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you have to take first communion.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months.
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You're still new here. Show up to a few events and meet some peeps in person.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months.They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
Everyone can dish it out, but few can take it. You can’t.TEXASBGE2018 said:
A little late to the party. Wouldn’t expect anything less.GrillSgt said:Listen to Tex JIC, he’s an expert in losing. -
@caliking definitely ceased to be a newbie at that very moment.Killit_and_Grillit said:
you have to take first communion.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months.
"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Ouch you got me. I’m devastated. I take it back, I don’t give a rip about your giant pork butt.GrillSgt said:
Everyone can dish it out, but few can take it. You can’t.TEXASBGE2018 said:
A little late to the party. Wouldn’t expect anything less.GrillSgt said:Listen to Tex JIC, he’s an expert in losing.Rockwall, Tx LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.
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I often think, that comment is so ignorant, it must be someone trolling. Well, I apologize for thinking that. I was wrong.
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Could you try to be a little more juvenile. Buck up bucko.
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nolaegghead said:I often think, that comment is so ignorant, it must be someone trolling. Well, I apologize for thinking that. I was wrong.

"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
I’m fine. Trust me. Really how did your pork butt turn out.GrillSgt said:Could you try to be a little more juvenile. Buck up bucko.Rockwall, Tx LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.
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If there were any decent size events near dallas I might. They all seem to be in Georgia or The Carolinas.DMW said:
You're still new here. Show up to a few events and meet some peeps in person.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months.Rockwall, Tx LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.
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The Texas Eggfest was in April.TEXASBGE2018 said:
If there were any decent size events near dallas I might. They all seem to be in Georgia or The Carolinas.DMW said:
You're still new here. Show up to a few events and meet some peeps in person.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Carolinas is an eight hour drive for me. New Orleans a flight, as was Salado. Ouch, my toe hurts... Man, get yourself a hanky...TEXASBGE2018 said:
If there were any decent size events near dallas I might. They all seem to be in Georgia or The Carolinas.DMW said:
You're still new here. Show up to a few events and meet some peeps in person.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months.They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
Salado. Is that where it’s held every year? Good to know, maybe I’ll make that one next year.DMW said:
Carolinas is an eight hour drive for me. New Orleans a flight, as was Salado. Ouch, my toe hurts... Man, get yourself a hanky...TEXASBGE2018 said:
If there were any decent size events near dallas I might. They all seem to be in Georgia or The Carolinas.DMW said:
You're still new here. Show up to a few events and meet some peeps in person.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months.Rockwall, Tx LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.
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No, Salado has been retired. Just sayin', don't let proximity stop you. Venture out. Travel a bit.TEXASBGE2018 said:
Salado. Is that where it’s held every year? Good to know, maybe I’ll make that one next year.DMW said:
Carolinas is an eight hour drive for me. New Orleans a flight, as was Salado. Ouch, my toe hurts... Man, get yourself a hanky...TEXASBGE2018 said:
If there were any decent size events near dallas I might. They all seem to be in Georgia or The Carolinas.DMW said:
You're still new here. Show up to a few events and meet some peeps in person.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months.They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
Dunno if flying to South Carolina for a weekend would be in the cards to hang out with you schmucks. Maybe eventually.DMW said:
No, Salado has been retired. Just sayin', don't let proximity stop you. Venture out. Travel a bit.TEXASBGE2018 said:
Salado. Is that where it’s held every year? Good to know, maybe I’ll make that one next year.DMW said:
Carolinas is an eight hour drive for me. New Orleans a flight, as was Salado. Ouch, my toe hurts... Man, get yourself a hanky...TEXASBGE2018 said:
If there were any decent size events near dallas I might. They all seem to be in Georgia or The Carolinas.DMW said:
You're still new here. Show up to a few events and meet some peeps in person.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months.Rockwall, Tx LBGE, Minimax, 22" Blackstone, Pizza Party Bollore. Cast Iron Hoarder.
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We can definitely put you up in a great place right outside of Columbia for the next Butt Blast if you want. And I promise you there won’t be any of us shmucks there except for the locals.TEXASBGE2018 said:
Dunno if flying to South Carolina for a weekend would be in the cards to hang out with you schmucks. Maybe eventually.DMW said:
No, Salado has been retired. Just sayin', don't let proximity stop you. Venture out. Travel a bit.TEXASBGE2018 said:
Salado. Is that where it’s held every year? Good to know, maybe I’ll make that one next year.DMW said:
Carolinas is an eight hour drive for me. New Orleans a flight, as was Salado. Ouch, my toe hurts... Man, get yourself a hanky...TEXASBGE2018 said:
If there were any decent size events near dallas I might. They all seem to be in Georgia or The Carolinas.DMW said:
You're still new here. Show up to a few events and meet some peeps in person.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months."I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
Don't go to South Carolina, we'll be in North Carolina. Dan Nicholas Park (https://goo.gl/maps/eEsyoCh9kk72) to be specific. And yes, we are schmucks. But, we are the best schmucks, none other the better.TEXASBGE2018 said:
Dunno if flying to South Carolina for a weekend would be in the cards to hang out with you schmucks. Maybe eventually.DMW said:
No, Salado has been retired. Just sayin', don't let proximity stop you. Venture out. Travel a bit.TEXASBGE2018 said:
Salado. Is that where it’s held every year? Good to know, maybe I’ll make that one next year.DMW said:
Carolinas is an eight hour drive for me. New Orleans a flight, as was Salado. Ouch, my toe hurts... Man, get yourself a hanky...TEXASBGE2018 said:
If there were any decent size events near dallas I might. They all seem to be in Georgia or The Carolinas.DMW said:
You're still new here. Show up to a few events and meet some peeps in person.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months.They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
But don’t eat the Scrapple.
Or try to stay in Cabin 2. I have it on retainer.
"Brought to you by bourbon, bacon, and a series of questionable life decisions."
South of Nashville, TN
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Butt Blast and Brisket Camp are both 10 plus each. Buck up and suck it up. Get there.TEXASBGE2018 said:
If there were any decent size events near dallas I might. They all seem to be in Georgia or The Carolinas.DMW said:
You're still new here. Show up to a few events and meet some peeps in person.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months.=======================================
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For sure don't eat the scrapple, I want that for late at night when making eggs.Killit_and_Grillit said:But don’t eat the Scrapple.
Or try to stay in Cabin 2. I have it on retainer.They/Them
Morgantown, PA
XL BGE - S BGE - KJ Jr - HB Legacy - BS Pizza Oven - 30" Firepit - King Kooker Fryer - PR72T - WSJ - BS 17" Griddle - XXL BGE - BS SS36" Griddle - 2 Burner Gasser - Pellet Smoker -
1/2” steaks for everyone!=======================================
XL 6/06, Mini 6/12, L 10/12, Mini #2 12/14 MiniMax 3/16 Large #2 11/20 Legacy from my FIL - RIP PitBoss Navigator 850G 11/25
Tampa Bay, FL
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"I've made a note never to piss you two off." - Stike
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." - Deep Throat -
One stops becoming a newbie (nooB) when one stops worrying about being labeled a nooB.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months.Tyler, TX XL BGE 2016, KJ Classic 2019, MES, 18.5 WSM, Akorn Jr, 36"&17" Black Stone, Adj Rig, Woo, Grill Grates, SS Smokeware Cap, KAB, FB 300, Thermapen -
1. I would say that’s the moment Adam graduated from being a newbie.JohnInCarolina said:
@caliking definitely ceased to be a newbie at that very moment.Killit_and_Grillit said:
you have to take first communion.TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months.
2. I just noticed that I held onto my Yeti/RTIC cup every second of that. Thems whachya call skilz.#1 LBGE December 2012 • #2 SBGE February 2013 • #3 Mini May 2013A happy BGE family in Houston, TX. -
Well that de-escalated quickly. Bunch of quitters.
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Overall, the forum has more Vivian Howard fanboys. One has to work their way up to APL recipes....baby steps.BrandonQuad Cities
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Killit_and_Grillit said:

Privileged white kid who wanted to live the pirate life, gets a mad drug addiction, squanders a God given natural talent for years, then writes a book blasting everyone in the industry...and manages to become the very creature that he berated in print?
Hate him? That dude is my spirit animal. Falling up in life has been lifelong dream.

You got some bad voodoo man...South of Nashville - BGE XL - Alfresco 42" ALXE - Alfresco Versa Burner - Sunbeam Microwave -
TEXASBGE2018 said:How is one considered a troll? Apparently to some people I’m a troll account. I’m not but whatever. Maybe I can pull a Bluegrass and just leave. Clearly several people get all butthurt when “newbies” join in the fun. Also when does one stop becoming a newbie? I’ve been here almost 5 months.
I've been here a week and my PM box is full of people asking me "who are you really?"South of Nashville - BGE XL - Alfresco 42" ALXE - Alfresco Versa Burner - Sunbeam Microwave
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