Things in this world that SUCK!

Botch

TSA/airlines/Expedia/1%-ers who own airline stocks.  Flew home this last weekend, a few more things have changed since my last set of flights (about a year ago).  
 
New screening machines, apparently they pick up pieces of paper in your pockets.  Got yelled at, "Take the d*mn paper out of your pockets!"  Took out my boarding passes.  "Take the d*mn paper out of your pockets!"  Pockets were empty, he showed me the screen, and we figured out that, apparently, the Kevlar sewn into my motorcycle slacks sets off the new machines.  Got an extra-cozy pat-down.  Gah!  Note taken.  
 
USA Today published a list of the "pitch" (legroom) between airline seats for all the airlines a few months back, ranging from 34" down to 26".  Its now a full-on arms (legs?) race to cram the most meat into the shortest space.  Person in front of me can't recline, my knees are already jammed against their seat (30 years ago, the fine ladies at the counter would automatically switch me, on sight, to an Exit row (6'5", 37" inseam); now, I can pay $37 to get that seat, cuz the lousy M*ther%*^&#ing 1%-er airline CEOs need an even BIGGER yacht this year!  Gah!   
 
Babies cry, especially on descent (they don't know to swallow as the air pressure changes, and it hurts their ears).  Over the years I've mostly been able to tune it out, not yesterday.  Ever wonder what Axl Rose must've sounded like as a baby?  I don't, not anymore.  Gah!  
 
40th HS Reunion is in Sioux Falls this June, so going back home then.  
 
I'm driving.  

Botch

Oh, two more things that suck:
 
- hiccups,
- the days start getting shorter next month

kingsmoke

Any hotdog not cooked over open flame ....sucks.  no microwave,  no boiling water dogs for me. In fact I only like"  Black Angus all beef dogs"

northGAcock

Botch said:

TSA/airlines/Expedia/1%-ers who own airline stocks.  Flew home this last weekend, a few more things have changed since my last set of flights (about a year ago).  
 
New screening machines, apparently they pick up pieces of paper in your pockets.  Got yelled at, "Take the d*mn paper out of your pockets!"  Took out my boarding passes.  "Take the d*mn paper out of your pockets!"  Pockets were empty, he showed me the screen, and we figured out that, apparently, the Kevlar sewn into my motorcycle slacks sets off the new machines.  Got an extra-cozy pat-down.  Gah!  Note taken.  
 
USA Today published a list of the "pitch" (legroom) between airline seats for all the airlines a few months back, ranging from 34" down to 26".  Its now a full-on arms (legs?) race to cram the most meat into the shortest space.  Person in front of me can't recline, my knees are already jammed against their seat (30 years ago, the fine ladies at the counter would automatically switch me, on sight, to an Exit row (6'5", 37" inseam); now, I can pay $37 to get that seat, cuz the lousy M*ther%*^&#ing 1%-er airline CEOs need an even BIGGER yacht this year!  Gah!   
 
Babies cry, especially on descent (they don't know to swallow as the air pressure changes, and it hurts their ears).  Over the years I've mostly been able to tune it out, not yesterday.  Ever wonder what Axl Rose must've sounded like as a baby?  I don't, not anymore.  Gah!  
 
40th HS Reunion is in Sioux Falls this June, so going back home then.  
 
I'm driving.  

Botch....that is classic suck right there.

northGAcock

blasting said:

Setting new temp records in Arizona truly sucks hard.

Like it ain’t already hot enough out there already.

DoubleEgger

That kidney stone I passed this afternoon sucks for sure. 

JohnInCarolina

DoubleEgger said:

That kidney stone I passed this afternoon sucks for sure. 

Damn.  Sorry man.  

Spaightlabs

DoubleEgger said:

That kidney stone I passed this afternoon sucks for sure. 

Woulda sucked worse if you hadn't passed it.

Silver lining regards.

DMW

Grease spatter burns.

lousubcap

A few adult beverages in on a LEO night, but beyond many obvious here's one that gets me and directly tied to this forum:
Anyone who posts a "help request", then gets any number of reasonable options to solve the perceived issue and you never hear about the outcome.  Friggin "one-ways!"

northGAcock

DoubleEgger said:

That kidney stone I passed this afternoon sucks for sure. 

Been there once. Ranks up there with Cysts on your @ss.

Hans61

gmac

lousubcap said:

A few adult beverages in on a LEO night, but beyond many obvious here's one that gets me and directly tied to this forum:
Anyone who posts a "help request", then gets any number of reasonable options to solve the perceived issue and you never hear about the outcome.  Friggin "one-ways!"

Sorry

lousubcap

gmac said:

lousubcap said:

A few adult beverages in on a LEO night, but beyond many obvious here's one that gets me and directly tied to this forum:
Anyone who posts a "help request", then gets any number of reasonable options to solve the perceived issue and you never hear about the outcome.  Friggin "one-ways!"

Sorry

That should correctly read "Sorry my a$$."  Yes sir- and I am still indebted to you for the cleaver.  Have a great evening!

gmac

lousubcap said:

gmac said:

lousubcap said:

A few adult beverages in on a LEO night, but beyond many obvious here's one that gets me and directly tied to this forum:
Anyone who posts a "help request", then gets any number of reasonable options to solve the perceived issue and you never hear about the outcome.  Friggin "one-ways!"

Sorry

That should correctly read "Sorry my a$$."  Yes sir- and I am still indebted to you for the cleaver.  Have a great evening!

I’m working on something cooler for the next Sauce and Rub exchange. Think “Homemade Yeti”. And you more than repaid me for it with that thing I’m not supposed to mention. 

thetrim

John Kerry

DMW

thetrim said:

John Kerry

Show us on the doll where he touched you.

thetrim

What the what?  John Kerry is a Class V POS. No debate needed on that one. 

thetrim

Tampa Bay Rays. 

thetrim

The Iran Deal certainly sucked.  Lucky for us, The Donald gave it the middle finger!   Barack’s girlfriend, Valerie Jarrett is against it, so it must be one other way to MAGA!   

DMW

thetrim said:

The Iran Deal certainly sucked.  Lucky for us, The Donald gave it the middle finger!   Barack’s girlfriend, Valerie Jarrett is against it, so it must be one other way to MAGA!   

That makes complete sense. Totally coherent. Logical to a fine point.

</sarcasm>

thetrim

Thanks, Dwayne!

gmac

As the 2nd phase was fishing related and I do fish a bit. Barbed hooks driven into your fingers definitely sucks. 
Been there. It sucked. 

Botch

thetrim said:

The Iran Deal certainly sucked.  Lucky for us, The Donald gave it the middle finger!      

A ten-year-negotiated deal, signed up to by Germany, France, Britain, the EU, Russia, China, and the US.  
ONE party, reneged.  Nice.  
 

it must be one other way to MAGA!  

"My Attorney Got Arrested"?  

thetrim

Haha.  Delusional!!  

bgebrent

DMW said:

thetrim said:

The Iran Deal certainly sucked.  Lucky for us, The Donald gave it the middle finger!   Barack’s girlfriend, Valerie Jarrett is against it, so it must be one other way to MAGA!   

That makes complete sense. Totally coherent. Logical to a fine point.

</sarcasm>

Now you get it.

Kcheves

Intermediate shaft bearings on early water cooled Porsches.

blasting

Ex wives.

Broken AC in AZ

Damaged shipment you've been eagerly awaiting.

Aging

Mice in the attic

jabam

Employees who don’t give a sh...t!

Canugghead

My vp215 sucks because it doesn't suck.