Now if I could just figure out how to replicate her chocolate gravy.

bgebrent

Nice recovery brother.

dsrguns

They are one of my favorites. Love the texture of them while they are still warm. I use to eat them with vanilla milkshakes growing up. Hell I would still eat them with vanilla milkshakes.

Jeremiah

Pu$sy. Dog turds would’ve been a much better title. 

JohnInCarolina

I’ve had something like those before, and they are legit.  Never had the recipe before though.  Thanks for posting that man!

AppStateDDS

These are great, and I live maybe 10 whole minutes from Snow Camp.  Nice!  

DoubleEgger

AppStateDDS said:

These are great, and I live maybe 10 whole minutes from Snow Camp.  Nice!  

That’s a nice area 

Dyal_SC

Looks great!  Thx for the recipe. 

Ima_good_egg

Thanks for sharing the recipe, I’ll probably make a batch this morning.

Ima_good_egg

Here they are. I opted for bar cookie. And omg, these are so much better than Cliff bars!
thanks again for sharing the recipe!

Ima_good_egg

Austin Egghead

Thanks for the recipe. Will be making them soon

EggNorth

They looks fantastic, never used peanut  butter, we use coconutes and they are called 'haystacks'

MnMmaster

We make them from time to time in my family love them they go by so fast next thing u know they r all gone.we usually toss the cookie sheet into the fridge after loading them up and they cool faster and get a little "hard" more firm than hard and r the best. Some times u just got to have that recipe u can pull out that doesn't take a lot of work.

Hokie_Smoker

My mom used to make them all the time, she called them "Preacher Cookies" because if the preacher dropped by, you could whip them up in no time with stuff you typically have on hand in the pantry. Thanks for the posting.

northGAcock

Dang those look good. If you remind me.....I can bring you a butt load of dog turds to BBIIII next year.

TEXASBGE2018

Bookmarked.

DoubleEgger

northGAcock said:

Dang those look good. If you remind me.....I can bring you a butt load of dog turds to BBIIII next year.

That’s IV to those outside South Carolina...